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Yep, yep, yep 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
"I know who I am! I'm the dude playin' the dude pretendin' to be the other dude!"
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To all the people who claim to be quitters because they vape now 16 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The point is it is better than cigarettes, since it eliminates the tar and other horrible things. Plus, as others have said you can slowly eliminate the nicotine.
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Friends being trolls 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Sorry, but I don't think this is funny. It's a total dick move for these guys to do this, and they are only reinforcing stereotypes in the minds of people who have those thoughts.
The Unexpected John Cena for real this time 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Not a fan of John Cena the wrestler, but huge fan of John Cena the person. He is also the person who has granted the most wishes through the Make-A-Wish foundation for sick children. He is an amazing human being.
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Wow 23 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The problem with the question is that it is impossible to know the answer. Simply being present to see it would make a change to the room. And the addition of a light source to allow vision would do the same. So by observing, you have destroyed the purity you sought to observe.
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Married life pt 2 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
My brother's father in law has a brilliant saying. "My wife and I agreed when we were married that I would make all the major decisions, and she would make all the minor decisions. It's worked great. In 30 years we haven't had a major decision yet."
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Special moments shared with strangers 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
God, the second to last one contained numerous onion-cutting ninjas.
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That would be an amazing movie! 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Also there is a hilarious YouTube video called The Gamers that did this in a short format, and with minimal production values. And it is brilliant.
reminder 26 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The thing is, many people who complain about immigrants stealing jobs would never possibly demean themselves to do the jobs those immigrants do without a single complaint.
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Finally watched Land Before Time and it is toooooo tooo adorable!!! 18 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It may be even more heartbreaking, because of the scene between littlefoot and his mother as she's dying. That part is so sad. I bawl my eyes out every time.
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I can't stand it 38 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Trigun I consider to be about equal between the two. And it isn't always a fair comparison, because sometimes a dub is inferior due to things totally out of the voice actor's control, like if the translation was poorly done, or because it was just a hack job localization in general, with censorship run amok.
Hmm... Couldn't possibly be the tight gun regulations, right? 173 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I personally think that a distinction has to be made between small caliber handguns and rifles, and assault type weaponry. There is absolutely no reason for a private citizen to be able to own an AR-15, which is a civilian version of the military's M-16. However, completely banning guns will never happen in the US. It is written into the Constitution. The right to bear arms.
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This post made me research ways to stop periods, just in case I ever become female. 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
In the actual video that is from, it's the anus that is bleeding. Classic video, by the way.
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He better apologize 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It shows in the films. They're pretty good, but they certainly aren't Star Trek. There is a reason I said that J.J. Abrams would be perfect for Episode 7. It's because he made two good Star Wars movies with the Star Trek films.
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This is f*cking heartbreaking 22 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Being a homicide investigator has to be one of the most soul crushing professions a person could enter. Sure, you sometimes get the reward of bringing closure to a family, but it still has to be damn hard.
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That Titanic Scene 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
However, it did require some finagling to make it work. The board itself didn't work. The life jackets needed to be put under it.
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He he he 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Because there are people who believe that the vaccines are worse for you than the diseases they prevent. These people are better known as idiots.
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As a Brit, I can confirm this is how we're spotted 32 comments
guest · 3 years ago
EMPIRE TODAY!
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Paparazzi 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
This is how you deal with it.
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Definitely the best part. 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
As long as you forget the fact that he was a strong supporter of using eugenics to eliminate "undesirables" and "purify" the human race.
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Not that I'm looking for an answer, but 27 comments
guest · 3 years ago
In truth, the number of homosexuals was always that high. Our cultural sensibilities are simply changing, causing a higher percentage of that community to be open. It's sociological, not biological.
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The original cast of star wars 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Guy with the glasses, I think.
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RIP to a legend 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
At least this time, it's someone who wasn't taken too early. He lived a long and good life.
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Right there 56 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Mmm... Hasenpfeffer, which is a delicious German rabbit stew.
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All due respect to the new crew, he's a heck of a lot more recognizable 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Mark's just excited to be relevant enough to have paparazzi following him again.
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Schrodinger's Cat Is Alive And Confused 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Technically, a clear box invalidates the schroedinger's cat reference. The cat cannot be observable.
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People from his hometown say that Stalin was very popular with girls. I wonder why 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Communism. Not even once.
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This should be a sign in every theater 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What movie, and what age? If you're going to see a kids movie, you're going to deal with noisy kids.
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Can someone actually explain? 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Other way around.
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When you want to get your sibling in trouble 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
This never gets old. Whenever someone asks why I hate *soccer*, this is what I point to.
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I thought it only happend to guys 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Actually, that response is totally acceptable in that situation.
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Things You Probably Didn't Know About Cats 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
With the meowing thing: they haven't developed meowing for dealing with humans. Meowing is meant as a way for kittens to get their mother's attention. As the kittens grow, the mother eventually stops responding to the meowing, so the kittens stop meowing. However, humans continue to respond to it. So, when dealing with humans, cats meow because it is an effective way to get our attention.
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When you look closely and see it 16 comments
guest · 3 years ago
He needs to hurry up and finish Peace Talks. I need my Dresden fix...
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I miss this show 14 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It was good at the beginning, great in the middle of it's run, but the last couple of seasons lost serious steam.
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Darkest of darkest 41 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It sounds horrifying. As an individual with adhd, that place would drive me insane in minutes.
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You went too far, kfc 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That's not diabetus. That is a heart attack in your hand.
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Mr. Pool isn't afraid of holding his wife in public 23 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I love the old man in the background who totally looks like he is just judging him so hard.
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Lol. The Sesame Street's Count censored 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Old, but still brilliant.
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My life in just two sentences 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
This sounds like a riordan chapter list...
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Hahahahahaha joke's on you 13 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That was his name in the 1989 movie. In the comics, we haven't had a definitive origin for the Joker.
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Advanced technology... Right 16 comments
guest · 3 years ago
They followed the Tarkin Doctrine: Rule not through force, but the fear of force. The Death Star was to be the ultimate form of the Tarkin Doctrine. "Oh, you feel that what we say is tyranny? Just a reminder that we can destroy your planet in about 5 seconds."
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Memes don't get you into Harvard 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The best part is that it's not a form letter.
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The song of a generation 36 comments
guest · 3 years ago
THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!
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Jew gotta be kidding me. 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
However, the point that was being made was that if a movie had female or minority leads that it would fail, regardless of the quality of the film. Which was disproven.
Anti pick up lines 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Well, most cultures have a version of that. But western culture's comes from Jesus.
When you make a silly mistake 26 comments
guest · 3 years ago
At first a. Then after they were sure it wasn't too bad, they'd pull out b.
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Traumatized kitty 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Y yu do dis to mi, hooman?!
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Tsar Bomba was the biggest bomb ever detonated 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It's a matter/antimatter reaction. Since matter and antimatter cancel and eliminate one another completely, the law of conversation of energy shows that all of that mass *must* be transformed into energy. And if uncontrolled, that energy would cause a massive explosion.
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Senators 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Yeah, you will see serious job-loss happening. More self-checkouts at stores, things like that.
This would be a better ending 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Because Cavill's superman doesn't have a sense of humor, either.
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