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guest · 8 years ago

The anime even tried to explain this off, saying that they did everything so fast, that it was five minutes. And nobody bought that bullshit.

If humans turned every light off for just one day 18 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Well, by turning off the lights, light pollution would no longer be an issue, would it genius?

Know the difference, han solo 1 comments

guest · 8 years ago

To be fair, he was pretty unknown outside the criminal underworld before a new hope. And then, he really wasn't a smuggler anymore.

The 'M' and 'W' on this truck are switched 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

This may be the most Wal-Mart thing ever.

I wanna achieve this too 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Pretty sure it didn't happen. And btw, Apple could refuse that form of payment. So, yeah. Never happened.

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Just put the wipers up 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Well, it looks like you got freezing rain... So yeah, you were screwed no matter what.

Who else grew up with this crew? 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

And unlike a lot of kids shows at the time, it didn't shy away from the idea of death. It even showed blood. All the more amazing considering it was Disney produced. It's between this and Pirates of Dark Water for my favorite American cartoon.

Who else grew up with this crew? 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Oh, yeah. Gargoyles is one of my favorite cartoons ever.

It's just a phase, mom! 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

And this is why they said the sun never set on the British Empire.

Make science great again 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Normally I am anti-pirating, but this is pure corporate greed at it's worst. It's like if a record label raised the price on CDs to $30+ while also providing the artist no compensation. Unacceptable. This is a true victimless crime. Go Alexandra!

'MURICA! 40 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Anybody who believes this crap doesn't understand physics.

Hollywood... Y u do dis? 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

That's the way cgi works. As time goes on, your brain gets better at noticing it. So the more it is used in a film, the less impressive it seems.

What is the saddest short story? 93 comments

guest · 8 years ago

A Hemingway classic.

Unfortunately surprisingly accurate 80 comments

guest · 8 years ago

The Aeronaut's Windlass. "Being incompetent was surprisingly draining upon one's cofidence." Ouch.

Anybody know? 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

This. Professor X actually has no telekinetic abilities. It's Jean Grey who has telekinesis.

So this guy will have his own documentary 15 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It was actually an attempted murder. The girl survived. I'm actually from Waukesha.

norwegian person please confirm 21 comments

guest · 8 years ago

We use Texas to describe things are large. For example, a large piece of toasted bread is known as Texas Toast in America.

favorite disney villain? 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I gotta go Scar. Jeremy Irons just knocked that role out of the park.

Name one thing that isn't a better love story 39 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Episode II. Just plain painful.

2017 is coming for ya Johnny 27 comments

guest · 8 years ago

He doesn't have an Oscar because he doesn't feel like playing the b.s. political games it takes to get one, and he has already been on record saying he has no interest in winning one. So it's unlikely that he'll ever win one, and I'm okay with that.

It's not a joke guys, this is threatening. 140 comments

guest · 8 years ago

He won't win the election. But it does almost guarantee that there will be 4 years of Hillary Clinton as president... So that's also problematic.

It brings so many good memories 12 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Where is the the orange tip? All fake guns are supposed to have an orange tip to allow police to quickly identify it as fake.

Guardians of the galaxy helps kid with autism 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Old but gold. The best kind of funfeelsubstance.

The world will be a sad place 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

No, because the water is constantly smoothing out the rocks.

The harsh realities of life. 32 comments

guest · 8 years ago

There was a difference between the s.s. and the German army. The s.s. were all fanatical Nazis. And your right, most people did have a choice after being drafted: fight or be executed as a traitor. They fought because the only other option was death.

The Pacer was hell Y-Y rip athletic show off kids who prolly died 49 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Never did those. But suicides (or ladder sprints) are as bad, if not worse.

This guy is the best! 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly...

Shout out to the art kids (sorry for long post) 43 comments

guest · 8 years ago

We're not saying that. But often people look at the arts and say that we are "lazy", or we're taking an easy class or major, not realizing exactly how much time and effort go into it. I've had football players ask about what "Hell Week" in a theater production is like. Their response was "Fuck that. That is insane".

I know I would 47 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Blueberries... So tasty...

One scary predator 54 comments

guest · 8 years ago

And the way the things belly is engorged, I'd say the fucker fed on something pretty big not long before.

When you realized that they are the same person because of days of future past 16 comments

guest · 8 years ago

No. Without days of future past doing a soft reboot on the x-men universe, deadpool couldn't have happened. But the soft reboot eliminated the mistakes that were x3 and x-men origins.

This cover of "Sound of Silence" sounds amazing. 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

This song is one of the most powerful songs ever written. It's words are as potent and timely as they were decades ago. And disturbed knows how to pay proper respect to their covers: capturing the meaning of the song in tone while still making it their own sound. Damn, they are an amazing band.

Thats what I just said! 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

One of the rush hour films. Rush hour 3, I think.

Suicide 68 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Pretty sure he was playing along with the joke, too.

Saw this on a different website. Thought you guys would enjoy. 39 comments

guest · 8 years ago

See, I don't want to kill his fans. They are just poor, brainwashed victims. Justin is the one who needs to go.

Doodle owners, brush your dogs! 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

The dog's fur got super matted, I assume. So they had to shave it off.

Who says yoga can't be macho? 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

The second to last one should be titled "the other reason guys stand behind girls in class."

One of the rarest weather phenomena, Mammatus Clouds 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yeah, anytime the clouds start looking like that, you're going to have a bad time.

His one rule 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

He's a goddamn national treasure, 'e is.

I really think he should get that mole on his arm checked out 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

A mole. A type of rodent. They are rather cute, I think.

American* Football 18 comments

guest · 8 years ago

No, not professionally. They play Canadien rule football. The rules and field are slightly different.

Sometimes it seems like they say sorry just to say it again... and then again 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Similarly, in customer service, don't say doing something above and beyond the job description is "no problem". Tell the person you are happy to help. You are more likely to get a compliment from the customer this way.

Well that's handy 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I see what you did there, do65.

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Thank you for preparing me for adulthood 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It isn't useless stuff. If they don't teach it to everyone, how will we ever find our scientists, our engineers, our anything?

If you're around 30ish in age, you will remember this well 12 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Oh God... We told people to never mention this again.

I think that Hugh Jackman as Wolverine is irreplaceable 16 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yeah. One more film with Hugh as wolverine. And then they will likely do a hard reboot of the series.

Accurate 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

*too

Accurate 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

And then you get your ass handed to you, and you bitch about the game being to hard. Yeah, that's how it goes for me.

Ricky Gervais has no chill 45 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Of course pastors get paid. What kind of ignorant bulls**t is this? It isn't like they do it in their free time. Being a pastor is their *job*.

Cats. 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Actually, it's because they still receive a response from humans with meows. Mother cats eventually stop responding to meowing kittens, but humans never do.