Every waffle recipe I’ve come across has more butter and sugar than the pancakes ones. Waffles are breakfast cakes.

I’d record it for proof and then go to HR. People have double standards when it comes to me being sexually harassed. Then I’d post the video online.
If you get fired for reporting it, you can go to the Dept of Labor and call for an investigation.

I highly recommend reading The Five Love Lanuages for anyone in a relationship.

Bob Ross doesn’t deserve this.

Knitting isn’t unproductive....I’m the warmest bitch on my street with my five scarves.

One step closer to man bear pig.

I had a lizard travel on my windshield wipers from my house to the store and back again. It was amazing.

She won’t what?

I’ve been there. They tell you like it is. Slaves were not a cheap commodity. Not everyone owned them. I know from friends outside of the south that there are opinions that slaves were cheap and that a good deal of people owned them. Just like now, poor people outnumber the rich and only the rich or well to do people had them.
As a northern coming into the south, that was my thought as well.

The first few times that happens, your soul escapes with a scream torn from your throat. Not fun at 3am.

The toilet paper roll was patented for over not under.

All hail fire cat!

This is the kind of thing I want people to commission me for

I wish they had this where I live

The snack that bites back.

Brilliant more like it.

This is really cool but most likely to give someone a seizure.