Flowerkiller

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Ohh grandma 1 comments
flowerkiller · 1 day ago
Grandmas (not all but a good bit of them) are pure and lovely creatures. I bet she has a banana bread recipe that rocks.
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Health promotion and society students 23 comments
flowerkiller · 2 days ago
They gave it back...eventually. Not that that really counts for all the pain and suffering that happened but if it wasn’t England, it would have been another country doing it. Also, @hyperion don’t forget WWI. That small country happened twice.
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Literally translates into Toilet: A love story 5 comments
flowerkiller · 3 days ago
They made the movie so people would stop shitting on the street.
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Vegan face 12 comments
flowerkiller · 4 days ago
I made an awful and painful snort laugh at cownivores.
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Vegan face 12 comments
flowerkiller · 4 days ago
I’ve seen a cow eat a bird. What’s going on with that?
Sorry not sorry 7 comments
flowerkiller · 5 days ago
I knew I read somewhere that ejaculating may help prevent prostate cancer.
https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
Sorry not sorry 7 comments
flowerkiller · 5 days ago
How’d guest know it was four hours?
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Looks like a Spongebob character 7 comments
flowerkiller · 6 days ago
It’s a dork fish. You feed them corn dogs.
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Germans 17 comments
flowerkiller · 6 days ago
Maybe if it happened all at once it’d raise some red flags but I’m sure most of it ends up like ‘did you hear about Johnny? Yeah it was weird.’
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Germans 17 comments
flowerkiller · 6 days ago
Considering there are 82.8 million people in Germany and 325.71 million in the US, 3 times that many isn’t too shabby.
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$20 guns 13 comments
flowerkiller · 1 week ago
Or go all out and carry a morning star.
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$20 guns 13 comments
flowerkiller · 1 week ago
Isn’t that an air gun?
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Young or Adult, It doesn't matter. Male will be same till the death 10 comments
flowerkiller · 1 week ago
Female here. Even I’m looking. That dress looks very nice on her.
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Free ice tea 6 comments
flowerkiller · 2 weeks ago
It’s all nasty and the local gov knew and hasn’t done shit to fix it.
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Incredible swing departure 5 comments
flowerkiller · 2 weeks ago
Are those black socks?
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Its funny because its watermelon soap and hes.. 5 comments
flowerkiller · 2 weeks ago
Or maybe he picked out the soap because he knows just how much handwashing helps prevent getting sick and less sick time means more play time.
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What tumblr does to you 9 comments
flowerkiller · 2 weeks ago
Prescription drugs on the left, illegal on the right?
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What tumblr does to you 9 comments
flowerkiller · 2 weeks ago
The quality of the photos went down the drain. Whomever is behind that camera isn’t taking it seriously.
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Apparently the planets aligned just right 15 comments
flowerkiller · 3 weeks ago
@captainjackharknes well, should we be worried?
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Infinity mirror portal 6 comments
flowerkiller · 3 weeks ago
Looks very phantom of the opera like.
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Ahhhhhhhh..... the “joys” of being a parent! 7 comments
flowerkiller · 3 weeks ago
Never heard them called that. Thank you. :D
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The kitty trap 8 comments
flowerkiller · 4 weeks ago
How to get another cat. Exist. They’ll come to you.
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Grrrrr 1 comments
flowerkiller · 4 weeks ago
This is probably what my husband and his boss saw that one time they caught me road raging on the way to work. In my defense, someone was doing 30 in a 55 and I couldn’t get around them.
Time to expel weather from school grounds. 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 weeks ago
More dangerous than a poptart or the ASL name Hunter.
I wonder why 26 comments
flowerkiller · 5 weeks ago
Yeah....they’ll find a reason to keep them and you know it.
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