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Proof 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Omg dude the earth obviously turns like a coin would in a coin toss
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Fearless grandpa 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'd say that's a lil more than a couple of feet
Deadly creek 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sounds like a challenge to me
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This guy is a bro 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
For real my gd&t class had like 30 true or false questions and like only five of then we're false
Just beat it 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What's not healthy, masterbation in general or not Nutting for prolonged periods of time?
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I'm guilty of this 59 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can be held legally liable for their death because as part of the good Samaritan act or something if you're capable of performing cpr you have to do it, good news is this will protect you from fuckwits who will try to claim sexual assualt when you save their lives
Save lives by killing! 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I can never tell if your just an asshole, idiot or troll but I guess it doesn't make much of a difference
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Most doctors take their rings off 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They're called nitrile gloves guys
Throwable fire extinguishers 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Those will suffocate your ass to death tho
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Having a dad is too mainstream 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Orchestrate his escape using my newly found funds and resources and set him up for life in a luxurious island that doesn't have one of those treaties where to deport your ass back to America so they can put you back in jail. It'll probably still be a hell of a lot cheaper than paying 24 mil
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I can respect this.  10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wonder if he's got a business card with professional street nigga as his job title
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Sometimes reality is different 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Depends if you're too much of a asshole everyone will turn on you I prefer a kind but calculating approach
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Priorities well established 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Anime is called Working
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Guys do your things 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tf you mean falls out balls out? Go ahead and bust em out and watch them get suck back up into your body with how colds its been getting
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Bugatti sprayed in Vanta Black 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yea statistically dark-colored cars are more likely to get into accidents
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War. War never changes 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I guess for you it doesn't matter whether a photo's colorized or not
Get itchy 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Reduces waste by using less material while still providing support
Watch your weight 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Like are you alright? I mean that does not seem healthy at all
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Watch your weight 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Holy shit shadowlord you must be all skin and bone
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Apartment building probz 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When you shit your pants you throw them away just like your dignity
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Unstranslatable words 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wouldnt the second one be translated as listless or airhead
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Guess I'm screwed then 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I've been antisocial for a long time so fuck it
I for one,welcome the early commercials. 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yall need some chill. It's just a Christmas commercial, nobody cares about commercials in the first place so i don't know why you get so passionate just cuz it's a christmass commercial in november
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No further info yet, but it sure sounds too good to be true 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
We've found other sources of clean energy as alternatives to fossil fuels but they usually get forgotten because the government wants to maintain that status quo
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My roommate has difficulties in finding the right hole 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
With aim like that he'll probably stick his penis in an electrical wall socket when he's trying to have sex
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This pretty much sums up "racism" 101 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well it's cuz you know people are gonna get defensive because it applies to them and they wanna deny it
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And his names john cena! 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Instantcena.com
Everyone can be a princess 37 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I dunno to an extent what guest said was true, cuz that's prolly some shit i woulda pulled when i was a kid like that but now that i'm older i'd be hella embarrassed. I doubt he'd go cross dresser unless he was gay or into them fetishes but hey man, you do you.
Meanwhile in Russia 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
looks like the alien from american dad
MRW people are freaking out over midterms 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
no matter how much we study, we'll still be trying to catch up on crap we learned a month ago
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A pen project I just finished 40 comments
guest · 9 years ago
i was thinking the cat reminded me of cheshire
Imprimis Pharmaceuticals is prepping to release a better version of Daraprim for $1/pill 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Shit we probably would raise it but not like a 10000% percent increase
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Brand name of the year 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Knob gobbler lol
55... 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dammit giggles, stahp with the feels
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Poor Jesus 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Mosquito in sunglasses just be like #thug life
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Got nothing else to do? 43 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The shoe size doesn't really affect the age fyi unless you put something like 0
Yeah probably 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
well how often do you say your own name other than when you're introducing yourself to other people.
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I sent this to my friend. She laughed for 10 minutes 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
why do people always use weeks when discussing anything baby related? I mean I swear they like go out of there way to make it a pain in the ass to tell you how long its been.
I hate it when they do this 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
me too
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This, this has taken the fandom to a new level... 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
forgot sectumsempra and levicorpus
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The asian guy 44 comments
guest · 9 years ago
(Spoiler alert) He lives till the end in the trilogy if that makes you happy.
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Not entirely ashamed of this 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I just do it on normal so that I don't suck too much later
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