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@guestwho My bf is of the same opinion. Apparently the bottom ones only work if you have a small dick.

Aw, shucks.

I must've missed this piece of news, so no. Was it at least a sea on Mars?

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Exactly, what could a baby do to be accused of witchcraft?

He had to cover it up with something though, right? Like some kind of laminate or glass... or is it so shiny on its own?

Wouldn't be the first time.

Coincidentally, the select few countries are the ones the US is bombing right now. Just saying. Sure, the initial fault is on Obama but Trump is sure as hell going to continue.
Also, fake passports are a thing. Anyone with enough wealth and connections to make a fucking bomb or get a gun also has enough wealth and connections to get a fake passport. In other words, it's not helping sort anything out, it's just screwing over the people who are too poor bypass the system.

Gurrrl, I wish. I got double Ds but somehow I can sleep on my belly so I got that going for me, which is nice. But I slouch all the time which sucks.

I'm female. I know. It's harder with big boobs though cause the bra cups get stuck on them. *insert sad pepe*. But pulling that off while driving...that must be a feat even if she was driving an automatic stick shift.

Good point indeed, I'm just skeptical of the fact that she took off her bra without taking off her T-shirt and while driving. And still, doubting something is not a reason to get so triggered and butthurt like bones over there.

Agreed.

Whoa there bones, no need to get triggered, I just pointed out an improbable, implausible "story". As kinghitler said, people make shit up very often.

@pokethebear yelling something while killing someone doesn't change the fact that a person will end up dead and that murder is a despicable thing. So why is that even relevant?
@trustnthngmulder so you mean, moderate Muslims? Or people who were born into a Muslim family but don't practice the religion? I'm not sure I get what you mean, I guess it's because neither of us are native English speakers. But do I understand correctly that what you mean are people who were born into a Muslim family, therefore have more experience with Islam than us average joes, but don't actively practice it?
Anyway there's a lot of bias and bigotry when it comes to Muslims, like yes a lot of terrorists are Muslims but those usually come from Shia countries (fundamentalist countries basically) but nobody ever mentions that Indonesia is the country with the most Muslims. You can be a Muslim as long as you're not also an Arab, if you are then everybody's suspicious.

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@trustnthngmulder Chill dude, I was talking about pokethebear who said "But muh Christians don't do that and they're also democrats!" while ignoring the fact that terrorism isn't exclusive to one faith, and also ignoring that when it comes to western civilization, Christians tend to be more autocracy-leaning than non-religious/spiritual people. I actually agree with you on the hero thing. Also, @silvermyth, I don't live in America either but I'm genuinely wondering why that matters in this context. We don't have to experience a school shooting to know about it if that's what you're getting at.

I dunno, I feel like blaming religion for indocrinating generations of people into believing there is an omnipotent, omniscient, invisible man in the sky who loves us all is pretty reasonable once you see all the suffering in the world and realize that the Great Space Wizard isn't doing shit about it.

Oh look, a Muslim hater. What a rare sight. NOT.
It's fundamentalism we need to get rid of, not blame one religion in particular. There are Muslim terrorists, Christian terrorists (does the name Breivik ring a bell?), Muslim fundamentalists (Saudi Arabia and other countries whose law derives from Sharia), Christian fundamentalists (Texas and other southern US states), good Muslims, good Christians. The more extreme you go, the worse. That's it. Don't stone someone else from stuff your group is guilty of as well.

Oh ok. Classy.

And yes I'm ready for the butthurt and hate.

Ehh, in my experience it all boils down to how good you are with makeup and how expensive are the products you use.

They are but nobody takes people on the internet seriously so the question is if those sterotypes are really being perpetuated or not, since this is supposed to be a joke.

Ehh more like stupid stereotypes, it's not like making a post on the internet actually discriminates anyone.

Not me but have you seen the movie? It's so goofy and hilarious!

Tempura tofu ftw! Also smoked tofu. I could eat that all day,