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How could I have not known this 11 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
No you're supposed to learn the alphabet not that the word alphabet is made up of the first 2 letters of the remains of a long dead, not used, different version of what we use today you arrogant fuck
Don't worry I got it human 2 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
This is proof seals are water dogs and dogs are land seals
Nibba 2 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Damn straight nigger!
Romantic dad 7 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Well NOW they have to be for her!
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How to tell if you need to cut down to less than 3 cakes a day 6 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Maybe it's an allergic reaction?
Moms spaghetti 11 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
The world's biggest asshole.
Pineapple ganesh! India 5 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
The swastika is a symbol of spirituality and luck in many countries and religions. This was why the Nazis used it. Hitler used religious and occult symbols, myths, and legends to rally the German people and convince them that his Third Reich was preordained and protected by the gods.
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Both ways 11 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Servers get tips. Sure there are assholes that don't tip but most people do. In fact, most servers at most restaurants make far more in tips than their "higher paid" hourly co-workers. Because of this universal FACT the federal government has established a minimum wage for "tipped" employees that is lower than the prevailing wage for other positions. Even so, servers (the good ones) still generally make more than the kitchen staff and, in fact, at every restaurant I've managed my servers (the good ones) typically made more than me!
On the other side of the coin, it is not the customer's responsibility to make up the server's pay and that is not what tipping is. Normal human beings thank people who do things for them and in the monitarily driven society in which we live, cash is the easiest way to do that. Tip your server as a way of showing your appreciation based on the service you receive from him or her, not on what happens in the kitchen and not because you feel obligated.
Day 72583 without sex 1 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
That's 198 years and change. Damn you must be ugly!
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Beautiful 3 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
No that's a pupper. I don't know it could be named Art though.
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I think it looks badass 4 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
So... Desert camo? In the desert? Why would they use such a pattern?
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Science 7 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Your inability to question the dogma of popular opinions disguised as pseudo science is not a valid argument for it.
Coaster bro 2 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
That's some pretty heavy shit to lay on a motherfucker just trying to have a good time with some friends. Find another bar.
Alrighty then 16 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Hey tits is tits man!
Why aren't we funding this...?? 7 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Trains back in the 1800's had these seats too.
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oh the iron-e.. 13 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
Fucking liberal stupidity on display.
I didn't hear about it. Did you? 45 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
Except that Islam actually DOES teach terrorism and death to all infidels and DOESN'T teach peace and human rights and whatever other lies these defenders come up with. Go ahead and downvote the hell out of me but if any if you actually have any balls I DARE YOU to read the Quran and see for yourself. None of you will read my comments this far but I'll say it anyway: Sure most Muslims are not terrorists. Sure those that are are outlying extremists. But just because some interpret the Quran differently than others does not change the fact that the oppression of women and the spread of Islam by any and all means ARE THE BASIC TENETS UPON WHICH THIS "RELIGION" IS FOUNDED.
Best boyfriend of 2018 9 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
Ermmm... If she's got a phone in her hand why can't she just call or text? Why make the simple stuff so difficult?
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This is heartbreaking, mr school, wtf :( 25 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
Home economics covers a good chunk of these things. Also consumer math. What ever happened to those one things they used to have when I was in school that taught this stuff? What the heck were they called again? Oh yeah, parents.
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Bout to slay 4 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
Top of his class in what? Obviously not spelling.
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They might've just forgot 30 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
For fucks sake find another fucking job if it's so bad. You're not forced to work anywhere and if a job or boss is so terrible people don't work for him. Things change or he goes out of business. If he has plenty of employees it's obviously not so bad and you're just a whiney little bitch. Get over yourself. The world doesn't owe you a fucking thing!
One of the "sick" jokes James Gunn Made 13 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
And this is one of the thousands of reasons I don't watch anything that Disney owns. The mouse is a fascist.
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A friendly reminder 8 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
Anyone ever hear of unlimited data plans?
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His sister sucks 6 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
Incest is the best. Put your sister to the test!
Obama can not be reigned in 40 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
How many people in Chicago can afford that bullshit obummer forced on us again?
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Nature is brutal 6 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
So humans changing nature for our own benefit is a good thing now? Then quit bitching about deforestation and global warming!
Good old days when Apple laptops looked like children toys 4 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
They still are children's toys.
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You can’t take a bad picture of this architectural masterpiece: FallingWater 6 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
That's a Frank Lloyd Wright masterpiece you uncultured swine!
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A Reminder About The Forth of July 4 comments
guest · 19 weeks ago
Sounds like a 58 time loser to me.
Queso 3 comments
guest · 19 weeks ago
Cute little fluffer but I'd maybe go with mole instead of queso.
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Quokka tacticool defense measures 4 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
Hole up I remember someone on here posting these guys don't have any natural enemies so they're not scared of humans so who dafuk them niggas throwin babies at??!!
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True hero! 14 comments
guest · 29 weeks ago
You don't think ALL commercial pilots are trained and skilled to handle mid-air emergencies @famousone??? You really don't think that literally any commercial pilot could keep thier cool and land a plane with the loss of an engine and a loss of cabin pressure??? Try googling some stats. Airliners lose engines A LOT. They lose cabin pressure for various reasons relatively frequently too. You just don't hear about it because it's boring. The only reason this incident made news is because the pilot is a woman. Period. If it were a middle-aged white man you wouldn't know Jack about it. Granted passengers getting sucked out of holes is thankfully rare, but what happened in the cabin had no relationship to what happened in the cockpit and this pilot likely had no idea until the plane was down. Whoopty freaking do! She did her job. Like any other pilot would and has.
We could let it search the minefield maybe? *thinking 6 comments
guest · 29 weeks ago
You'll never hear "wish we had a dog" either. More ammo perhaps; air cover, maybe. You might even hear someone say he wished he was still at that brothel in Bangkok, but nobody is going to wish for a pet.
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What would you want? 6 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Upvote
If you only know The 4 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Until you want to break up and she threatens to kill her self. And even calls you after "downing a whole bottle of pills" true story, btw. Still with her in fact. Im so glad I stayed though.
When you fart in the cheese isle 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I work in a grocery store and whenever I have to fart I walk through the cheese department
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