Flowerkiller

flowerkiller


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Stop yelling ffs 9 comments
flowerkiller · 2 days ago
I love that cat’s face
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That's why I buy Adidas and Hugo Boss 10 comments
flowerkiller · 3 days ago
How much is the US dollar worth over there?
This guy dodged a bullet 15 comments
flowerkiller · 4 days ago
And yet some people like nickleback
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This guy dodged a bullet 15 comments
flowerkiller · 5 days ago
Some people like Applebee’s.
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At least they used to call me cute 2 comments
flowerkiller · 6 days ago
And selling your bath water.
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Key shaped like a sword 9 comments
flowerkiller · 6 days ago
Of pure hearts? What are you? A Death Buster from Sailor Moon S? :)
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Key shaped like a sword 9 comments
flowerkiller · 6 days ago
Where can I get this????
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Social media summit 9 comments
flowerkiller · 1 week ago
I think there are a couple women who have accused him of rape but it wasn’t pursued because of statute of limitations
We will watch Britain's Career with Great Interest 2 comments
flowerkiller · 1 week ago
And the many other countries that have done the same. It’s almost like...we are all human and evolving into better people in general as time goes on. Who knew the past could make people learn from their mistakes?
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Some dads are better than others 6 comments
flowerkiller · 1 week ago
Maybe they’ll start a boy band
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OIL 16 comments
flowerkiller · 1 week ago
will end the war. We cannot promise that only these cities will be among those attacked but some or all of them will be, so heed this warning and evacuate these cities immediately.
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OIL 16 comments
flowerkiller · 1 week ago
LeMay leaflets
Read this carefully as it may save your life or the life of a relative or friend. In the next few days, some or all of the cities named on the reverse side will be destroyed by American bombs. These cities contain military installations and workshops or factories which produce military goods. We are determined to destroy all of the tools of the military clique which they are using to prolong this useless war. But, unfortunately, bombs have no eyes. So, in accordance with America's humanitarian policies, the American Air Force, which does not wish to injure innocent people, now gives you warning to evacuate the cities named and save your lives. America is not fighting the Japanese people but is fighting the military clique which has enslaved the Japanese people. The peace which America will bring will free the people from the oppression of the military clique and mean the emergence of a new and better Japan. You can restore peace by demanding new and good leaders who
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2423 8 comments
flowerkiller · 1 week ago
Rescued sounds like stolen in that paragraph
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Who is going to be ? 43 comments
flowerkiller · 2 weeks ago
Thunk from the Croods. Well, fuck.
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OIL 16 comments
flowerkiller · 2 weeks ago
Yeah because the US totally picked a fight with Japan. Use a better example. There are many more.
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Hey if the shoe fits 6 comments
flowerkiller · 3 weeks ago
Tomorrow is my husband’s birthday and he feels he isn’t where he should be in his professional life but then he comes home to me. He says it makes his life worth it to come home to his family. Just because one thing isn’t how you think it should be doesn’t mean your life is crap. Enjoy what you can as you work to fix other things to how you want them.
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Savage 8 comments
flowerkiller · 3 weeks ago
The username made the comment even better. And don’t worry, everyone is into kink but they won’t admit to liking it.
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Savage 8 comments
flowerkiller · 3 weeks ago
I hurt myself laughing from this comment.
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*chuckles* I’m in danger 3 comments
flowerkiller · 4 weeks ago
There is something about copperhead snakes smelling like cucumbers. Might be an old wives tale.
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No one touch the thermostat 8 comments
flowerkiller · 5 weeks ago
Dear sweet baby Jesus....look after this poor guest and bless them with the prescription drugs they need so the demon residing in their mind is suppressed so I don’t ever read this kind of shit again.
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Hope you all had a good old "Kev Weekend" 2 comments
flowerkiller · 5 weeks ago
Yeah that’s only impressive if it’s 14 hours for every 12 hours.
Snap me Thanos one more time! 2 comments
flowerkiller · 5 weeks ago
Shit...I would have paid double to see that happen but only if there was dancing and singing with Thanos bobbing his head in the background
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Is this True? No reptiles... Guess I'll start packing 3 comments
flowerkiller · 7 weeks ago
Blackout curtains. Problem solved.
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Game of Thrones Manga 3 comments
flowerkiller · 7 weeks ago
That Starbucks cup in her hand is a nice touch
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Meet the Midwesterners 14 comments
flowerkiller · 7 weeks ago
100% true. Let’s go to grandma’s house....4 hours later you get there, spend a few hours and then drive back.....same day.
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