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Yeah, the ones that are good citizens are giving of themselves to help others. The ones coming to the US illegally commit a disproportionate amount of crimes...but not in Mexico of course.

I'll bet that any US citizens that go to other countries illegally and commit crimes aren't welcome there. And citizens of those other countries who want them to not be able to stay aren't accused of being "against Americans" just because they're against the illegal ones.

My company has a couple factories in Mexico, and the people I work with are all competent, morale and whatever other good characteristics you want to bring up. But they're not the ones entering other countries illegally and expecting to stay.

One reason that toddlers learn so joyfully and eagerly is that there is one or two,parents who love them and also can have patience in a one on one relationship. Do,you expect that society can afford that kid of student-teacher ratio for 12 or 14 years?

So....when scholarships and diversity programs explicitly FOR blacks, Hispanics and women are removed so that everyone is eligible equally, they'll feel like they're discriminated against? They're likely to be angry and complain when they have to compete against everyone equally rather than receive preferential treatment as part of "diversity" efforts by colleges, corporations and government?

Congratulations! Unfortunately, there's no prize for havimg the 10,000,000th stupid Trump joke. All the prizes were already snapped up by SNL and Trevor Noah.

Wouldn't the kids from the first movie BE adults now?

Sorry for being dumb, but what was the guy expecting? That she'd buy some slinky lingerie and invite him over to see it even though she wouldn't go on a date with him? That she'd buy some sex toys and put on a show for him, even though she refused a date? What was his best case scenario?

Plus, hurry up and get those titties out ladies. We're late to a protest against the patriarchy's objectification of women.

The hard work thing applies to some things but not everything. If you want to be a doctor, but are average IQ, hard work and extra time studying could get you there. But if you want to be an NFL cornerback, unless you are naturally fast and have the brain type that processes objects flying through space and running down a field, you won't even be successful at a D1 college. There's more to boxing and ufc than merely hard work. You need higher than average pain tolerance, ability to recover quickly from hard training, fast twitch muscles, etc. There are things that many people couldn't do no matter how much they want it...out take from American idol prove that.

Another factor is luck. I know a few people who really would have had a shot at a major sport, but one with an injury missed his senior year and wasn't recruited (in addition to missing a year of practicing his craft and being coached). Another was hurt in a car accident, and although he walks ok, he's not lightning fast now

For 30 years at my company, I got a certificate printed on a color printer, so I got that going for me.

Yeah, there are some people in their 50s readin FS.

This is the counterpoint to those say "always believe the girl who makes accusations of sexual assault."

Are there a couple of kids were so infatuated with the Harry Potter series of books that they're constantly griping about small details that he got wrong?

Also, the atheist doesn't ask the Christian why he believes what he does, then complain about him proseletyzing and pushing his religion. And doesn't bitch to the Jew about zionists and Palestinians.

The dad prolly isn't used to,driving the kid & dropping him/her off. So, so,Enoch had to,fuck,with someone else's life just cuz they're that damn self-centered and sensitive.

Adam and Eve maybe were diverse? Just because European painters in the 1500s painted them as white, maybe one was black and the other was ginger, leading to what we now think of as races (although we are the human race). If you can get from non living slime to single cell organisms to vertebrates, getting from two people to many people (still people but with different skin color, lip sizes and eye folds) shouldn't be difficult at all.

Plot twist: The parents write him out of their will, and eventually Gaylord's brother and sister split a 2 million inheritance.

What the fuck is he supposed to do? Personally load supplies on a boat? It's like when Melania was wearing heels between the White House and copter that was taking them to PR. The press and moron critics acted like that meant she'd be wearing heels in-country, when she changed to boots somewhere along the line. The constant criticism of EVERYTHING masks the legitimate complaints about what Trump is doing, but people are more comfortable with the hatred than being able to discuss policies and maybe sway what's being done. But, go ahead and signal your virtue by bitching about every damn action he takes instead of bringing up the ones where it might be able to make a difference.

And in 14 years imagine HER voice, "OMG Dad, you're so laaaame. IDC what a hunk you were back in the,olden days. You like totally don't get what modern kids like."

Yeah, you may never see that again due to people climbing on stuff and damaging it.

"Also, we're a sorority, but our opinion is just as valid as yours or anyone else's (who actually KNOWS $#+."

Twice, a friend (NRA firearms instructor) has invited several coworkers to go target shooting at lunch. Those who don't own firearms can use one (or more) of his. Those who don't know how to get instructed. Apparently, he gets joy from teaching people who know nothing about firearms to use them safely and correctly.

Fore ample, rule 1 is don't point a gun at anything you don't want to shoot (heard that many times) but I didn't know that rule 2 is don't put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to shoot. I got to try out several firearms, including an M1 Garand (which my father and father in law both carried around Korea), and the guy wouldn't take money for the ammo we used.

tl/dr: you're going target shooting the day the backpack gives you a gun.

Its state is not always under the owner's control. At 17, that damn thing may rear its head from a stray thought about beach volleyball or the R rated movie you saw last night to an errant breeze. Later in life (as early as in your 50s) the opposite can be the case, as shown by all the commercials for ED medication.

that's all well and good in a homogeneous society. Wait til you guys get the diversity that your stupid neighbors to the south have.

It's pretty damn sexist to make women do all the work. This is what you're holding up as an example of someone overshadowing the white man?

What's really great is that when you define everybody who disagrees with you as a Nazi, you get to punch people without your conscience bothering you, and with every excuse for people you say you shouldn't do that. I also noticed that just like real life, and the people beating up a Nazi have a numerical superiority.

Rick's favorite sauce is majoring in a field that has job prospects.

I wish this meme followed directly after one where the girl is whining that the cute guy she's got her eye on wont make the first move (like the one with the cute Uber driver).

Your aunt downloaded porn.

Or found your uncle's search history.

Heinz cocktail sauce: Hi Prego, I'm dad....errrrr, I guess now grandpa.

One of the reasons that people make fun of someone else it's because it's a relief to not be on the receiving end of the abuse and criticism. A better thing to have done would have been a soft response rather than reinforcing that this girl is on like rung two of the ladder and needs to diss people on rung one because she gets crap from everyone on rungs three through ten.

Darn Trump. Stupid Republicans.

There are jobs for people who majored in engineering, business, etc. Not so much for gender studies or African American studies.

That guy appears to be about my age, and there's no way my hips would ever bend like that anymore.

Plot twist: In a couple years his big complaint changes from "not enough sleep" to "why can't I get a job doing what I want they pays enough for me to have the lifestyle that my parents have?"

That's great how those teens outsmarted that stupid adult. Don't people in authority realize that teens' actions should never be restricted?

Agreed. Just because the earth is going through the warming part of its many heating/cooling cycles doesn't mean that this one is caused by man.

Thanks for pointing out that science knows that correlation isn't causation.

Alternate scenario: She's an average girl with average likelihood to f**k on the first date, but she wrote that description as (what she thinks is) a funny flirty bit of text. And then she'll be surprised that all the responses are from guys who ONLY want sex. Plus it'll be their fault for not knowing she was just joking.

It's gotta be an AR shaped pellet gun or paintball or something, right? And he's making it out like it's more badass than it really is?

Antifa: We need to use violence to suppress the speech of people we define as "Nazis" because in the 1930s the Nazis in Germany used violence to,suppress the free speech rights of the majority.

By defining all speech they don't care for as "Nazi," they have free rein to use violence whenever they like and act as if there's the halo of social activism. Advocate one race over another? Nazi! (well, if it's white over something else...if it's anything over white, that's ok.) It's ok to be white? Nazi! Ask Why are there scholarships for blacks only or Hispanics only but not whites only? Nazi! Want to,speak out against political correctness? Nazi!

It also gives an excuse to never let another side explain its thoughts. Threaten a violent demonstration, and most universities cave and cancel a speaker's invitation. If those ideas are so terrible, let them see the light of day and debate them with logic and facts. Using the excuse that the 1930s Nazis used violence doesnt hold water.

15 or 20 years ago there was a letter that went around (fake of course) that was supposedly from an Italian guy writing to his friend about how easy it was to seduce female American college tourists with a bunch of stereotypical euro-trash bs stories about "my people" and "my country." Google it and laugh. True or not, it seemed to hit home how American college girls fall for some stupid bs and put out for the right kind of romantic-ish story.

Why resign? Why not wait til April 1 and then let them fire you, thus getting however much a company has to,give laid off employees (vs nothing if "fired for cause" like,stealing)? The US and Western Europe have such employment laws, and I'm guessing many Eastern European countries and other socialist-dominated countries have laws that get youSOMETHING when let go, but not if you quit/resign.

Fox doesn't repeat the fake news propagated by the propaganda wing of the Democrat party (aka mainstream media), therefore THEY must be the untrustworthy ones.

Because if two things occur in succession, the first MUST HAVE caused the second.

Here's what I wonder: Can you be a Christian and be so damn sour? I mean, is it actually the case the the few people who use the Bible to bash people are "church members" and not actually Christians? By Christians, I mean people who acknowledge Jesus as Lord or God or God's Son, and want to do what he said. They want to find out what GOD meant by what he said, not how you can twist it to serve what you wish it said.

There are so many people who grab a verse from the Bible and take it out of context that they just don't seem to actually believe the Bible is God's Word, but that it's like a neighborhood charter, the meaning of which is left up to anybody's own interpretation. I can see someone believing certain things are wrong (homosexuality, sex before marriage), but does anybody really think that you can show that God loves you and wants a relationship with you if you lead off with "What you're doing will condemn you to hell!"

Yes, some white men stole the land from the tribe that stole it from some other tribe previously. They didn't evolve right in place, or move to previously totally uninhabited areas.

That defines the level of trust his parents will be able to have in him. When it's time to negotiate curfew, maybe they'll remember this (if they ever figure it out).

It's also possible they know and are "allowing" him to get away with it.

*She* wasn't really rich in college, but it was her parents. It sounds like she knew how lucky she was to be born into that, and also fortunate to find someone who put her on a pedestal even though he didn't have money.

Thinking to a time before the signs were up and all those activities were going on. Was it really such a romantic place to kneel down and suck some cock, with all that crap and piss all over the place?