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Please use your brain 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Not all of us are bad. Don't lump us all together.
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Some people just take their job too seriously 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Probably to be sure the name on the Costco card matches ID. Some people "borrow" other people's Costco cards so they don't have to pay the membership fees.
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Maybe Jesus and Zeus was a marvel hero 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
The world will still exist. The human race may not survive.
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That's a steal 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Hardware and instructions cost extra.
Wtf UK 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It's not illegal to be a drunk passenger in California. That's why they keep promoting the Designated Drivers ads.
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Just remember not to die there, guys 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
"You can't die here. Move along. Nothing to see."
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Dedicated 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
But if they fail once, everyone in the whole neighborhood hears about it.
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How could that happen? 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
But STIHL...
Autocrossbow, FTW!!1 33 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Why is it that when people talk about arming teachers, the image of Barney Fife with a gun pops into my head?
Thank you to the real heroes of the holiday season 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Then, for better security, they put a notice for you to pick up your package at the post office so it doesn't get stolen. Then you bitch and moan because you have to go all the way to the post office to get your safe package.
It's Not Even A State 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I'm a citizen of the state of Confusion!
Hit the AV button on the remote 50 comments
guest · 3 years ago
TV Guide magazine.
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We must find a way 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Shocking!
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Makes sense 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Almond milk is an unoffensive way to say "nut juice!"
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Damn you Sun! 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What a horse's ass!
Thirsty for d*ck 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough.
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Kind of like double dragon 16 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Thunderdome!
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f*ck you Emma 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What about the lack of a jawbone?
Preach!!! 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I think your right. There crazy!
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How To Make Someone's Day 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Did they use Common Core Math? They shorted her 42 cents!
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It's The Perfect Match 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It's great, only if you're looking for a salad sandwich with a little meat.
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"wot in tarnation," rite friendos? its too hot in c a l i f u r n i a 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Las Vegas is hitting 120's.
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PETA in a nutshell 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
PETA should stand for "People Eating Tasty Animals!"
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No bully plz 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Why the downvotes? It was okay when they burned those figures, but don't make fun of the Donald!
No bully plz 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
And burning hanging black figures in Obama's effigy is acceptable?
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*finger guns* oh oh no, i forgot the safety! 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That really bombed!
They are getting better in acting 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The acting is better only because they are using better props!
Easy math question 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Is the mailman looking at his ass, or the dog's ass?
How to make a teacher feel bad 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Futurama got that line from the movie. The movie came out long before Futurama was even an idea.
Happiness is you and a lot of pets 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I get the pets, but what is moving in the sink?
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Victory? 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Triomphe
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Just saying 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Somebody's firm grip on reality is slowly loosening...
Pouring molten salt into water 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
If you drop a piece of pure sodium in a tub full of water, you could get a major explosion.
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Invisible threat 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Didn't even notice the spotter til I saw your comment. Nice call!
Octopuses are dank smart. They can get out of bottles. Can you? 29 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Some people couldn't figure out how to get out of a wet paper bag, much less a glass jar with a screw top.
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you don't know me 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Why not both?
I can't be the only one 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
What a dumb fuck!
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The show me state 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
UB6 IM9
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Beauty & The Beast: part 26 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Anything can be a dildo, if you're brave enough...
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Low budget captain flying away 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Time to enter it in the next Red Bull Flugtag!
Clifford no 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Do it! Let it fly!
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I'll say this to my dad! 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
My point is that you can't blame video games for creating violence, or violent tendencies. Violence has always been a part of human nature. It hasn't changed or increased since video games were invented. So, in my opinion, video games aren't to blame for people murdering people.
Patience 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
He could at least put his beer down first. He might spill it all over the cards and ruin his beer!
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Big betrayal 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Does it really matter? They both lived, so they both betrayed each other. Who cares which one was more wrong?
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Well they need more room for Pokemon and memes 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Of course, they'll uninstall it. It requires thinking to run, and constantly glitches.
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Some ways to overcome procrastination 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
TL,DR. I'll get to it later.
my 7th grade math teacher did thing like this 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In Binary code, doesn't 11 equal 3?
Please don't ask these when interviewing 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think it was "Stripes."
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(Fruit) Basket Case 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Apple-ogize right now!
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See ya 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Am I the first to think of Willy Wonka's glass elevator?
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