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And then magically when they're adults they should be fully autonomous human beings and capable of speaking their mind and getting what they want

Shorter people have a bit of an advantage when it comes to lifting people taller than them - the key is to get your hips underneath the hips of the person you're lifting, and from there it's relatively easy. Source: jiu jitsu

Maybe some people don't considering the development of character and expression of ideas to be 'hidden' meanings? Of course they're not stated outright, but I wonder if sometimes people use the phrase 'hidden meaning' to refer specifically to obscure meanings, or meanings which require a heavy amount of interpretation. (An obscure hidden meaning, to me, is like the statement "JK Rowling used the goblins who worked at the wizard bank to represent Jewish people." I heard someone heavily imply that once, but I never would have thought of it.)

I would've assumed you drink your own pieces that get captured

^ This doesn't deserve to be downvoted. It's the painful truth.

Charlie the Unicorn

When a moose charges, you either play dead or be dead.

There's still some catfish left among the trash.

I have never heard this rule. (I live under a rock, though.) So if I'm reading this right, you're saying that as a 24 year old it would be socially acceptable for me to date a 41 year old or a 19 year old?

Forget not the Crumple Horned Snorcack!

I really appreciate your point - but also, I wish they would find a different way to ask if I'm uncomfortable!

I could deduce that it was some sort of institution with many children gathered together, but I still found the posting of this definition helpful and would have looked it up myself if granlobomalo hadn't posted it

But what if she sells bears that sing?

Seeing Ben as a demon was disconcerting

Hey first guest, are you a male by chance?

Tsk. It's almost as bad as making it wear a corgi-sized sweater, poor thing.

My mom would FREAK OUT which is why I could never do this, it'd be so stressful for her, way beyond joke level :(

Your username rocks.

Maybe they already had a kid they didn't plan, and are just doing the best they're able? Maybe more than 40hrs a week of childcare is freaking expensive?