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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson just announced a new movie co-starring Siri 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So it's probably a commercial then, is what he's getting at, no? Not a whole entire movie.
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Chicken rights 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That honestly looks cruel.
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Maybe it's friendly! 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I was honestly disappointed with that development and that he never got to right his wrongs with each of his children. The younger Aang would've seen what was going on and tried to get his older self to make a bigger effort to include all his children and let them know they are loved.
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I cri 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It could be that she did do research but found multiple people have the same name. It's not an uncommon thing
Because it works 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Damn. How was I not aware of this? This shit is all kinds of fucked up.
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Cereal commercial 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Completely unrelated, but is there something blocking mobile users from seeing certain pictures? I see the title, but where the picture should be the title is instead displayed again.
It's your super power 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The joke is that they are recreating a picture from when they were kids. The caption is a joke. They are still besties. Calm down, Smitty.
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I would pay for that job 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Something something *bites dick off*
Better love story than my hand 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Will you mary me?"
"Step off motherfucker"
"Oh classic Sharon, well see you in the afterlife"
"SUCK MY D-bbllllllllblllllbllllllfffffff"
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Congratulations! You played yourself 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Honestly, she may be the husbands love of his life, but if she could just up and leave him like that for no other reason than "I can do better," than she definitely didn't deserve to have anyone. She clearly has no heart and didn't feel the same way, or she would've realized and stayed. Then again, people often have clouded judgement when it comes to love.
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Perfect position 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*tries to go to sleep anyway but can't because I feel the responsibility looming over me*
*leave light on all night, tossing and turning*
*gets expensive electric bill*
*Repeats until homeless*
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There's always someone left out 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Poor Harry Potter, forever the third wheel in Ron and hermiones relationship.
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Rate the landing 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Did I win?
Shiba drowning a man. 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I love how the guy just dramatically falls backwards at the end like "oh shit I'm fuckin screwed better drown now"
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Challenge accepted ! 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is the first one a hula fetish porn or something?
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Time for the best road trip ever 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Decommissioned school bus
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Having a tall girlfriend 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*insert some sort of parody of the hamster eating a banana pic*
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He's a new superhero 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think Zeus needs these.
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Is he lucky or that was his second life? 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
God was like "oH SHIT I FUCKED UP WRONG GUY I AM SO SORRY"
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Best note all week 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I... I thought it was insinuating something else.
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Step up b*tch 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Little does he know, those other guys are just begginers. The old man is the master...
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Truly 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, no. I didn't live it. I was more of an overseer of thier story. I didn't get to create my own and actually live it.
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That's how racism started 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
One day, I was walking outside with my friends. We're having this weird conversation that I don't really remember, but I know it leads up to, "you know, I really don't like those crackers." To which I artfully respond to my awfully pale friend viciously, "Well, YOU'RE a cracker!"
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Duck says quack 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Nudes.
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The Sound of Silence 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If you read it backwards (cutting out the first one) it looks cute and not heartbreaking
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Wait a goddamn minute.... 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
it took me like ten minutes to understand this mind fuck.
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Take some time for yourself too, take care alright 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*picks up phone* hey guys, I need some time alone for a few centuries thanks
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Max charisma 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What's the anime?
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North Korea is best Korea 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wow, how could they believe these lies? I bet we know everything about our country!!
*Government shifts nervously*
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She stayed getting my phantom hard 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Godamnit, not again. Right in the childhood....
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I do hope that with all the work Butch Hartman seems to be doing with Danny phantom right now they bring it back. Honestly, fairly odd parents was dead from the moment they added in sparky. It's been running too long. Nicks shows have been lacking so much lately, they really need something else.
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Say what? 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, if you look at the anatomy of a girls vagina, technially, girls do have super tiny penises.
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It is definitely time to stop 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pretty sure that's cruel and unusual punishment.
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Valley girls 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
YouTube, under the most popular girls in school. And trust me, you will fucking LOVE it.
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Making your way in life 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's another person stumbling into his life, or his "level"
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Making your way in life 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
DONT WORRY GUYS THERES ANOTHER PART WHERE HE MAKES IT TO THE END AND HIS PARENTS ARE THERE WAITING FOR HIM (though they're much older now) AND HE IS REUNITED
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Disdain for weaboos? Islam may be the religion for you! 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They aren't weaboos if they're actually from Japan, though
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Wooden whistle 2.0 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It gets better if you read it in a Russian accent.
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Huge moon in the night sky 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
look at how flat that moon is! See, this is more factual evidence to prove that the planets and earth are flat.
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So a guy walks into a bar 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"heeeeeey girl crazy bumping into you ;)"
Smart kids be like 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I hate when people do this. I understand if its like, "yeah, i got an ninety. I'm really proud of it, but I'm still gonna work harder next time to get a higher grade :) I'm also not going to complain about it and make everyone else feel bad about themselves." But if you get a frickin 98 on a test, and youre complaining, please go somewhere and rethink your life.
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The Help (2011) 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I've seen this around a lot, but I've never seen the movie. Can someone please explain to me why she baked her shit into a pie and gave it to her? Was the white girl a racist?
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Technically correct, the best kind of correct 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
they're playing it wrong. The point of the game is to race to see who can surrender first, duh?
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It's Perfectly Timed 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's both
Neil deGrasse Tyson votes for Iron Man 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think that Batman would win, for three reasons- He's Batman, He's a more experienced fighter, and one I almost forgot to mention; HE IS BATMAN
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Guess you can't argue with that 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
...And then the plane met heavy turbulence.
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Are you Sirius? He was such a good kid too! 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I always wondered what would of happened if Harry had turned bad. Like perhaps in revenge for his horrible life, he'd defeat Voldemort, and out of bitterness taken his place as a darker, much more powerful and evil wizard.
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Three generations of an albino family in India 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Don't forget to post the reactions on here!
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Brighter than my mind 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Side quest time.
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You Are Beautiful and Great 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wish the sjws would see that, too. We are all beautiful, no matter what race or culture we are.
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Snoop does a smile 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I only text my crush. He actually has a life though(and one of my needy girl aquaintence/friends is his girlfriend) so this is my exact reaction when I realize I have A friend.
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