They still make laugh at me because of that

You're stumbling through the woods on your own.. you've lost all sense of time and orientation, you can't even remember the last time you've seen any signs of civilisation on your way. Then you hear it. A distant noise... the rustling of leaves? No it's something else... it's getting closer and closer and as soon as you hear that it's accompanied by the sound of countless little paws hitting the forest floor, you suddenly realize what kind of noise it is - the horrible snarling and wheezing of dozens of shortened respiratory tracks.
The Pug Pack is coming.

*whispers* Shia LeBouf

You'd expect them to be quite intelligent and well-educated though

I’ve known some engineers. They’d do it just to fuck with people.

An engineering professor I had in high school always said that engineers doesn't mentally mature passed the ages of 15-18.

1. He probably said that they *dont*, not doesn't, and also *past* rather than passed. Way to insult those stupid engineers.

2. I can't think of engineers or any people in the US who don't know that dogs are descended from wolves, but I can imagine other countries where pet dogs aren't a part of the family or they don't have wolves where people just don't think about them as much. Plus, there was an article on LinkedIn last week about all the engineering grads in India who couldn't do the most basic engineering tasks, so there are definitely places that move students along to award a diploma where they don't know much.

You write better than those engineers i bet ;)