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"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You think I'm in karates?
Merry christmas! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I would be super pissed if my husband did this, particularly because he always overpays for stuff. He would be like wtf if I did it because I hate spending a lot of money. I have always thought these commercials were silly.
There's good ones out there too 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
so general
Target snapped 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Target didn't really post that response though. There is a guy that makes FB pages under the company name + "customer service" and answers obnoxious complaints.
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I hate every race 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
OLD news...
Sleeping with the baby between me and the Mrs 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Exactly...while he has been screwing around with the cat, where is the baby?
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Potatoes...The real MVP 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hate potato anything.
Something ain't right 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And we are talking about bears. Did bears sleep in separate beds?
I don't know what to say 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And charges $80/hour
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Santa is evil 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah, he also doesn't give the poor, good kids any presents.
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Great service 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I texted the crisis line once and they sent 4 cops to my house. I specifically said I just wanted to chat with someone and that I wasn't going to kill myself (but was feeling down). THAT was embarrassing and made me feel worse. Scared the crap out of me too.
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Great service 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He had some sort of stand off with them.
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That time of year again 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
the ringer was probably off
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You win the game 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ken jennings - he won the crap out of jeopardy. The "answer" is fake though
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Who would have guessed 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is in Japan and the person who reported from the location where Angel is kept reported a strong smell of chlorine in the air around the tank. There are other issues as well. Do you work as a dolphin trainer at this location in Japan? If not, then you don't actually know.
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It's Not Even A State 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My 45 year old sister thought Canada was south of the U.S. (we live in Illinois)
Awkward to say the least 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't believe that this happened.
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I was going out that night 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Most likely they are not really guests, they just don't want to attach the post to their login and be haunted by everyone's dumb comments.
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What a great boyfriend 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is this guy smoking a joint? What does the pic have to do with the story? Take yourself on a shopping spree, don't rely on the baby daddy of child #3
Just be happy 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Do not rush to buy a house, or even buy one ever (it is not for everyone). My sister bought her first house a few months ago (and husband etc.) at the age of 48. They travelled a lot and lived in many places beforehand.
So true! 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who says that? I wouldn't be friends with them any longer.
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Ironic 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And while you are "all for medical marijuana," it is not that easy to get in every state.
Ironic 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Huh? My spouse has primary progressive multiple sclerosis and, besides slowly becoming more paralyzed everyday at the age of 37 (started 10 years ago), he suffers extreme nerve pain. Weed helps. A LOT. Sounds fun, eh?
Uncanny 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
yes, it's for North Korea
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I really could hear it 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I heard it in my dog's ears.
Fly for life 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok, just like every other saying, it doesn't apply to all situations *eyeroll*
Same here 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I usually say that I have to use the restroom and then I leave for good.
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Many confuse this 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
don't glorify drinking, partying and smoking regardless.
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I'd like to see my real self 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I would probably then realize how fat I have gotten.
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So I can see through you 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No way, glasses are hot!
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Smile, You're A Dad Now 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Guy is an actor, it was an April Fool's joke (old one)
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Well now 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why don't you include a picture of his real dad - Pierre Trudeau - whom he looks EXACTLY like...oh look, they both have eyes and a mouth. Wow.
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Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Can we lose the "not all heroes wear capes" line please. Like really never say it again. NO HEROES WEAR CAPES. Only fake "super heroes," plus it has been said over 10 million times and is not witty anymore.
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Dog children 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't need dog children, I need a lawyer dog.
SJW Logic 31 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If he says it again, make a bigger frown face and don't say anything back. Although I don't think it is "sexual harassment" per say, it is someone trying to passive-aggressively control you because you are in a position where you cannot tell him to F off. It is a form of harassment that you wouldn't tolerate in your private life.
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Because we are scared 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Looks like just examples...taken too literally. Don't go around kissing people you think that you are in love with. I also think it means, kiss people you love - on the cheek, head, forehead, hand whatever. Don't assault strangers with your tongue or anything.
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Better buy a new bathroom too 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Sugar free is the issue. Certain sugar free sweeteners act as laxatives. It is awesome.
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Judging by the candies 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We hand out full size Whatchamacallits - best candy bar ever. We are trying to make it happen again.
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3 hours without shelter 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
why is he trying to make "3" happen?
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Bleach still taste better 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
milk? Of course that makes you sick - gross.
Thoughts? 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Demons don't exist.
Is flat boob or tiny d*ck worse? 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not massive, but definitely not small (or tiny)
I didn't know girls like this exists 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
FAKE NEWS....fake news...
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My hand is not big enough to cuddle with 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
actually smothering kills depression.
It was a gift 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
what's a 23 euros
My man 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait, how can someone tell if you have been using incognito mode? Just lack of history?
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Touché target 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Someone with infertility issues could give this to their SO, thinking it would be funny, but then realize that it isn't funny to either of them at all, so they would both start crying and that would make for a f-ed up Halloween day. Who gives someone a Halloween card anyway?
Gotta catch them all 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Now go F*** your mom
shooketh 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
FAKE NEWS....fake news...