And yet some people like nickleback

Of pure hearts? What are you? A Death Buster from Sailor Moon S? :)

I think there are a couple women who have accused him of rape but it wasn’t pursued because of statute of limitations

And the many other countries that have done the same. It’s almost like...we are all human and evolving into better people in general as time goes on. Who knew the past could make people learn from their mistakes?

Maybe they’ll start a boy band

will end the war. We cannot promise that only these cities will be among those attacked but some or all of them will be, so heed this warning and evacuate these cities immediately.

LeMay leaflets
Read this carefully as it may save your life or the life of a relative or friend. In the next few days, some or all of the cities named on the reverse side will be destroyed by American bombs. These cities contain military installations and workshops or factories which produce military goods. We are determined to destroy all of the tools of the military clique which they are using to prolong this useless war. But, unfortunately, bombs have no eyes. So, in accordance with America's humanitarian policies, the American Air Force, which does not wish to injure innocent people, now gives you warning to evacuate the cities named and save your lives. America is not fighting the Japanese people but is fighting the military clique which has enslaved the Japanese people. The peace which America will bring will free the people from the oppression of the military clique and mean the emergence of a new and better Japan. You can restore peace by demanding new and good leaders who

Yeah because the US totally picked a fight with Japan. Use a better example. There are many more.

The username made the comment even better. And don’t worry, everyone is into kink but they won’t admit to liking it.

I hurt myself laughing from this comment.

There is something about copperhead snakes smelling like cucumbers. Might be an old wives tale.

Dear sweet baby Jesus....look after this poor guest and bless them with the prescription drugs they need so the demon residing in their mind is suppressed so I don’t ever read this kind of shit again.

Yeah that’s only impressive if it’s 14 hours for every 12 hours.

Blackout curtains. Problem solved.