Good god, with that dress, hair, and necklace she looks like one of the Golden Age movie stars. Very elegant.

One step closer to man bear pig.

I had a lizard travel on my windshield wipers from my house to the store and back again. It was amazing.

Oh great, now we have this.

She won’t what?

I’ve been there. They tell you like it is. Slaves were not a cheap commodity. Not everyone owned them. I know from friends outside of the south that there are opinions that slaves were cheap and that a good deal of people owned them. Just like now, poor people outnumber the rich and only the rich or well to do people had them.
As a northern coming into the south, that was my thought as well.

The first few times that happens, your soul escapes with a scream torn from your throat. Not fun at 3am.

The toilet paper roll was patented for over not under.

All hail fire cat!

This is the kind of thing I want people to commission me for

I wish they had this where I live

The snack that bites back.

Brilliant more like it.

This is really cool but most likely to give someone a seizure.

I didn’t know amazon sold class III weapons. You have to be licensed to be able to do that.