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Ok he's hot but honestly I'm not much of a fan of "instagram models" or whatever. It seems fake and self-obsessed to me.

Ok but why does it look like a potato sack?!

Is that Castiel or Lucifer speaking? ;)

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Please tell me you got the reference :3

I'm thinking this might fuck up underwater life. Some currents are actually vital for transferring warmer or colder water, thus keeping the ocean balanced. I'm obviously not a scientist but this just seems like it'd fuck up marine ecosystems. Any expers on the matter? I'm honestly willing to listen.

BB-8 soon turned into BB-goteaten

"Surprise butt sex!"
"NOPE!"

They look like a really weird lesbian couple

Yes because Pluto is flat.

So by that logic, my face keeps guys away?
Oh wait, that goes by any logic.

...but why?

Sciencesubstance, anyone explain why do they do that? Much appreciated :3

This is soooo copied from funny.junk. Not that I have anything against it, it's just funny to see how sites repost each other.

I agree with that but the truth is she became pretty thin since she got famous because of Hunger Games.

Only 'Muricans expect women to have their genitalia smooth like a 10 year old's. Well played, 'Murica.

Nom nom nom

"Polandballs". Yes. They're all Poland. Right.

Still hasn't convinced me of having any

And here I was, thinking my answer at that moment would be something like "Why the hell are we discussing the cover when we could be reading that book right now?"
Books are great.

Pope Francis approves! He actually said that everybody can go to Heaven as long as they're a good person. He's a very kind man and even though I'm an atheist, I respect him a lot.

Ryan Gosling. Not for eating, though. For cuddling.

why the hell are you ignoring cultural differences, wigglybutt? you dumb fuck
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I mean srsly, a japanese soup is for example ramen - 90% noodles (and other solid stuff like veggies etc.), 10% liquid. You eat the noodles and then drink the liquid. Eating this with a spoon is a very, very dumb idea (trust me, I tried once - the noodles slip down so the water splashes right in your face). Fork works as a substitute for chopsticks, because we Europeans and Americans apparently don't know shit about other cultures and chopsticks would just confuse us even more.

Congratulations! 99% of girls here on Funsubstance don't do that stuff either. And you know what else we do not do? Brag about it!
Attention whore.

"iBanana" :'D

If Starbucks made coffee this size they'd probably sell it for $9.99.

Was that twerking girl parodying Miley? Hehe :D I guess Rebecca has some sense of humor.

I used to be upset about all the haters who hated him basically for no reason. Now he's behaving like a little bitch, so I get them.

That's why you had to put the motherf*cking text on it.

He was actually pretty handsome when his hair didn't look like it's being abducted by *aliens*.

Its preparation must be consuming a lot of energy and probably isn't very ecological, either.

First I was all like "Wait. Did Tom H. REALLY WRITE THAT?! He's a gentleman and super nice and everything OMG!!" And then I remembered Loki has a helmet with horns and that it was probably a pun. Well played, Tom. Well played.

*on drugs.

Except Mario was obviously in drugs.

Hahaha I can almost hear them saying "I'm myself, I'm the original!" With a bitchy voice.

I think blue and clear Pepsi can be found in Japan. Known brands with different flavours are pretty common there.

I would wear a fuckload of makeup so nobody can recognize me.

More like bad luck dog

As a person with bad hearing I'm sorry if it annnoys people so much, but you really just have to repeat it louder.