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Nobody cares 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
However, Clint is confirmed for the next one. And I'm pretty sure ant-man will be as well.
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It's his trademark 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Regardless, the answer is: he should.
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None of them studied math 10 comments
guest · 1 year ago
How about the Dark Forces series from Star Wars?
Dark Forces
Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight
Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast
Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy
Jedi Academy 2
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Star Wars Fandom is toxic 21 comments
guest · 1 year ago
She was a mechanic, you idiot. She only piloted a vehicle at the end of the movie, when they were desperate. There were *real* issues with her character. Choose one of those next time, instead of going for the racist stereotype.
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That easy 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I just went through in my head. And it is 100% accurate.
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Unexpected guests for 11 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Because they are wild animals, and not pets? Adorable, but not for cuddling.
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That's not lemon 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
That is not dead which can eternal lie...
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Regrets 3 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Also, the wedding day is fucking stressful as hell for the bride and groom. Seriously, months or maybe years of planning for it, and suddenly it's happening, and it's all going too fast, and you feel pressured because it's supposed to be the best day of your life, but you just feel completely harried and out of control.
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Police try to detain turtle 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
And they can take your fingers off if you're not careful.
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Don't anger Theodore 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Teddy Roosevelt may be my favorite president.
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Kids 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
The best part of this, is that he makes it sound like 20 is old.
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Me irl 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
All the damn time.
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You should have that looked at 10 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Scorpion
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Hardcore veganism 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I'm glad someone else caught that.
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Deadly accuracy 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Trust me, if that Texas place was in New York, it would probably be somewhere in the vicinity of a million. In real estate terms, 15 thousand is a drop in the bucket.
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Deadly accuracy 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That just means it's been on the market awhile and hasn't sold. It's still pretty incredible the difference. That New York place would probably sell for between 100-200 grand around where I live. (Depends on whether it's in the city or the suburbs.)
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Even more irritating when the boss has multiple forms 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Seymour. Ugh.
Is it just me or is that girl doing same think as the Husky?? 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That's Anna Kendrick, and those are really unflattering pictures of her. She is gorgeous.
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I was wondering 17 comments
guest · 2 years ago
When they seem excited about it.
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Just a firefly revelation 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
This show was perfect.
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Till now, I still don't know if it's cannon 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
In the comics, romance between dick Grayson and starfire was very much canon. They almost got married. Then comic book drama happened, and they broke up.
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My mom's gonna kill me 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
The fire department doesn't want you to learn this one AMAZING trick! It's pure FIRE!
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Uuuuugghhh 87 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I think so. The same one the "Angst! Angst! Angst!" moment came from. A perfect parody of Order of the Phoenix, really.
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Guys don't look slick anymore 13 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I have a coat like that. I wear it when I'm wearing a suit and it's cold outside.
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His friend grew up 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It's like krillin and goku...
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Sign burn outs 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
The elf storage one is actually on purpose. They turn off the "s" during the holidays so it says that.
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Smartness overloaded 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Who is this? I need to know. For strictly innocent reasons, of course.
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oooooh savage 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Niles was the best part of this show.
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Patrick Stewart's career is just going downhill 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Well done.
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Why the f*ck are they unfrosted 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I actually prefer these to the frosted ones. I know, blasphemous, but I don't care.
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my favorite is son of a biscuit eater 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
What's everyone's favorite tv swear-edit in history? My favorite is replacing "You racist motherfucker" with "You racist melon farmer".
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The 10 most eerie events in the world 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Because the Hutchinson effect could never be replicated, as far as science is concerned it never happened. Have you ever actually seen the guy? He's like "Aliens." guy level crazy.
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Tom hanks did it - probably 13 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Basically, you can do anything, come up with some bullshit "meaning" behind it, and call it art and make millions off it. Going through the modern art section of my local art museum just pisses the hell out of me, because I could do just about everything in there, and I am a terrible artist.
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Invite them to your wedding 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Well, if you send an invitation to the Queen of England, she actually shows up at the wedding. Pick your game up, guys.
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Ted Cruz mic drop 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Well played, social media intern. Well played. Also, I love the fact that this continued escalating to the point that deadspin's editor challanged ted Cruz supporters to fight in an MMA fight. A challenge that was answered by two members of the US military, one of whom is also a UFC fighter.
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When I hit the gym after not working out in a while 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Holy pixels, Batman!
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Warrior sword 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I love the similarity between the Mongolian sword, the arabian sword, and to a lesser degree the american officer's sword. They all have that curved blade, because they were all intended to be used from horseback.
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Her father kept this secret for 13 years 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Parenting done so very, very right.
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The battle just started 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
The last post, the Himalayan is just like, "hey, are you planning on doing something about this asshole?"
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Well done, camera man 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I love that moment when the guy knows the cameraman sees him. That little point.
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When you forgot to clear your internet history in the Oval Office 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Shit, my phone.
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Ryan Reynolds might still be GL 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Actually, only two fit that description. I wouldn't call half most...
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Everybody look at this cat right meow 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That is adorable.
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Did they just censor a rice cake??? 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Some these are understandable. The jynx one is highly racially insensitive. And having team rocket Heil Hitler just seems a bit excessive to me.
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Damn those vaccines 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It's called sarcasm.
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I want a pet fox now 25 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Hey, has anyone seen @friskyfox lately?
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Getting older 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Explains why dumbledore saw socks in the mirror of erised. He's hella old.
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Oh shit 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That's why you also use a status effect like paralysis or (especially) sleep on them.
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First world problems, british edition 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"Why is it whenever anyone says, 'with all due respect,' they really mean 'kiss my ass?'"
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Trippy 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
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