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Why is this so damn satisfying?

That's really good that the parents (guessing) are setting a good example for the boy by reading. He sees that it's a valuable activity because they do it.

It seems condescending to think that it should go viral though.. "Oh look, black people can read."

"Oh yeah, this is totally for me."
"When was the last time you were at the library or museum at any time of day?"
"Errrr......"

Those poor bastards, somehow plodding along without "diversity."

That particular "big girl" is a scaled up "curvy girl." There's a difference between the pic shown (who I'd gladly date) and the typical girl or woman who complains about how men don't like large women...and hasn't seen her feet for years and is morbidly obese.

This is how we dad's see most of you teens, we just don't record or share it. But you still look like that even when you're not leaving half-drunk cans of soda around the house and leaving lights on in every room.

In the last one, he got there because the Democrats ran one of the five or six people who were more horrific. Also, they looked the other way when the Clinton Machine stole the primaries from the actual winner...which makes the whines of "but she won the popular vote" that much more ironic since they didn't care about vote count so much when they threw Bernie Sanders under the bus. Thanks ever so much, Democrats.

No drag queens! Ladies and gentlemen, the diversity and tolerance crowd has spoken.

We need to be increasing the "diversity" there so they can gain all the benefits it brings.

My friend did that with a bank clock...he was an electrical engineering major, and created a circuit to show time and temperature. The big problem was, the clock used incandescent bulbs, and the current draw blew the circuit breakers often enough to draw too much attention to keep the clock going.

Realize what this meme implies to,people who don't know who Mr Rogers is or only have a passing knowledge. So,e of them only get their news from memes and late night tv so they're going to get a mistaken idea of this nuanced "joke." For those that have English as their 2nd or 3rd language, they're really going to struggle with the subtext, and picture a closet Weinstein or Clinton.

Hey! You're appropriating my culture by threatening to traffic in slaves! (The culture of the Dutch and English of the 1800s who transported and monetized the sale of slaves to the US, and who now claim the moral high ground since they did away with slavery in their colonies a couple decades earlier; alternatively, the African and Middle Eastern people who captured Africans and sold them to slave traders for profit).

NO!!!!!
We must value all opinions, and accept them as equally valid. Otherwise diversity is meaningless.

How about:
Don't trust people who are untrustworthy.

You young unmarried types over-romanticize being married. Wives fart and drool in their sleep besides snore. Those commercials about "morning breath" aren't a joke, and that doesn't happen in just the last five minutes of sleep.

I'm in terror to Imagine the stuff my wife could say about me.

That's really neat how one of those women, was Woman of the Year. Once more, the best person for the job is a man.

How dare a Christian school not welcome 5th graders to,detail human sacrifices of,pagan religions. Their lack,of tolerance and diversity is terrible.

In my 60s, I'd rather retire (be able to not HAVE to,work for pay) a year earlier than have a car that costs approximately one year of the money I live on.

Your dad's **** was in Beyoncé before it was in yo mama. Doesn't that make you next to celebrity status?

Where's its wife? I know that it's married because of how seldom it gets to...uhhh...grow to,full stature.

If you look at the statistics of gun ownership vs gun violence across the world, the US has vey high (legal) ownership, and one of the lowest per capita deaths per 1000000 of,population. The numbers are skewed by the high amount of gun violence in cities which are (coincidentally?) controlled by the strongest gun control advocates, and have the strictest gun control laws but still have the most violence. So,really, a large part of what you're seeing is media frenzy over "the latest thing." You're child is still much much more likely to die in a pool accident.

Remember the rash of fires set in Black churches? Turns out the number was the same as ever, but the media made that a thing one year. We didn't seem too concerned about the Russians when the Secretary of State was giving them plutonium, but now "Russian medling" is in the news and being broadcast all the time.

Maybe take a look at the numbers before agitating for more laws that will only be obeyed by the law abiding.

Lack of proofreading.
Lack of having someone else also proofread...there are mistakes that we make that we have a hard time recognizing.

"Sorry you no fit, missa Cregane."

He should have said, "Sure, I'll do it for free. Would you please come over and mow my lawn, fix my roof and change the oil in my car? You'd do it for free, since we were in high school together, right."

Should read: "Can't find a man due to being moderately attractive but with the belief that's she's too attractive to 'settle' for an average guy, plus needs constant validation and compliments on how attractive she is."

Thomas Meyer: "Hey, Sean, don't bring my name into this clam-f)(<ng story."

Maybe being kind to animals is part of their DOGMA.

I see why there can be a certain amount of self interest in "altruism." But it also seems that the net benefit to an individual is less than the amount of energy/money/effort/whatever that any individual expends on his own. That is, you may get a hundred dollars of benefit over your life but you kicked in a hundred hours of tutoring/volunteering/helping/whatever. So there really is some selflessness in altruism, even if some benefit eventually goes to the benefactor.

Of course, if what you call "altruism" is just agitating for higher taxes on others to fund various programs that let you feel that "something is being done" about an issue that appeals to you, then that's more hypocrisy than altruism, since you want to feel better about "doing something" without having any of your own skin in the game.

Was she on a blind date?

Insult a liberal lesbian social justice warrior: Bat $#+ crazy outrage.

Insult a conservative woman: Oh, how hilarious, plus it insults the president as a side benefit.

Lots of TALKING about sending nudes, and bragging about being ready to,send nudes, but no nudes sent.

All,those who think there are too many humans, please step,to the front of the line.

Then everybody clapped.

I'm a little surprised that you ladies don't realize how great that feels for a man to have his nipples sucked. There must be a continuum of how much is too much, but you can figure out the point by trial and error. Seriously, it's my second favorite part of a &/0¥>0&.

Kids gonna learn about sliding scale...$20 for,the first one, $10 for the next, then $2 each.

Luckily, women don't insist on certain behaviors in men that they don't do/have themselves.

I don't recal this being true, and I was an adult at the time so I think would have noticed, but this makes for a fun story. Plus,,it denigrates the US, so it's even more fun.

So, someone uses glass plus chemicals to make a one-time use lamp that doesn't even give off much light, and the guy's purpose in inefficiently using these resources for such a flippant purpose is to,draw attention to how we mismanage our use of precious resources?

Tbh, people used to reserve sex for being married. Nowadays, of course it's no big deal to have sex on your wedding night.