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It's Hard Being A Wizard 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, when life gives ya lemons! *Seinfeld outro plays*
This is so dang real. 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You just gotta take it by the inside end and it rips off quite easily
Spooky nerds! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually I'd gladly identity as spooky nerd
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Chubby dude 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ooooh ok. I think I lost a part of my innocence today.
Then again if it's really not a kink but a therapy, who am I to judge.
Then again I do see a lot of girls calling their bf daddy so maybe it's both, depends on how you interpret it?
When you'd rather be a squib 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is that... Is that danisnotonfire?
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Chubby dude 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I noticed it too but I don't know what ddlg means
I'm 23yo and I still do that 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah because it's so important to credit BuzzFeed, of all places. Their content is always 100% original and they never steal from YouTubers or other authors, ever.
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Wow, I was tricked 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I mean it's not a bad point to make but first of all, the white text is almost illegible over her white shirt, and also the boy is put more to the center of the billboard while the girl is to the side, almost out of the frame. It could make for a very a good campaign if it wasn't so poorly executed.
I'm 23yo and I still do that 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Same but my dad would actually criticize the stuff. The highest form of compliment from him was a nod and "it's ok"
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The hero we WANT and DESERVE 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"I realized I had a real knack for it after that, so I kept going" is probably what those pedos also thought about ambushing and diddling kids.
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Good point 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But doesn't that support his point? Maybe good music and good education have some sort of causal relationship.
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That 14 year old? April Ludgate 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A religion is a cult that went mainstream.
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Caucasian ovcharka 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bigboye
That 14 year old? April Ludgate 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm probably gonna sound like a condescending 14 year old (ironically) but just because someone's not in your cult doesn't mean they're an edgy teen.
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facesitting 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"yay I'm making friends"
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She has seen things 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Apparently she's got osteochondrodysplasia, poor kitty.
Any love for an old doggo on Christmas Eve 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What a beauty
Typical er 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Literally "nice guys" when they complain about "all women" putting them in the friendzone when they only ever try to go after shallow cheerleader types
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The truth and nothing but the truth! 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As a non-drinker I'd much rather have someone take me out for breakfast to an old school diner. Those have amazing breakfasts.
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How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
^this
Bout time I got this here 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Knowing that skulls are usually slightly different among races/ethnicities is one thing, but I think that what the whole meme with the same skulls was originally trying to point out is that some people (*cough* racists *cough*) think that differences in skulls imply differences in intellectual abilities.
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I wonder how long Scratch will go unnoticed by mom 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Probably autocorrect
Would prefer chocolate over plain 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is _probably_ a fake text but damn that officer is good looking.
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How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Harper, you seem to be the triggered one.
So guest_ triggered a right wing snowflake, nice.
Not to mention the irony of being condescending towards someone for being "a jew" (which I don't even know if guest_ is because it's irrelevant to the discussion) while praising Israel. This isn't your average everyday stupid. This is advanced stupid.
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"Damn these kids and their correct interpretations of literary classics" 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Damn snowflakes, first they bore us with political correctness and now they DARE demand factual correctness??? Back in my day we just yelled at each other and didn't bring facts into discussions.
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How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
AFAIK there are just some sloppy tests that companies are sometimes faking, just like in the case of the Mexican dude who killed a girl. If that company actually followed the right procedure, this wouldn't have happened.
Rich assholes have always tried to pit poor white people against poor brown or black people. Or, if it wasn't a case of racism, it was religion. Don't let them divide you while they run out the back door with all the money.
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How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Protecting the border with guns and giant walls is pie in the sky nonsense. If you instead pass a bill that punishes companies for using cheap workforce and exploiting undocumented immigrants, you will a) discourage people from jumping the border illegally, as they will know that it won't get them a job anyway, b) prevent greedy assholes from filling their pockets due to unethical labor.
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I love being Scottish 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm not a goth but I'm kinda goth-leaning. Why the hate towards goths? Legit the nicest people I've ever met were goths
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How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You blaming the democrats only is total BS. While their policies aren't great, they at least have a bit of compassion compared to the republicans who would just shoot them at the border.
You know who you should blame the most? The companies who hire these people for so cheap. I don't understand how you mentioned it but then never expanded on it, because it is an enormously important point. But I'll be damned if the republicans ever do anything about that, seeing as they're all in the corporations' pockets. And most of the dems too.
Then let her die 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
C'mon that has to be a troll
After 30 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Me every day after puberty bc my boobs grew so much
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title 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then a witch flies by drifting the hell out of that window while deja vu ive just been in this place before plays in the background
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Antoher one bites the dust 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm taller than my boyfriend by an inch or two and I have no fucks to give about that. It's only a bit awkward while ballroom dancing but even that isn't a big deal as I generally don't wear high heels.
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Oh nein he didn't 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yewh about that, Italy, just Iike with everything else, wasn't 100% on board.
Elon musk everyone! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Charles Darwin verified account... did they dig him up or...
Yes... Yes I am 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm more concerned about how unstable those seats look. If all 6 seats were filled (by adults), I'm certain the whole thing would break. I'd probably be too afraid to sit there by myself.
Well.. Ok then 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Time to check if the neighbor has any diseases!
Body language 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Women know this too. Or, at least I use it.
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A gentleman 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is so wholesome <3
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Stop wasting time and get back to your job! But this is my job 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I suppose you're right, I've always worked for smaller companies and even so the mismanagement was definitely there.
Ah, this whole situation reminds me of the show IT Crowd. How I wish they renewed it.
Moss turtle, and you thought you had a bad hair day 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Excuse you he's fabulous
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Jesus, he's stupid 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah I agree, let's make America great again. It's in a pretty shitty state now thanks to President orangutan.
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Nostalgic 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This comic is secretly trying to make people realize that outsourcing jobs to lower paying countries by exploitative big companies is bad.
That, or the author is from a Spanish speaking country.
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Stop wasting time and get back to your job! But this is my job 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Eh fair enough but even though it's this guy's first week, doesn't mean that position didn't exist before. One guy being constantly on YouTube and one of the company's positions being a video content manager... The IT guy probably could've connected two and two together (unless there was also a bunch of people slacking off on YT) but also the company should've created some label in the system for this position.
Overlord 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
TBH I still liked the series though, and Korra as a character. If it wasn't for the need to fill the shoes of A:TLA, which frankly is a nearly impossible task, I think Korra would be doing a lot better in terms of popularity.
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Drink everything in the most epic of ways 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
TBH I didn't really assume it was Beth I just shortened it in my comment cause I'm lazy. I thought it was something elvish or otherwise fantasy-based.
Tough luck America 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
- Famous last words
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When they say to tie the dog, you tie the dog 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't have a dog (cause dust mites allergy) but I feel like I generally wouldn't want to be around a person who doesn't want to interact with cute dogs. Hell, if I'm at a party and the host has a dog, petting the dog will be 80% of all my interactions on that party.
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Tough luck America 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So if you let's say get laid off because the company you work at starts losing money due to the situation on the market and you either lose the insurance provided by the employer or you just can't afford it until you find a new job, and something serious happens to you, you deserve to die?
The fact that you're in a good situation right now doesn't mean you will be in a few years, anything can happen. And as I already said, even with the best insurance plan the companies will still try to wriggle their way out of paying for your care because that's how they fill their pockets.
Your arguments are a textbook example of what I was talking about. "I'M in a good situation, why should I care about YOUR healthcare?" And then something bad happens and you'll beg for help and will feel angry and desperate when other people tell you that they don't give a fuck about your healthcare. I sincerely wish you never had to encounter a situation like that of course, but again, you really never know.
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Drink everything in the most epic of ways 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hmm, I guess you're right. There are some websites where it makes sense like Reddit or where but one of the reasons why I like FS is that even though there are many people here, it feels more private and like a circle of semi-close friends than most funny websites. The text effects should be added though.