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Well, it was a good try 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
“To seem longer”
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Is he dead? 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*puts on a bib and rolls in on a stroller* alright where do I go to get a massage around here
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It's just that her butt is too big 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Kim k never looked pretty to me. If anything, she always looked super creepy. How could people look up to THAT?
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Where do you see yourself in 40 years? 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
When Cat woman got to old to steal, she sent her minions out to do it for her.
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1 object, 3 different shadows 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I️ thought for a moment it was resident evil
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This brilliant idea should become a thing 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We should definitely, and if not for this reason for the reason of safety... and the fact that we are supposed to have them in every room anyway. (But don’t)
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Ruined my day 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No, he likes to do dogs that ride skateboards while drinking wine and smoking a cigarette.
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U-turn 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
When that person you hate says something stupid behind you
Settings done right 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Because the USA is the only country that matters.
We Will Destroy them all! 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don’t get it?
Nicole Eevee Davis is the cosplayer who looks like a real-life elf 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Can I be like her, mom?
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Broken shower gets the best fix 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Did he not hook you up?
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Book lovers will never be alone 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh, book lovers never sleep alone. They sleep with the thought that they can never escape to the life inside your books and that you probably won’t get a happy ending like most books. Ah, bliss.
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I don't trust the autosave 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Once Skyrim almost crashed in the middle of fighting a hoard in a dungeon. When it unfroze, I saved, which was a mistake becausse now every time I enter that point in my save file I automatically die because Lydia is useless
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It's over 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Minecraft is a Life simulator, of course it got it right!
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Skeleton war incoming soon 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You have to do what you can to help the skeleton war, soldier.
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How not to drive 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It was recklessness that got them killed. It’s a damn shame... that’s not to say that I’m not deeply saddened about having this information, though.
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Princess Batman 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am a 16 year old girl and am ashamed to say I have the same pillow on the end of my bed...
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c*nt with wings. 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey, at least you don’t deal with Japanese Giant Hornets. That shits... Jesus fuck.
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America needs more education  49 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bill Nye IS science.
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Don't piss off the bat 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wanna watch it, whatever it is
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Bobcat watching salmon swim upstream 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
...I somehow managed to see the bat signal instead of a fish.
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I own one of these. Still deciding whether or not to burn it. 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you do, you’d better video tape it and put it up here at the very least.
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I'd pay $10 to do that 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'd do it and split it with her. Me and my sister are tight as hell yo
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Well said boy 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
For me, it would be having things to do but having room to relax instead of having work CRAMMED at you. I get restless when I have absolutely nothing to do, and easily overworked when I have too much stuff to do, so I assume that's what my ideal life would be, anyway...
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Kindness pays 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well he clearly did it expecting no reward, so he still got more than he wanted
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A nice tribute to Smiley the blind golden 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Smiley!! No!!!
I hope that pupper makes more people smile wherever e is...
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Sometimes reality is different 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Children first, men and women free for all.
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A man can’t even get an insurance payout in peace smh 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Can someone explain lol
It's empty 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ahhh da bunny is angerey
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Is flat boob or tiny d*ck worse? 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No boobs.
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Add water to extend lifespan 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The only one I understand is the soap, because as a poorer family, we do that too.
Adding water to milk is just NASTY. It’s worse than having just water in your cereal, and adding it to juice is like having a terrible watered-down drink. Nah, I’d rather wait till we can buy another one.
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Do you know? 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Honestly, I prefer men who shave their legs. Not arms, because I don't shave MY arms, but just legs. It just grosses me out to see leg hair, but that's just my specific preference.
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When your t*tties are the lowest point in your life 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But the better question is, why no bra??
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Parrots be like 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
200 likes, where are my birb tits?
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Feel old yet? 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This episode is as old as me. Holy shit!
Phineas and Ferb ! 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sick of your shit, doof.
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Losing. With style 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
POWER MOVE!
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This is me as a parent 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Omae wa mou shinderu
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How have you been doing it? 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
...the pot is my serving bowl.
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Dreams 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
One was of me becoming peter Parker and having tj power to fly and super strength, but I had to scream like a fucking banshee to use it. It was in goat simulator graphics, as well.
And you know, one day, im just doing my daily duty of being Spider-Man, when all of a sudden, I just go apeshit on the criminal for no apparent reason in the middle of the "you can't stop me" speech.... and I FUCKING BASH HIS HEAD IN. AND MY TEAM JUST SAYS "buddy, you'll be fine" and proceeds to clean the roof while I cry.
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Magic is real! 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Someone, quick, explain the trick for me before my brain explodes!
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Jiggle 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is this a newspaper comic?
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What level of edginess is this?! 45 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wait, that's not Christianity at all though. So I can't even take your insult seriously.
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Move on 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As a person with social anxiety, it's not quite that simple, though the sentiment is appreciated. Thanks.
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Super scary 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wholesome ghost haunting
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When your child leaves the room 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't know what they put in those children's shows, but I find myself getting mesmerized. Every. Damn. Time.
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How psycho can someone be? 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No, not all of it is illegal- for example, the mariachi band one could be played off as a prank.
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The Trump slug 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But then you'll also get the urge to build a wall. The best wall. It'll be such a good wall- SHIT THE TRUMP SLUG IS HERE
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What a dive! 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Now THAT is an acceptable reason to cry for your mommy. I'm sure I would've fainted at that point
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