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Blessed milk 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You know good and well your mother is going to beat your behind for doing that to the milk.
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What if he's just saying it so we don't look for the other ninja? 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Give me something to eat, the boy repeated with his eyes locked on Kawakami’s. He had no fear. Kawakami thought of the injustice of the boy’s penury. He thought of the lives he’d taken to protect the innocent. To settle the score for the defenseless. To bring fairness to the maligned. Yet, despite his lifetime of efforts to bring goodness to the world, here was this dirty child on his doorstep begging impetuously for food.
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The way of the shinobi ends with me, Kawakami decided long ago. Perhaps, he thought to himself. Perhaps.
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Kawakami invited the boy inside. [END]
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So the witch doctor has a new trick 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I showed this to the heroin addicts outside of my slummy city apartment. They asked where was the ‘Buy Now’ button.
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Did somebody say goodest boye? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Almost forgot the most interesting point. This happened in India. The article ended saying that the townspeople came to pay their respects not to the cow, not to the owner, but to the dog. Goodest boy, indeed.
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Did somebody say goodest boye? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The news article wasn’t clear. A cow touched a live wire, the owner was electrocuted tying to save the cow, then the dog died biting the cable to save the owner. The article ended saying ‘the dog also died’, so I’m guessing all three were killed. Quite sad, if so.
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Cat wife 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is anyone else wondering how a cat with no opposable thumbs is managing to hold a wrench?
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The World's Tallest Horse Alive Today --- Big Jake 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How do we know she’s not the world’s shortest woman? Needs banana for scale.
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Basically! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Damn, dude.
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What the world map sounds like on a piano 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Videos never get the looks and likes that they should but this one is vastly under appreciated. It’s actually pretty melodic (even with the rains down in Africa).
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Creative ad 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It looks like she’s drinking gasoline out of the tank for Pump #6.
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Setting a world record 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@tcole3710 is savage. You do not need to take a job at a nursing home. What you need is some Jesus. Can I get an amen?