iwantasandwhich

iwantasandwhich


I like sandwiches! Bitches should make me fucking sandwiches! Btw, I'm a girl so don't mistake me for a sexist guy, I just really fucking like sandwhiches

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British to American slang 32 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
That's exactly what they say about the way we speak
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So this is a thing 13 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Holy shit I can't believe I actually did that last year....I had way too much time on my hands lol
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If only I knew how to face swap 12 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Not that slow lol I posted this like a couple of minutes after I commented. If you really dig into my pics you'll find it haha
We The People vs The Government 21 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
I agree with the fact that the government should be serving and representing us but it hasn't been doing a good job of that.
Happy cat 7 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
May you rest in peace Robin Willams 27 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Guys, a new Night At The Musium movie is coming out and he is going to be there! We still get to see one more new movie of his before never getting anything else....such a tragedy.... :,(
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During an argument 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Whenever I'm home alone I fill up my bathtub with peanut butter, listen to Taylor Swift, eat a sandwich and pretend like I'm a caterpillar
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Why I think parents should have phones. 16 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
that awkward moment when you're reading this comment, and you can't stop reading because you are so intrigued by it, that you keep reading, and then you realize it says nothing important.
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Dear Straight People. 18 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
As a lesbian woman this made me tear up a little, but not sad tears. Happy tears, proud tears.
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I can't believe people can be so heartless! The nerve of some people... 50 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Wearing nothing but a pair of one size too small speedo's someone should go to the property line, turn their back to them and start doing squat thrusts !
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The Real Eye of The Tiger 15 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
I'm a girl and I think the comment was funny, chill dude lol
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King For a Day 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
The second I read the title I thought of the song by Pierce The Veil ft Kellin Quin called King For A Day haha
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Dangerous love at first sight 7 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Exactly.
Twitter Twats 20 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
I'm going to put some continents on my sandwhich
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Great pizza service 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
There is this chicken restaurant by my house where I would walk to every day to eat and use free wifi since at the time I had no cable at home and my mom had taken away my internet from my phone so it only worked with wifi. Anyways, I went there every day for weeks. Then I stopped since I was unemployed at the time and I wanted to save money. 2 weeks went by and I got a new job so when I went back, the second I entered the store, the smile on the workers face was pretty priceless and he told me to order anything I wanted, it was on the house. That was pretty cool
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The balance of the universe must be restored 12 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
He isn't collecting tarantulas but what he is doing is much worse
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I would die. 19 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Is it that country that's within that one continent? You know, the one next to the ocean?
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Recurring mind f*ck... 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Guys, I think my left eye is twitching. Things like this make my eye twitch
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Driving through a forest fire 7 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
I say why not? LIVING LIKE LARRY!!
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Dangerous love at first sight 7 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Love at first sight doesn't exist. You can't fall in love with someone just from looking at them. When you fall in love with someone, you fall way past their looks. You fall for their personality, and their flaws, and the crazy things they do, and the beautiful and the ugly and so much more. Plus it takes time to actually fall in love with someone. That's why the term "love at first sight" bothers me. I prefer to call it attraction at first sight.
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Ever wonder what being a black man in China is like? It's kind of like this 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
I wanna go to China now. Maybe then I'll feel loved for once
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Youtube Comments Comp 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
I wish I could make clever comments like that... :/
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O 26 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
No one deserves to be cheated on. There is never a good reason for it. The way I see it, if you're unhappy, leave. Don't make matters worse.
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Spinal Destination. 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
Anytime someone cracks their neck and body parts around me, especially when it's really loud, I cringe
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3D printed cast with ultrasound to heal bones faster 13 comments
iwantasandwhich · 6 years ago
I can only imagine how expensive that would be in comparison to regular casts and I can barely afford those
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