My kids will be getting one present each from Santa that’ll come in Santa’s velvet bag. No wrapping paper from Santa.

I have to explain my name here. My husband nickname me flower from the skunk from Bambi. The killer part was from my first username in a game and the fact I’m really bad at growing plants. I was trying to be fierce.

They are rookie numbers.

I have an overwhelming need to check my work and a tendency to think things are more complicated than they are. Math gets to the point that you get suspicious of it if it’s too easy.

I’m a math major and I use a calculator for the simple problems. It’s a law that the simple math problems make you doubt your math skills.

Now it’s a trouser snake.

Or go back to eye for an eye kind of deal.

I don’t think anyone has ever Heard of it.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself.

I didn’t?

No matter what you do or how you say it to parent your child, said child will make mistakes and those mistakes can be very embarrassing....don’t judge people with kids that are misbehaving because it may be something that is not typical of their behavior....sincerely, a mother of two with one that is autistic with uncontrollable urges at times.

By horseback? You must be very rich. I have to get my news in the town square on a sign I can’t read because I’m illiterate.