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Tough luck if you are a shareholder of a company that lends money to people who willingly agree to borrow. Screw stock shareholders though, right? Maybe if the stocks like that are a major holding in your parents retirement accounts, they can come live with you. After all,,you have no student debt now.

This seems like an over-the-top attempt to really REALLY show the chicks how politically correct and woke he is. Ladies, does that crap work, or,do,you see through it?

1. I'm going to guess the rule was not against pumpkins but against jack-o-lanterns.
2. The reason for the rule is probably for fire safety. But, yeah, you put one over on those stupid rule makers and are hilariously endangering the lives of your fellow dorm residents. Fire safety rules are for *other* people because risk would never catch up,with you, or the drunk who staggers I to your room and knocks cover the pineapple-o-lantern, and YOU would never fall asleep and leave the flaming fruit unattended...just other people might.

There have been several up and down cycles of the earth's average temperature, based on historical,records and ice thickness data from the Antarctic and Arctic. There wan an ice age while man was on earth. But all those cycles were independent of any of man's activities. So why are we so quick to infer that all these natural cycles are man's doing? And why are we obsessed with the developed world's 0.1% of pollution while ignoring the third world burning dung for heat and for cooking, or China's smog that's so thick you can't see a couple blocks away?

Imcan believe that someone stays in a comfortable /no-risk position, and misses out on the salary bumps he'd have gotten if he'd looked around. But it's a little much to,accept that one firm rubbed it in the other one's face with a sympathy card. Even if the managers had a little rivalry going, you never put ANYTHING in writing that could be used later. When resigning, you don't even put "thank you for the experience" or "I learned a lot" but just put the date you're leaving.

Millenials may be "killing" certain things, like mayo, by merely avoiding them because they don't like them. It's rather easy to just refrain from eating things you just don't care for. But the student loan industry...well, that would require not borrowing for the education you feel entitled to. Go to a local school or state school when it's not your dream college experience? Major in a field that gets you a job that pays well enough to,repay your loans? Screw that, I wanna study Pacific native art history. You *could* kill the student loan industry, but you'd have to refrain from doing whatever you want (as a generation).

Dammit, Harold! You know I'm allergic to those fukcing flowers. They put me into anaphalctic shock!

1. I think that'd be great if the people who see racism EVERYwhere use their time arguing with those who see sexism EVERYWwhere.

2. Does that woman not notice that the captain marvel character has a gender change to appease her ilk? Rather than create a female character, they took an established male character and made him into a woman?

What kind of man doesn't know the difference between let's and lets?

Nobody hates millennials. We hate the idea that it's cool to walk around with your underpants showing. We hate that someone with a gender studies degree notches because she doesn't earn as much as someone with an engineering degree. We hate that someone complains about how huge his college loans are, but instead of going to affordable Sate U, he went to his dream private college to get the full college experience. We hate that someone can't talk to you without saying "like" every damn sentence, and can't resist looking down at the phone while you're trying to make a point that requires attention.

There are other ACTIONS we hate, and millennials do them more than other age groups, but we don't hate millennials themselves. When selecting a stripper for a lap dance or a hooker for xxxxxxx, a millennial would make a better choice than so one for the baby boomers or the greatest generation.

Do,you guys believe everything you hear or read? I doubt that there is any *state* in which nunchucks are illegal. There are certainly many municipal ordinances where it's illegal,to,carry a concealed weapon without a license to do so. I have a concealed carry permit for a firearm, but such a permit doesn't exist for nunchucks, or switchblades, or....

So it may be illegal for me to carry nunchucks because they are defitiely a weapon, same as a switchblade, but not a Swiss Army knife because that's a tool. There is a grain of truth to this post, but it's very full of holes as well.

"Boys" is the key. We men live like civilized people.

That's terrible how manmade climate change caused that.

Chances are, the men they screwed with aren't the same guys that support defining yourself as another gender to do whatever you want. So, those women offended some men because all they had in common with the weirdos that did the gender re-identifying was their gender. But, at least they got to upset someone (unrelated to what offended themselves) so,it evens out.

Says someone who has a computer or cell phone and Internet access, so statistically is in the top 5% to 1% of the world's population and isn't sharing anything with the BILLIONS of people poorer than him/her.

I read a book about something like this why I was in 2nd grade. A boy did something that made a cockroach his friend (can't recall what). There was this bully who always picked on that kid, and the roach got a few hundred friends to go to the bully's home and crawl in his mouth, ears and nose. The bully was horrified, and then the one roach said that they'd be back if he didn't quit bullying the boy.

This was 50 years ago (yeah, an old guy follows funsubstance) so there are a lot of details I can't remember.

Is...is he the teacher, or is it one of those "78 year old missed graduating high school because of enlisting in the army but goes back 60 years later to get the diploma" situations? I mean, it's not fair to the other French students if that guy was trading chocolate and nylons to actual French ladies after VE Day.

Have you noticed that schools must let girls on the wrestling team, but boys are still forbidden from playing volleyball? It makes sense on one level, because a few boys would totally do,I ate things over the smaller weaker girls, but it's still not "equal" or "fair."

With scouts, I would have imagined that the aggrieved parties would start their own organization with the rules and bylaws they favored. Or, run their Girl Scout troop with more "boy like" activities. But it's not about equality or fairness....it's about making everyone else do what you want. OK, we accept your gay marriage, but if I don't celebrate it, there's a lawsuit waiting to happen. If I don't try to hinder your gay marriage, that's not enough...I have to be forced by the courts to bake a cake for it.

People who don't care about Boy Scouts are OK with this turn of events, but eventually the political correctness stupidity will affect something you DO care about.

But we need to,wreck the economies of the west to,clean up the 0.1% of pollution we haven't yet addressed.

If the earth is flat, why doesn't a flat earthier go,to,the edge to,get a picture and prove us all wrong?

I hadn't realized that "zesty" was a euphemism for "sexually assaulted and then had state troopers cover it up and your lawyer wife ruin the reputation of."

It's not disrespecting you to expect you to do a chore once in a while likes pick up your clothes so mom can vacuum or mow the lawn so dad can repair "your car" (which is really the car they own and insure, but is dedicated for your use).

"When you get home from school, could you pick up sticks in the yard so I can mow when I get home from working and grocery shopping?"
"OMG, they treat me like.a slaaaave."

This may be a difficult concept, but your parents are (probably) adults, taxpayers and homeowners, while the children are occupants of the living space they pay for and consumers of the goods and services they pay for, like food, utilities and auto insurance. If you really want to live your own life with the freedom to make all your own decisions, do,so as an adult--that is, you pay for your own expenses and provide your own resources...and not in their house. As Sheldon said, "Mi cathedral, mi regula."

Id buy an immediate annuity that would pay about 4.5% per month of the amount invested. Then when my bank balance returned to normal, I'd still be getting those gigantic. On they checks.

Oh, and kids and animals. I'd use some to help kids and animals.

Without saying if teachers are underpaid or overpaid or something else, I'll point out that they do get benefits most of the rest of us don't:
-All summer off plus a Christmas break plus maybe spring break vs. the rest of our two to four weeks of vacation.
-More job security than most of us and better insurance benefits.
-A pension.

Also, I and many other engineers work unpaid overtime to keep your car's air bags operating correctly or your plane safe or any of several other things. Teaching looks like a difficult job for someone like me, but for a person with a different mind set it could be perfect and also offer a lot of benefits besides the amount of the paycheck.

I'm shocked at any of you who would say shit or fuck to your mom. Doubly shocked at moms who use that language with their kids. But, I suppose *someone* has to be married to (or living with) those guys I see on cop reality shows who don't wear a shirt and have only one flip-flop on.

It must be a white male. That's right, the culprit for everything is white. And also male.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my protest against sexism and racism.

Some"one" screams? It's always a girl.

To be accurate, that's the cost of the RECEPTION. No mention of the cost of the dress...which apparently women sometimes spend >$5000 on for a one time use (today's dollars). Also, 30+ years ago, nobody had a destination wedding, obligating guests to,spend a buttload of money just to get to.

You can still have a reception in the equivalent in today's dollars. I've been to several where friends and relatives made the food and people served themselves buffet style. It might. It be a princess's dream wedding reception, but some couples foot their own bill rather than rely on daddy's limitless checkbook.

It's called "life." You have to put effort/time/expertise/conscientiousness into your efforts for any return or gain. Why don't friends just immediately become your BF without anything from your side? Why doesn't the object of your affection fall for you the second you notice him/her/whatever? Why doesn't your house clean itself? Why doesn't money fall into your pockets? Why does the person who gets in a program of exercise and eats healthy food and bypasses junk food get to look better and feel better that you when you do the opposite?

It's just not fair! Who do we sue?

That's why people laugh in your face when you say you want balance or fairness or even inclusivity when your version of inclusivity is based on excluding people.

Basic income: One more way for the government to subsidize your "correct behavior" with money taken from,others, and punish "wrong behavior" by withholding your money. Sit around and never agitate the status quo? Here's your monthly check. Fail a drug test(including nicotene, can't have smokers driving up society's health care costs)? You get less.

If you think the government doesn't already encourage/discourage certain actions, you haven't ever filled out a 1040. There are tax breaks (deductions and credits) for some actions and extra taxes for others. But yeah, let's get more of that. Let's give more power to Trump or Obama or whichever next one is worse than both.

Hilarious! The way drugs led to Michael jackson's unintentional death. It sorta came back to ironically bite Robin.

The Romans didn't have to,contend with unions or democrats.

The male penguin is in her phone as "free pebble."