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The solution in use is to tie a knot in the flag, and then fly it upside down.

*scanning his groceries at the 7/11*
Hey, I got an idea.

Nope. I've been cutting onions, I'm making a lasagna.

Where's the Brazzers logo on this picture?

'Here is the refund.'
*clenches right fist, punches right in the stomach*
'Oh, and here is the 10% inconvenient fee.'
*raises his left-hand middle finger*

Why this title? Are we supposed to be that dumb?

"would have been suffice"? Seems like she has been pretty upset by the contents of that message.

These people are weird. When someone tells me his food is vegan, I want to take a bite even more. A regular beefsteak? Yeah, I know what it tastes like. Extra-pepper green lentil steak con pesto verde? You got my attention here.

Thanks for the title that spoils the joke.

Do you want to life your way and be happy with that, or live longer and be bored? I get that overweight people spreading the false idea that obesity is OK for everyone is fucking infuriating ; however, if someone overweight knows the repercussions for his/her height and decided he/she does not care at all, well, why not let go? It does not hurt anyone else.

Just imagine the Time Warp dance from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, now.

Getting out of depression. What a majestuous feeling.

No, it's not. Many software use a picture of a hard disk drive now.

On His controller, the X button is "Randomize", but the Y button is "Fuck him up real bad". Trust me.

*HENCE they're sad.

"Whatever, you'll click on our shit anyways."

Sorry to be "that fucking guy", but this is basically what rape culture is about.

Workout or anything! That's the "Do something" principle: you should never wait for any happiness or good feelings to do something, because doing something makes you happy.