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Fight for Equality 61 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Because they do less Important work, work that anybody else could do with minimal training, and work that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.
Its probably lupus 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Woo! Dr. house is the best!

Also, tough $#+ for that unfortunate minimum wage clerk.
Theoretically, he kinda fixed it. 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'll keep,this pic on me to show the black guys that harass me cuz I can't do a damn thing by myself.
Boom ... In your face  6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you look closely and pay attention, you can see that the implication is NOT that he plays video games too much, but that he plays video games at all.
PETA isn't so smart 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is what a lot of protesters are about: not actually helping their cause, but feeling good about themselves.
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*cries in french* 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Plus, at his job they provide life insurance for employees and spouses...score!
Coming from an European 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The memes got boring, so, like all us millennials, like, moved on to the next Importent issue, that, like, had dank memes.
"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 3 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"There's levels of nice guys": How are any of these things "nice?"
Breaking news 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Milenials are buying fewer groceries AND eating out less. It's simple...they're eating at their parents' house.
Is this real? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Proof that there's no pleasing girls, even when you give them exactly what they were asking you to give them.
They keep adding letters to this bs 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Having to,work harder and harder to be "inclusive," but still exclude straight people.
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Truth 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
sir_spiderman: I found the real hater.

pokethebear: the person you are supposed to hate is someone who mixes up objects and subjects.
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We eat dragons 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My second favorite episode.
Useful application of math 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I paid $8.33 for a roast beef breakfast sandwich on an everything bagel plus medium coffee at Panera. A good girl,is worth that, I think. So, this hip hop math and equivalence are accurate.
Zuccc 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe not screwing over the people who were the actual originators of Facebook, and the first couple people who made it a reality.
A lot of people could have died or been very hurt 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah, they have to,settle for bombs and machetes.
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Friends shouldn't treat each other like that 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If said by a man: sexist, oppressive, aggression.
If said by a woman: just good advice.
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The queen 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Read the lines more closely. It says he gives each child a seed; whichever child has the largest plant gets the throne. It doesn't say that the plant must come from the seeds that each child was given. That means the children with large beautiful fruitful plants have been able to think outside the box and fulfill the requirement using other resources at their disposal. Like a great leader, some children got useless resources, and used other means to generate something of value.

Again, if we go by the story as laid out, it DOESN'T require the dead seeds to be the ones that earn the kingdom.
How to get extra credit 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Our professors teach these young minds how to learn. It's not indoctrination in the political view held by all the university hierarchy."
A dedicated teacher 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What good is it to learn computer skills if there are no computers available?
That Top comment! 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Because most other countries rely on "the government" to address all charitable needs, they don't give donations personally. So when Bono and other celebrities jet around the world complaining that Americans need to,give more, they're comparing government money of the different countries. The US gives money via personal donations rather than via tax dollars parceled out by their government that actually is huge, but they don't get "credit" from the world organizations that don't like donations given by people who allocate money by what resonates with them, whether trafficking, hunger, medical, education, etc.
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facepalm 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Actually, I completely agree with the premise of the post. Women indeed are superior to men. That means we don't need special programs and scholarships that are only for women and exclude men. Women already have such a great advantage we don't need to bend over backwards to give them advantages in the name of leveling the playing field.
Stranger danger 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I see this so often...someone or a couple people who are sure they know all the ins & outs of life, and refuse to believe it when someone tries to set them straight. It's often teenagers, but not always, because even when you're experienced, there are still some areas in which you're ignorant.

You spend your day thinking about many things, but a dishonest person can spend a lot of time coming up with a way to cheat/harm/trick you, along with all the rationale and excuses to fend off your objections or those of caring/thinking people around you. Maybe some,of those girls friends or even adults in their lives tried to set them straight, and were told that they were just trying to ruin their fun and prevent their success.
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But you would suck it too 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But if some guy reads that self-written description and thinks she "puts out," then HE'S the jerk.
Has it changed much? 49 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I find it condescending to say "come into 2018 iceman." But, I don't see the same in my posts saying, essentially, "don't let the negative sentiments become your excuses for not trying to make something of your life." There were challenges then, and plenty challenges now. There are resources and opportunities now that we didn't have 40 years ago, so,don't let someone else's whining about how hard things are keep you from doing things that will provide for you financially and be the things that occupy your time and contribute to others.

It's also basic economics that if you price something beyond what it's worth, there won't be many (or any) purchasers of it. So if you price labor above what it's worth to the employers that consume labor, they'll auto,ate or find a way to use as little,of it as possible. Making minimum wage non-viable by raising it will harm people looking for their first job. why does every job have the "right" to be able to support a family?
2 types of posts 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I suppose it's possible. I see the issue as the contrast between the two posts:
1. We've eradicated Downs Syndrome by terminating fetuses who are shown to have it, and
2. People with Downs Syndrome can be loving and loved, and shouldn't be thought of as defective and therefore terminated in the womb.

I see that if you are pro choice, you have to be ok with #1.

What do YOU think the issue is that I've confused?
2 types of posts 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If that sweet guy had been conceived in Iceland, he would have been "terminated" in the womb, and all us pro-choice people need to be OK with that. Selective termination based on unwanted characteristics--like disability or potential to develop a disability, gender, etc.--all that comes under "choice" if, as we all agree, it's the woman's body and nobody else has a say.

Think this all the way through and make sure tha you're still pro-choice for when some pro-life person tries to confuse the issue.
Lesson learned: Girls are cumunists 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Since the man has to pay most or all the dating costs, and donates clothes to the communal clothing pool, it makes you wonder how much "equality" women want. I mean, we're all for it when it comes to things that benefit us girls, but it doesn't really go the other way.
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Such a shame 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
cap·i·tal·ism (kăpĭ-tl-ĭz′əm
n.
An economic system in which the means of production and distribution are privately or corporately owned and development occurs through the accumulation and reinvestment of profits gained in a free market.

Have you noticed that the systems where the means of production are government controlled are always working on the last Important thing and not the next? The things that make your life better, from smart phones to life saving drugs, come from capitalistic countries. When the means of production are controlled by "the people," it's actually controlled by trade unions, who keep benefits for the insiders at the expense of all others.
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Words 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And if he drives to,work, or operates any 220 volt machinery, or one of those lawnmowers with multiple blades and an engine with more power than an economy car?
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The rest of your life starts now 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Quick! To the safe space, where we won't have to hear things we dislike but can't come up with a logical argument against!
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*through tears* Nice 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Now we need to accept that nobody should judge sexual contact because of age since we're past judging because of same-gender.
Hello, little guy 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Girls: has any of you ever LIKED getting a dick pic from a guy that you weren't already having sex with? I can't imagine that some guy sending such a pic would put a girl or woman over the edge if she was almost ready to,sleep,with him anyway...if the pic is out of the blue, it's even further out of anything I can believe would happen. How can any boy or man be so dense?

Anyway, I think the odds of a dick pic helping some guy's "cause" is 0%, but I'm willing to update that to 0.001% if some girl says that, yes indeed, the pic just got her so intrigued she had to get some of dat.
it begins! 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Scientists: "Let's try this out on some high schoolers!"

HS boy: hentai porn
HS girl: endless images of her posing for selfies, looking in a mirror with all sorts of outfits and different shoes, various facial contortions like duck face and sticking out tongue....
OK but I'm Just A Horse 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"I didn't ask to see her twat, I asked to see her TROT. Don't get so triggered, sistah."
"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 5 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Here's what I don't get: If you're pretending to be a "nice guy" only to get nudes or sex, why waste your time belittling and criticizing a girl for not complying? If you keep things civil, you might get something down the road, but there's no gain in venting your anger...especially cuz it's so misplaced. I suppose that this is a self-correcting situation, though. Like people,with facial tattoos, you get to find out real quick which people "just ain't right."
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Smart 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wonder if any of the "piss on him" or "stomp his throat" or even "spray him with a soda" people are the same ones that "liked" the post/meme about how terrible it is to have spikes in the ground to prevent the homeless from sleeping in front of businesses. But, it's a little different when you're the one being harassed or inconvenienced.
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Too little too late 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah, the whole USA is so terrible we're having to build a wall to keep,people,out. I'm looking at you, Germany.
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Freddie Mercury facts 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Some people were upset at this delayed announcement" that he had AIDS because their pet cause didn't get to guilt people into making larger donations using him as a poster child.
I guess 7 o'clock wasn't what he meant by "morning" 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My wife did that once and it was so so so hot.

Ladies, do this to your husband in his 20s or 30s. By the time we hit 40, we really need to use the bathroom first thing in the morning. Also, if you let us know that this treat is a possibility, then we can shower the night before.

TIA,
An appreciative guy
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Just so you know 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If that's true then,
1. Why are there Baby On Board *stickers*? It implies that the first responders should be searching for a baby even when the vehicle is driven without one on board,
2. Why don't the people who transport babies remove the cling or suction cup versions when there ISNT a baby on board for that particular trip?

Essentially, we've made these meaningless.
I'm poor by both. 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Here dogs, generous me is giving you a whole banana to share!"
Intrusively homosexual 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, it makes fun of those stupid Christians, plus who would ever use a computer word processing program and printer, plus social media, to portray a group they dislike in a bad light and try to make a $#+load of money from the Internet?
Plants, love, and butter 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok, if not beastiality, then what kind of love did he mean? I can only think of four that are illegal, and that's one of them. The other three are pedophilia, incest, and necrophilia. Now that we're obligated to recognize and support homosexuality (cuz it's legal for gays to marry) there aren't that many illegal "loves" left. Incest will be next for legalization and forced acceptance, since the pro-homosexuals' big argument was "who are we to judge what two consenting individuals do?" Then, pedophilia will have to be accepted in the name of not being an age Nazi. Who are we to judge? If you think that is repugnant, recall that some were against gays marrying (although not necessarily against them doing whatever mouth stuff and butt stuff they wanted) and they were marginalized, businesses hounded and ruined, and even received death threats before the "we need to not judge others and tolerate all behaviors" movement prevailed.
Marines looking out 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's wonderful,that they helped, but you don't get to say you"finished a race" if someone carries you part of the way, and in fact the person carrying him is guilty of interfering with another contestant. Before you haters get your dander up, notice that I said it's wonderful what was done. I'm just giving you the normal rules for a race. The gesture was more important than the rules of the race.

So, gentlemen start your anger engines.
The snow fell in a very thin line in Ohio 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Alternative explanation: The snow fell everywhere, but the sun was blocked only in that line so it was protected from melting. Maybe a hill's shadow or something made that line.
That hurts 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Remember when Obama got the prize for "what he was going to do?" And then all he did was kowtow to dictators and sheiks? And then got a bunch of firearms into Mexican drug lords' hands through that "fast and furious" program? Plus, instead of healing racial tensions, made sure to blow up every situation to make it worse? Oh yeah, remember when Yasser Arafat also won that peace prize as leader of the PLO? I mean wtf?
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The benefit of being a girl 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ooohhhh...wait until the "equal pay for all situations" people get ahold of this inequality between women and men's pay! JK, the outrage only goes in one direction.
The True Spirit of Burning Man 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah it's harmless...all you do is forget all the shit you need to live your life.
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Chinese Olympic body builders 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bodybuilding is not an Olympic sport, although the weightlifting is. If you don't know there's a difference, then I'll really blow your mind and tell you that powerlifting is completely different than Olympic weightlifting.
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