Comments

Fastest Judge Judy Case 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I am on the phone with the capsicum and will try again later on when we can video chat easily with each one on the phone with a friend who has been in contact for a while now. If you have already heard from them and they are not the same as you wish they would not be able to get this.
▼
Prosthetic eye 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I always wondered what it feels like to insert my penis in an eye socket. Will she get pregnant?
▼
Work perks 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I work at subway, apparently I'm now allowed to spread my manbutter on subs of customers who I think are cute.
▼
That's a man 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I have a dog, her dong is 3 inches long. Please help me extend it.
Well that's edgy 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Stupid trees
1
Best boss ever 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And then you gave the manager your vag to do as he pleased.
▼
Leave some girls for us 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I wear sunglasses on my FUPA, girls think it's a face and start giving me bjs.
Fishfood 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If I
How to easily attract girls 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'll be your bro with benefits,your secret Santa, your godfather. Anything to make you happy.
▼