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“To seem longer”

Kim k never looked pretty to me. If anything, she always looked super creepy. How could people look up to THAT?

When Cat woman got to old to steal, she sent her minions out to do it for her.

We should definitely, and if not for this reason for the reason of safety... and the fact that we are supposed to have them in every room anyway. (But don’t)

When that person you hate says something stupid behind you

Because the USA is the only country that matters.

I don’t get it?

Can I be like her, mom?

Did he not hook you up?

Oh, book lovers never sleep alone. They sleep with the thought that they can never escape to the life inside your books and that you probably won’t get a happy ending like most books. Ah, bliss.

Once Skyrim almost crashed in the middle of fighting a hoard in a dungeon. When it unfroze, I saved, which was a mistake becausse now every time I enter that point in my save file I automatically die because Lydia is useless

I am a 16 year old girl and am ashamed to say I have the same pillow on the end of my bed...

Hey, at least you don’t deal with Japanese Giant Hornets. That shits... Jesus fuck.

...I somehow managed to see the bat signal instead of a fish.

If you do, you’d better video tape it and put it up here at the very least.

I'd do it and split it with her. Me and my sister are tight as hell yo

Well he clearly did it expecting no reward, so he still got more than he wanted

Smiley!! No!!!
I hope that pupper makes more people smile wherever e is...

Children first, men and women free for all.

Can someone explain lol

Ahhh da bunny is angerey

The only one I understand is the soap, because as a poorer family, we do that too.
Adding water to milk is just NASTY. It’s worse than having just water in your cereal, and adding it to juice is like having a terrible watered-down drink. Nah, I’d rather wait till we can buy another one.

Honestly, I prefer men who shave their legs. Not arms, because I don't shave MY arms, but just legs. It just grosses me out to see leg hair, but that's just my specific preference.

But the better question is, why no bra??

200 likes, where are my birb tits?

This episode is as old as me. Holy shit!

Sick of your shit, doof.

POWER MOVE!

One was of me becoming peter Parker and having tj power to fly and super strength, but I had to scream like a fucking banshee to use it. It was in goat simulator graphics, as well.
And you know, one day, im just doing my daily duty of being Spider-Man, when all of a sudden, I just go apeshit on the criminal for no apparent reason in the middle of the "you can't stop me" speech.... and I FUCKING BASH HIS HEAD IN. AND MY TEAM JUST SAYS "buddy, you'll be fine" and proceeds to clean the roof while I cry.

Someone, quick, explain the trick for me before my brain explodes!

Is this a newspaper comic?

As a person with social anxiety, it's not quite that simple, though the sentiment is appreciated. Thanks.

Wholesome ghost haunting

I don't know what they put in those children's shows, but I find myself getting mesmerized. Every. Damn. Time.

Now THAT is an acceptable reason to cry for your mommy. I'm sure I would've fainted at that point