FunSubstance - List Comment

guest · 6 years ago

Not all of us are bad. Don't lump us all together.

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Some people just take their job too seriously 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Probably to be sure the name on the Costco card matches ID. Some people "borrow" other people's Costco cards so they don't have to pay the membership fees.

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Maybe Jesus and Zeus was a marvel hero 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

The world will still exist. The human race may not survive.

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That's a steal 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Hardware and instructions cost extra.

Wtf UK 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

It's not illegal to be a drunk passenger in California. That's why they keep promoting the Designated Drivers ads.

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Just remember not to die there, guys 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"You can't die here. Move along. Nothing to see."

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Dedicated 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

But if they fail once, everyone in the whole neighborhood hears about it.

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How could that happen? 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

But STIHL...

Autocrossbow, FTW!!1 33 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Why is it that when people talk about arming teachers, the image of Barney Fife with a gun pops into my head?

Thank you to the real heroes of the holiday season 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Then, for better security, they put a notice for you to pick up your package at the post office so it doesn't get stolen. Then you bitch and moan because you have to go all the way to the post office to get your safe package.

It's Not Even A State 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I'm a citizen of the state of Confusion!

Hit the AV button on the remote 50 comments

guest · 6 years ago

TV Guide magazine.

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We must find a way 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Shocking!

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Makes sense 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Almond milk is an unoffensive way to say "nut juice!"

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Damn you Sun! 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

What a horse's ass!

Thirsty for d*ck 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough.

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Kind of like double dragon 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Thunderdome!

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f*ck you Emma 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

What about the lack of a jawbone?

Preach!!! 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I think your right. There crazy!

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How To Make Someone's Day 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Did they use Common Core Math? They shorted her 42 cents!

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It's The Perfect Match 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

It's great, only if you're looking for a salad sandwich with a little meat.

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"wot in tarnation," rite friendos? its too hot in c a l i f u r n i a 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Las Vegas is hitting 120's.

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PETA in a nutshell 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

PETA should stand for "People Eating Tasty Animals!"

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No bully plz 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Why the downvotes? It was okay when they burned those figures, but don't make fun of the Donald!

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No bully plz 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

And burning hanging black figures in Obama's effigy is acceptable?

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*finger guns* oh oh no, i forgot the safety! 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That really bombed!

They are getting better in acting 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The acting is better only because they are using better props!

Easy math question 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Is the mailman looking at his ass, or the dog's ass?

How to make a teacher feel bad 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Futurama got that line from the movie. The movie came out long before Futurama was even an idea.

Happiness is you and a lot of pets 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I get the pets, but what is moving in the sink?

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Victory? 17 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Triomphe

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Just saying 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Somebody's firm grip on reality is slowly loosening...

Pouring molten salt into water 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

If you drop a piece of pure sodium in a tub full of water, you could get a major explosion.

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Invisible threat 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Didn't even notice the spotter til I saw your comment. Nice call!

Octopuses are dank smart. They can get out of bottles. Can you? 29 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Some people couldn't figure out how to get out of a wet paper bag, much less a glass jar with a screw top.

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you don't know me 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Why not both?

I can't be the only one 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

What a dumb fuck!

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The show me state 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

UB6 IM9

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Beauty & The Beast: part 26 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Anything can be a dildo, if you're brave enough...

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Low budget captain flying away 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Time to enter it in the next Red Bull Flugtag!

Clifford no 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Do it! Let it fly!

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I'll say this to my dad! 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

My point is that you can't blame video games for creating violence, or violent tendencies. Violence has always been a part of human nature. It hasn't changed or increased since video games were invented. So, in my opinion, video games aren't to blame for people murdering people.

Patience 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

He could at least put his beer down first. He might spill it all over the cards and ruin his beer!

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Big betrayal 17 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Does it really matter? They both lived, so they both betrayed each other. Who cares which one was more wrong?

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Well they need more room for Pokemon and memes 1 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Of course, they'll uninstall it. It requires thinking to run, and constantly glitches.

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