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Heat sensitive car paint 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The front is yellow for a reason...
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An expensive death 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ok so first of all I am a woman. Second of all if a man did this everyone would think he is an asshole, rightfully, and women should get the same. Third of all y'all saying you go girl are making it easier for cheaters to say you're fucking crazy to people and them believe it even if you're not the psycho who went and broke shit. So sane girls who, Idk break up with them, can't get a new bf or warn the new gf cause people believe the crazy bitch story cause y'all crazy bitches are indeed out there. Fuck you.
Wooden Deck of Cards 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can which one is which based on grain patterns
Mount hua - shaanxi province, china 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I like that though. They offer a quicker way lmfao
Kids won't know how to play minesweeper 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Isn't it the higher the number the closer to the bomb it was?
It's tough 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh that's spot on right there.
Jurassic park sequel 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
10/10 would watch.
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Life's not fair 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That makes a lot of sense. Funny thing is that this is precisely the opposite of what the liberals in America tell thier minions, and ol' Matt here is a liberal.
ageing 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
2007 must have been one hell of a stressful year!
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Cycle path 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Where does she say she sweats too much? Why is she so sweaty?
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They need more respect 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's not the job it's because you're all fucking illegals!
Nofeels, just concern 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's not as much that society has taught us to mask our emotions as it is that no one seems to give two shits to listen. Including the women in our lives.
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We need to learn from Bikini Bottom 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"functioning" socialist society is an oxymoron, as no socialist society has ever functioned as envisioned for anyone except those in charge in the history of mankind. Under socialism no one would be a home owner here except Mr Krabbs, who is certainly part of the elite ruling class. Probably just a lackey, but certainly not in the proletariat. As for Sandy, chances are, as an outsider, she would have mysteriously disappeared long ago, but if she would have somehow managed to ingratiate herself into the government's favor she would have funding to do only the "research" she was permitted to do. Probably a lot of inhumane experiments on Patrick since the mentally challenged have never been considered human beings under socialism.
No, bikini bottom is simply an acid trip, not a utopian destination.
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In your face 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Agreed.
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What's happening? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Steve was from New York, not the redneck south. They didn't treat blacks like that in the north so he would never have experienced it. They did, however, treat the Irish like shit.
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The simple life 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Where's that kitteh's other leg?
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Great cover for a great reason <3 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This song sucked in 1994 and it sucks in 2018.
I'm a real doctor 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You mean like when obummer held his presser for Obama(doesn't)care surrounded by "doctors" in lab coats who were ALL paid actors?
Desu desu 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah yeah he's Chester and all that but I'm more interested in how often the dude with the phone must get arrested if the police are listed in his phone as HOME!
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Hiding from tomato 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Google attack of the killer tomatoes. I'm telling you this kid knows what's up.
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Men are from mars, women are from venus 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Love that the teacher gave them an A+
Whiskey maturing every year 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No because that's essentially raw alcohol. May as well drink Everclear. You want whiskey aged, mellowed, and with body and flavor.
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True Story. What a joke 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Always cheaper if she has an accident than divorce.
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Quote from Vala afshar 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Urmmm... There's more forested land in the world today than at any time in history. Trees are being planted at a much faster rate than they're being cut, and have been for about the past 15 or 20 seconds (according to this silly scale).
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Twitter working for UK police now 47 comments
guest · 5 years ago
After reading some of the inane comments here I weep for our future. And I await the inevitable visit from the snowflake police because I'm sure some of you are crying now.
Btw you better come heavy mother fuckers because I'm armed!
A child's skull before losing baby teeth 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well that's not at all freaky!
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