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So it's probably a commercial then, is what he's getting at, no? Not a whole entire movie.

That honestly looks cruel.

Completely unrelated, but is there something blocking mobile users from seeing certain pictures? I see the title, but where the picture should be the title is instead displayed again.

Something something *bites dick off*

"Will you mary me?"
"Step off motherfucker"
"Oh classic Sharon, well see you in the afterlife"
"SUCK MY D-bbllllllllblllllbllllllfffffff"

Honestly, she may be the husbands love of his life, but if she could just up and leave him like that for no other reason than "I can do better," than she definitely didn't deserve to have anyone. She clearly has no heart and didn't feel the same way, or she would've realized and stayed. Then again, people often have clouded judgement when it comes to love.

*tries to go to sleep anyway but can't because I feel the responsibility looming over me*
*leave light on all night, tossing and turning*
*gets expensive electric bill*
*Repeats until homeless*

Poor Harry Potter, forever the third wheel in Ron and hermiones relationship.

Did I win?

I love how the guy just dramatically falls backwards at the end like "oh shit I'm fuckin screwed better drown now"

Is the first one a hula fetish porn or something?

*insert some sort of parody of the hamster eating a banana pic*

I think Zeus needs these.

God was like "oH SHIT I FUCKED UP WRONG GUY I AM SO SORRY"

I... I thought it was insinuating something else.

Little does he know, those other guys are just begginers. The old man is the master...

Well, no. I didn't live it. I was more of an overseer of thier story. I didn't get to create my own and actually live it.

One day, I was walking outside with my friends. We're having this weird conversation that I don't really remember, but I know it leads up to, "you know, I really don't like those crackers." To which I artfully respond to my awfully pale friend viciously, "Well, YOU'RE a cracker!"

If you read it backwards (cutting out the first one) it looks cute and not heartbreaking

it took me like ten minutes to understand this mind fuck.

*picks up phone* hey guys, I need some time alone for a few centuries thanks

What's the anime?

Wow, how could they believe these lies? I bet we know everything about our country!!
*Government shifts nervously*

Godamnit, not again. Right in the childhood....
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I do hope that with all the work Butch Hartman seems to be doing with Danny phantom right now they bring it back. Honestly, fairly odd parents was dead from the moment they added in sparky. It's been running too long. Nicks shows have been lacking so much lately, they really need something else.

Well, if you look at the anatomy of a girls vagina, technially, girls do have super tiny penises.

Pretty sure that's cruel and unusual punishment.

They aren't weaboos if they're actually from Japan, though

It gets better if you read it in a Russian accent.

look at how flat that moon is! See, this is more factual evidence to prove that the planets and earth are flat.

"heeeeeey girl crazy bumping into you ;)"

I hate when people do this. I understand if its like, "yeah, i got an ninety. I'm really proud of it, but I'm still gonna work harder next time to get a higher grade :) I'm also not going to complain about it and make everyone else feel bad about themselves." But if you get a frickin 98 on a test, and youre complaining, please go somewhere and rethink your life.

I've seen this around a lot, but I've never seen the movie. Can someone please explain to me why she baked her shit into a pie and gave it to her? Was the white girl a racist?

they're playing it wrong. The point of the game is to race to see who can surrender first, duh?

I think that Batman would win, for three reasons- He's Batman, He's a more experienced fighter, and one I almost forgot to mention; HE IS BATMAN

...And then the plane met heavy turbulence.

I always wondered what would of happened if Harry had turned bad. Like perhaps in revenge for his horrible life, he'd defeat Voldemort, and out of bitterness taken his place as a darker, much more powerful and evil wizard.

Side quest time.

I wish the sjws would see that, too. We are all beautiful, no matter what race or culture we are.

I only text my crush. He actually has a life though(and one of my needy girl aquaintence/friends is his girlfriend) so this is my exact reaction when I realize I have A friend.