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We have a plastic bag for plastic bags. It's full 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We get them free and in excess. I have been bagging my own stuff because the kid workers at Target give me like 50 bags for 20 items....it is insane. Usually I will bring my own too, but in case I forget.
Hmm 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's weird, but after one you have to have another, though you will never actually crave it because it is waxy and kinda gross.
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Anyone else creeped out by this 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't get the "ship" thing.
Ahhh, humanity. Don't ever change. You're ADORABLE 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What do you mean, smoking a butt? Just something you found on the ground?
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Oh 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Now the beak in the first pic doesn't look right (like it is a muzzle or something)...booo...
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Then the porch clapped. 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I never answer the doorbell unless I was expecting someone
And some more 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I agree, you wouldn't leave your dog outside while you are at work unless you were sure he would be inside a fenced area. I think this story is completely fake.
I thought it was an automated message 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's hilarious - did you tell them you thought it was automated?
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Make everyone eat tide pods then 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I got IDed for rubber cement yesterday. Um, here's my ID, now I am going to go huff my rubber cement.
Rainbow snek 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
reblog if you cri everytim
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well, now the secret is out.. they love us.. 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How would you ever even come to know that? I think it's not true. Also, humans are a-holes even to elephants.
Woman shares texts from man who thought her cancer was contagious 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Since she is not going to date him, she should have assured him that cancer was highly contagious so he can go on looking like a dumbass in the future as well.
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I may not be perfect, but my hooman loves me 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
permawink
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Haven't really seen this in the press. Godspeed!  12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
like a donut hole?
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They are just dogs 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Doge.
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Grandma was a little too enthusiastic when adding alcohol to the recipe 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's not the alcohol, it's the powdered sugar.
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You start from a higher height 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I had to do a double take on your comment because here in the U.S. some states have "Sun City" communities (by Del Webb and maybe others) that are for 55 years and older (like old folks communities). I just imagined them having an intense water slide.
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There is no excuse 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
and you can go to college and not be successful...you can be jobless with a degree and piles of loans.
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Great. Now it’s hungry & on fire 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Let's not overthink this, we are already talking about zombies. Funny meme.
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Ignorance will ruin us 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If he still is working on the mathematical equations then he is not going to blow up THAT plane.
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Appreciate your teachers 42 comments
guest · 6 years ago
what is a staring teacher?
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Appreciate your teachers 42 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes, it is always the smartest kids in the class doing the disrespecting...the ones who know EVERYTHING....or rather, it is the ones who know nothing and waste everyone's time by disrupting.
Dad's got 'em 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I thought these two were a pair, how do you know about updog and not henway?
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This girl explains why women need to come off 'rude' to men 43 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think I am pretty rude/mean in general because there is no way any of that would happen. But I am shitty to people who invade my mental space without knowing me. Oh well.
Like a mother would 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was suicidal recently (well for a long time, but most extreme recently), but finally went back on my anti-Ds too and it has helped a lot. I didn't think my life sucked...I thought life in general was sad (news is depressing etc.) and I was just SO TIRED of doing things, like getting out of bed, interacting, being, I just wanted it to be over.
Sounds like me 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I totally believe this and would probably do the same. While I did not forget my dog, I usually don't leash her in the car, so I forgot her leash when going to the vet and we were already running late. I just had to hold onto her collar and look like an idiotic pet owner who doesn't leash their dog.
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It's hard to be the quiet kid 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
everyone starting clapping with one slow clap from the back...
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Effective d*ck move 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's a risky move there and considering they figured out he did it, he is probably paying a high price for this "revenge."
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Little house on the rocks 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Isn't that a climbing supply store or something?
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The last prank 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My friend found a potted plant in an alley and watered it for a week before she realized it was fake (or someone else actually told her when they saw it). It happens I guess.
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70 People from 70 Countries Imitate Americans 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen
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Arnie on drugs 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I agree, but I watched the whole process of how it gets to be cocaine and, well, it is a lot more than just a plant at the end. They were using cement and gasoline to process it into the stuff a person would snort. The guy was wearing a mask to protect himself while making it.
before and after bath ఠ_ఠ 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
bath salts.
Now look here you little shit. 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you are not vegan/vegetarian, nutritionists say that eating one or two vegan dinners a week is good for your health, so whatever to this person with their appropriation. (I suppose just eating a carrot is appropriation then.) I am not a vegetarian, but I prefer tofu in place of most meats if it is offered (especially chicken).
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i present you.. the brushy monster 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That face tho
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The way real couples sleep 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Now cut that bed in half and move one half to a different room. That is what real couples do. They don't sleep next to each other and they dream of being with someone else and get divorced and hate each other. And snore.
Adele cloned herself 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They are related (and actually do not look exactly alike either). When my niece was a baby she looked exactly like me (like the same everything), now not as much.
Dead 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Holee Heelll...her FB page shows a much different looking person. The power of makeup *shrug*
If a chip butty is wrong then I don't want to be right 37 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mostly people in southern US fry everything. Us here in the North do not.
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How about parks? 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We are forced to pay for the library through our property taxes. (It ranges from $100/year to almost $1000/year depending on what your home value/assessment).
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She's just living the good life...shows on the body. 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It looks like she is checking out the monitor, "where's my food baby?"
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Anotren? 179 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Etelmas
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Car for wheelchair users 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
People in wheelchairs can drive regular cars. They just put hand controls attached to the pedals (and there are other options too).
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Car for wheelchair users 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
NO. Just no. My husband is a wheelchair user and he would cringe at this. He drives a Jeep Commander (with hand controls of course). Where are you supposed to put all your stuff? God forbid you should get in an accident (you would get smushed). This is a glorified electric wheelchair.
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Movie names 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A Christmas updated
The perfect last minute gift 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I usually give them moonsand, but I will add this to the list of gifts for the kids of people that invited us to the birthday party by text the night before.
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Whoops 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
doubt.
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Footballs most heroic save 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He don't want to be no goalie, he wants to dance! Shazam.
He should be rewarded 75 comments
guest · 7 years ago
chillax the story is not even real.
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