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A first degree burn is superficial, that is why it is called "first degree". This was an absolute third degree.

"I've got a bit of a stiffy here, full disclosure."

Kindness generates kindness. As simple as that.

Date a girl who sends you a text message just to inform you she saw a rabbit.

"Did you say 'salmon'?"

Aaaawwwwwwwwww

Or maybe they're ugly as hell, or do not even comply to basic social rules like "could you at least take a shower once in a while darnit".
Also, some people have been single for a long time because they were scarred by some heart-breaking experience. So... They would like to love someone, but feel like they are unable to. These are the hard-to-get, and, very often, the reward is really worth the effort!

Does Poutine really want people who learnt their social skills from porn to invade the streets is search of fresh meat? ^_^

As long as we go watch those movies, Vin Diesel is getting paid to star in them. OF COURSE he will strongly advertise every one of these shits.

Except for the part of your food that actually got digested and made you survive, that is.

For those who do not know her: she is the wife of president Emmanuel Macron, 25 years older than him. When they met, she was 40 and he was... 15.

Yeah, because gay men are sex-fueled beasts that cannot keep composure as soon as they see someone eating a banana or a popsicle, right?
...the witch hunt goes on.

If I pour bleach on my eyes, will I unsee this?

Vomitron 3000.

Because transportation would result in your Pringles becoming just a bunch of salty crumbs.

"Only the first one, though. Reloaded and Revolutions were a load of bullshit." Also Keanu Reeves

Basically what they are: pretty cute beasts with a horn, you want to put a ballerina costume on them and give them names such as Savana Princess or Pawsy McPaws, and they will mangle you to death without a second thought. More people are killed by rhinos than any other non-human species. My totem animal <3

Well, there are already colors we cannot see, sounds we cannot hear, so... yeah, most definitely!

This movie finally brought something funny to this world. Thanks, OP.

<rant> First, being ashamed will help nobody. The will to change is a completely different thing, and your efficiency at changing is actually hindered by being ashamed of what you want to change. Second, why should slim and muscular people be free to roam half-naked, but fat people wear a T-shirt at all times? Not trying to be a SJW, but there shouldn't be stuff that you can or cannot do depending on your physical appearance. Either everyone can go shirt-free, or no one can. </rant>

"Do you speak United States?
- ...is that a trick question, Officer?
- Aaaaaand you failed the test. Get out of here."