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Absolutely destroyed 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
A first degree burn is superficial, that is why it is called "first degree". This was an absolute third degree.
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Lobsters 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Same. That's a great invitation he had for her. Marriage material.
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F**k big data 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Get Facebook Container for Firefox, et voilĂ .
Flippy flippy spinny flip 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"I've got a bit of a stiffy here, full disclosure."
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Kind person 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Kindness generates kindness. As simple as that.
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It's a lollipop 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"Well... what are your plans for tonight, sensei?"
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Do girls want to date me though 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Date a girl who sends you a text message just to inform you she saw a rabbit.
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Food 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"Did you say 'salmon'?"
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Conspiracy theory 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
They still kind of look alike, I mean, they're black and stuff.
Somewhere in the Maldives 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
This comment has been disliked a lot, but yeah, agreed. Like some promoters in Dubai importing sand from actual islands to build fake islands in the shape of a world map. "Cute, eh? We're totally destroying the planet right now, but look how beautiful this is."
I'm just gonna put this here 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Aaaawwwwwwwwww
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So true for all 9 Gagers 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Or maybe they're ugly as hell, or do not even comply to basic social rules like "could you at least take a shower once in a while darnit".
Also, some people have been single for a long time because they were scarred by some heart-breaking experience. So... They would like to love someone, but feel like they are unable to. These are the hard-to-get, and, very often, the reward is really worth the effort!
They do realise p*rnhub has a meet and **** feature 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Does Poutine really want people who learnt their social skills from porn to invade the streets is search of fresh meat? ^_^
Get bigger 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
As long as we go watch those movies, Vin Diesel is getting paid to star in them. OF COURSE he will strongly advertise every one of these shits.
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Wait.. Nevermind! 13 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Except for the part of your food that actually got digested and made you survive, that is.
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For all the frenchies out here 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
For those who do not know her: she is the wife of president Emmanuel Macron, 25 years older than him. When they met, she was 40 and he was... 15.
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Gotta send the right message 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Yeah, because gay men are sex-fueled beasts that cannot keep composure as soon as they see someone eating a banana or a popsicle, right?
...the witch hunt goes on.
P O L I T I C A L 54 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I don't know why this comment was disliked. That was pretty funny, actually :)
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Then I'm a son of nothing 15 comments
guest · 2 years ago
If I pour bleach on my eyes, will I unsee this?
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How is this effect called? 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Vomitron 3000.
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I'm sure they can make the chips a bit bigger 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Because transportation would result in your Pringles becoming just a bunch of salty crumbs.
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Double standards 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Agreed. Also, that collection of NES games is T H I C C. Must have cost a fortune. I'm pretty envious.
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If only 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Am 32, can confirm. My parents are 64 and can confirm too.
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Truth has been spoken here!!! 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"Only the first one, though. Reloaded and Revolutions were a load of bullshit." Also Keanu Reeves
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"Warrior unicorns." 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Basically what they are: pretty cute beasts with a horn, you want to put a ballerina costume on them and give them names such as Savana Princess or Pawsy McPaws, and they will mangle you to death without a second thought. More people are killed by rhinos than any other non-human species. My totem animal <3
If I had no eyes... I'd become Daredevil 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Well, there are already colors we cannot see, sounds we cannot hear, so... yeah, most definitely!
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Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un 1 comments
guest · 2 years ago
This movie finally brought something funny to this world. Thanks, OP.
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You should be 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
<rant> First, being ashamed will help nobody. The will to change is a completely different thing, and your efficiency at changing is actually hindered by being ashamed of what you want to change. Second, why should slim and muscular people be free to roam half-naked, but fat people wear a T-shirt at all times? Not trying to be a SJW, but there shouldn't be stuff that you can or cannot do depending on your physical appearance. Either everyone can go shirt-free, or no one can. </rant>
Stupid Youtuber 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It's already the case: the full sentence would be 2 years and a $30,000 fine.
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I'm not sure if- 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"Do you speak United States?
- ...is that a trick question, Officer?
- Aaaaaand you failed the test. Get out of here."
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Jobs was a businessman, not an inventor 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple, creator of the first Apple computers.
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