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Can we play now? 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
SAME
Awful hissing eight Aardvark 23 comments
guest · 2 years ago
And then magically when they're adults they should be fully autonomous human beings and capable of speaking their mind and getting what they want
Big koi 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Big nope
Over action or mutant strength ? 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Shorter people have a bit of an advantage when it comes to lifting people taller than them - the key is to get your hips underneath the hips of the person you're lifting, and from there it's relatively easy. Source: jiu jitsu
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Was it just England who had the Rubberduckzilla advertisement? 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure the duck was a rental?
I bet you didn't read this title 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Maybe some people don't considering the development of character and expression of ideas to be 'hidden' meanings? Of course they're not stated outright, but I wonder if sometimes people use the phrase 'hidden meaning' to refer specifically to obscure meanings, or meanings which require a heavy amount of interpretation. (An obscure hidden meaning, to me, is like the statement "JK Rowling used the goblins who worked at the wizard bank to represent Jewish people." I heard someone heavily imply that once, but I never would have thought of it.)
The size that ammonites could assume 400 million years ago 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That's not an ammonite that's an Omastar
Let the game begin 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I would've assumed you drink your own pieces that get captured
Proud puppy! Hahaha 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
^ This doesn't deserve to be downvoted. It's the painful truth.
6000 year old tree. Man for scale 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
If I weren't scared of hurting the 6000 year old tree, I'd build a tree-house in its branches.
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Dogs > Rats 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I'd like to shake the paw of the dog that flew a plane in WWII.
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Times have changed 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Are you, are you, coming to the tree...
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Die to die 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
When your die dies it's a dicey situation
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May humans live on 17 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Humans are probably gonna be our own apocalypse, so idk how much faith I'd put in these instructions..
your punishment 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Charlie the Unicorn
When in danger... One must 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
When a moose charges, you either play dead or be dead.
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Now an excuse to be single 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
There's still some catfish left among the trash.
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Don't judge 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I have never heard this rule. (I live under a rock, though.) So if I'm reading this right, you're saying that as a 24 year old it would be socially acceptable for me to date a 41 year old or a 19 year old?
I'm well roasted 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It's okay, even us people who "didn't grow up being roasted" every second of our lives learn how to handle sass at some point in our adult lives. Or at least, I think most of us do...
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Tiny 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Forget not the Crumple Horned Snorcack!
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My favourite quote of all time 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I really appreciate your point - but also, I wish they would find a different way to ask if I'm uncomfortable!
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A little victory 21 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I could deduce that it was some sort of institution with many children gathered together, but I still found the posting of this definition helpful and would have looked it up myself if granlobomalo hadn't posted it
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Had hadded a cold 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
but the third comma in the last sentence should still have been a semicolon
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Biology 100 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Plot twist: he confesses
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One way to keep those pesky Jehovahs Witnesses away 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
*rings the doorbell*
Best card I've seen 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
But what if she sells bears that sing?
Nooo 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"And then no one can say no to being my friend"
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Poor baby carrot is afraid of vegans 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Is this a new Pokémon?
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I wonder what happens when they spot a squirrel 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Where can I buy this???
Daddy want pie 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Seeing Ben as a demon was disconcerting
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Hockey and lactation 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Hey first guest, are you a male by chance?
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Best use for a 3D printer 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Tsk. It's almost as bad as making it wear a corgi-sized sweater, poor thing.
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Mother knows best 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
My mom would FREAK OUT which is why I could never do this, it'd be so stressful for her, way beyond joke level :(
Pillow fort 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Your username rocks.
Isn't she the cutest? 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
... I don't like your girlfriend, no way no way
Baby is woke 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Maybe they already had a kid they didn't plan, and are just doing the best they're able? Maybe more than 40hrs a week of childcare is freaking expensive?
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