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Why not just use a door stopper?

For 20 seconds, to get a photo, what an asshole

This is a Doug stanhope joke

One westerner to support 1000 cambo’s, when will the third world stand up on its on?

Give a man a gun, he’ll rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, he’ll rob the world.

Looks like portrait mode to me

Y’know what ginger is an anagram for?

*korea

*europeans

That’s why Islam is destroying a once prosperous and enlightened society.

Screaming for attention

I did an ingrown toenail once and it almost killed me.

She’s close to right, just erase that victim of the patriarchy mentality and she’ll be a fully functioning human being.

The idea that human spirit is limited to one body even over the course of a lifetime is a creation of ego. Each human is a leaf in a forest and spirit is the air we breath.

I’m amazed the overhead bins restricted air that much, they always seem like flimsy plastic with no seal.

Some more than others. My wife told me I think too much, to which I replied “by that rationale other people don’t think enough”.

I’m a great drunk driver; 5-6 beers later, shoulder checking, situationally aware. .08 for some isn’t .08 for others. Sally Sorority sniffs half a cap of cooler and blow bangs the lacrosse team and suddenly I can’t have a scotch with my steak
#nannystate

I never even noticed that this was Lee Pace

Still whining, straight pussy

“Works”

Sex ed is not biology. Yes, teach teenagers about biological functions; no, don’t teach elementary children about gender rainbows.

I’ll make it rain if these nasty hood rats keep their clothes on! Yuck!

The real joke is that any modern economic migrant would bother assimilating at all.