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Guys, I have watched porn and masturbate for maybe a year. I really want to stop. I'm Mormon, but I need to handle this on my own. So no bishop. Please help?

Gayyyyyyyyyyyy

*jizzes all over*

Fuck me big daddy

Ugly girl

I thought that it was blood

REEEEEEEPOOSSSTTT

A pack of gum is $1.00 nowadays.

That is a legit backpack you have there.

He's gonna get water all over the floor.

I would. Then I would make his life a living Hell. Then I would slowly choke him to death.

Is that Jeremy Renner?

*dolphin leaps gracefully out of the air into the hammock thingy and dies*

Roald Dahl you sly dog.

The part where David Bowie was in super tight tights while holding a baby was disturbing.

I'M NOT USING ENOUGH DUCT TAPE

Wow. Justin Bieber looks better without his stupid clothes and hairstyle. He has a clean cut with a sharp suit.

Middle chick loves it?

Sexiest

Your pants are riding pretty low dude. You're going to have to invest in some belts so your pants don't fall down. Why don't you try the store over there? Their belts are top notch.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you properly use there, there, their, they're, your, and you're.

PFFT. PHOTOSHOP

WARNING. A FAG IS HERE.

Twilight is the best book ever.

They start early

Dude. Whatup with your face.

So who got the baby?

Or explosive diarrhea.

This is shit

I wish I knew how to do parkour...