What I would do to have this

How do you even get on there?

just put a shark under the water and it will be alot more better:)

I am now dying to have this!

It would be a shame if while your on that, the rope snapped....

Yeah right. Mosquitos errywhere

chop chop motherfucker

just sit and enjoy nature, a crocodile will jump and eat you soon enough (;

By what if the branch broke and you were tangled in the blankets where would your mother be

The first thing I thought of was "10 points to whoever cuts the rope with a dart!"

*dolphin leaps gracefully out of the air into the hammock thingy and dies*