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well i mean this logic does apply if you support trump...
im joking pls forgive me

What state are you in?

but i thought ur labs were in australia...

Better love story than twilight

great compliment of post, but i think it can also give more details

You're the one doing the teaching wrong lol, learn to teach kids

it's an insult, saying the guy is mediocre or shit

The first one looks sleek af tho

He's only half done...
I hope this joke works

We call those 40 yr old wizards

Bras are like food. Sure, it would be plenty nice for it to be free to women, but you would fuck over so many people and ruin their jobs.

I thought he was cosplaying as a bride or some shit god damn it I'm stupid

Might be just me but making eggs for myself is an accomplishment

They would probably not try as hard when they learn that he is thirstier than them

Shit mate stop roasting the poor boy so hard, he won't survive

salty guest lol

Technically you are correct. The worst type of correct.

These types of people are the worst. This is obviously satire, and people like you just try to correct the poor guy for making a joke. If you are all serious and everything, you just ruin the point of this website.
I'm sorry, I'm just pissed at seeing people like third doing this shit.

And there are people who call Emma overrated and jerk off to Kim kardashian ffs

Resolved with coconut oil

dont apologise about your own culture

My brother likes to believe in god, the only difference being he thinks that god is either a lazy shit or is just watching us from far away with popcorn

My personal opinion but look at him as an overseer, not a parent. He will not care to a single whim, he is just there to make sure we don't nuke the shit out of the world, and if we do that like can start anew again. He isn't there to truly help us, just help the planet in general.

As an american, i have shit pizza but it's still pizza

Let him lose his love. He cheated and swindled on two people, I have no doubt he cheated on others.

Damn the funsubstance community is so great, but I would probably be the elephant in the room

It is pretty damn close to saying that

As an American I can confirm that this is the land of the free and spelling mistakes

Neighbors will forgive you for burning down the town

Hitler's new regime now consists of the horrid grammar nazis

A couple of tweaks and it will be good for any purposes! ;)

I hate how some people feel entitled to make shitty comments on stuff they don't like, instead of ignoring it. If the seconds of your time wasted bothered you that much, don't be an ass when commenting, just state your opinion without making it a rant.

I would but it's hard ;(

Curtains aren't an issue when you need to see pupper

So is 2010 Jesus Christ what the fuck is that

Well I mean if you were a freshman before you are basically identifying as a little shit, but hey I'm a freshman so who knows

depends on who you're killing and why.

I mean, it shows the clothes flexibility? but that's about it

MEMES NEVER DIE

I MEAN THE IMPROVING ASPECT, NOT THAT YOU HAVE DYSLEXIA

I can tell, you type better than half the people on the web.

only a 50% chance that you will get a brother though, might get a sister

Her: *signs* I'm deaf

Personally, I have mutual feelings about jokes like these but I'm not gonna go shit talk people about their humor

That only applies for ages 4 and under, then the kids will start playing CoD on the computers. But I do see your point though.

Why so serious?