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I tried to push the “Next” button. XD

Look how quickly that stout little guy gives affection. <3

I don’t know if I’d ask him to cut my hair, but I’d definitely bang Frank.

Well handled on both ends.

+100 for title

Reason #2,578 I love dogs.

“Delete my f*cking number” is the exact appropriate response.

I’m not even going to say I’m not crying. I totally am.

Love how the Grandpa is just as excited as all the kids. :)

I’m hoping what this means is that the driver will know the blood alcohol level of the potential rider.
Guys, my husband drives Uber and he’s had people puke all over (even though he is stocked with barf bags and offers them all the time), sneak in opened alcoholic beverages (illegal), leave drug paraphernalia in OUR FAMILY MINIVAN, and people have left their nearly passed out drunk friends for the last dropoff, putting him in a really difficult situation (one girl literally almost fell out after opening the door to get out - he had to reach back and grab her arm to keep that from happening, and another guy they left for last was so drunk he couldn’t even tell my husband where to take him and nobody had bothered to put in his address for him before taking off).
I think Uber drivers should be able to deny picking up super drunk people. They can always call a cab. Cabbies aren’t dealing with their own personal cars.

Whatta good boy.

This is... so disturbing...

When the masseuse says, “put your face here, and just relax your entire body as best you can”.

You tell ‘em, you adorable cupcake-headed child!

She is not amused.