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Omg dude the earth obviously turns like a coin would in a coin toss

Sounds like a challenge to me

Those will suffocate your ass to death tho

Orchestrate his escape using my newly found funds and resources and set him up for life in a luxurious island that doesn't have one of those treaties where to deport your ass back to America so they can put you back in jail. It'll probably still be a hell of a lot cheaper than paying 24 mil

I wonder if he's got a business card with professional street nigga as his job title

Depends if you're too much of a asshole everyone will turn on you I prefer a kind but calculating approach

Anime is called Working

Tf you mean falls out balls out? Go ahead and bust em out and watch them get suck back up into your body with how colds its been getting

When you shit your pants you throw them away just like your dignity

I've been antisocial for a long time so fuck it

With aim like that he'll probably stick his penis in an electrical wall socket when he's trying to have sex

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looks like the alien from american dad

Knob gobbler lol

Dammit giggles, stahp with the feels

Mosquito in sunglasses just be like #thug life

The shoe size doesn't really affect the age fyi unless you put something like 0

well how often do you say your own name other than when you're introducing yourself to other people.

why do people always use weeks when discussing anything baby related? I mean I swear they like go out of there way to make it a pain in the ass to tell you how long its been.

forgot sectumsempra and levicorpus

I just do it on normal so that I don't suck too much later