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Send the troops 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

The solution in use is to tie a knot in the flag, and then fly it upside down.

So the witch doctor has a new trick 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

*scanning his groceries at the 7/11*
Hey, I got an idea.

Did somebody say goodest boye? 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Nope. I've been cutting onions, I'm making a lasagna.

The World's Tallest Horse Alive Today --- Big Jake 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Where's the Brazzers logo on this picture?

Works 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Prison food is still free food.

Inconvenience fee 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

'Here is the refund.'
*clenches right fist, punches right in the stomach*
'Oh, and here is the 10% inconvenient fee.'
*raises his left-hand middle finger*

Few will get it 13 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Why this title? Are we supposed to be that dumb?

You sure thats not humpty dumpty tho 13 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Was going to post that exact link. Thank you :)

Which would you choose 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

"would have been suffice"? Seems like she has been pretty upset by the contents of that message.

There are vegans who choose to inspire others and then there's me 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

These people are weird. When someone tells me his food is vegan, I want to take a bite even more. A regular beefsteak? Yeah, I know what it tastes like. Extra-pepper green lentil steak con pesto verde? You got my attention here.

Your mom is a better weiner swallower! 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Thanks for the title that spoils the joke.

Good for you for having goals in life 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Do you want to life your way and be happy with that, or live longer and be bored? I get that overweight people spreading the false idea that obesity is OK for everyone is fucking infuriating ; however, if someone overweight knows the repercussions for his/her height and decided he/she does not care at all, well, why not let go? It does not hurt anyone else.

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Just imagine the Time Warp dance from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, now.

Anon is winning 18 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Getting out of depression. What a majestuous feeling.

Please insert disk 5 of 7 now!! 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

No, it's not. Many software use a picture of a hard disk drive now.

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There's a face 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Not only: pareidolia is why you see faces where there aren't (from the face on the moon to interpreting smileys), but also why you see animals or, actually, anything, while looking at clouds, or why you can hear patterns in random sounds :)

He needed a break after making them 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

On His controller, the X button is "Randomize", but the Y button is "Fuck him up real bad". Trust me.

Drugs are good kids 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

*HENCE they're sad.

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Spam 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Exactly what I had to say here. Somali and Arabic are the official languages of Somalia.

Buzzfeed is a child 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

"Whatever, you'll click on our shit anyways."

Lucifer morningstar 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Sorry to be "that fucking guy", but this is basically what rape culture is about.

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You must workout even if you don't feel good 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Workout or anything! That's the "Do something" principle: you should never wait for any happiness or good feelings to do something, because doing something makes you happy.