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guest · 6 years ago

I was thinking wth because Halloween has passed and I would have totally done this, but I think I am going to put one in my yard anyway.

Stop this bullshit 32 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Your sister in law needs to get it together and stop buying dogs. WTF.

Cabbage 10 comments

guest · 6 years ago

He is not even trying to make it look big by the way he is holding it.

Raising little men 18 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Do something without posting it on social media. He is probably a total POS

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Work smarter, not harder 11 comments

guest · 6 years ago

moving a treadmill sucks...

He's cheating 12 comments

guest · 6 years ago

When I was married, my husband would lock his phone and I could never see it and then one night he had it plugged in and a text message went off on the lock screen (kinda late) from a girl that he had met recently (who had gone on trips with his sports team) that said "Is she home? Can we talk?" So, I personally wouldn't trust anyone who would not let you see their phone. Obviously he is my ex now.

Bread substitutes 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I would like to see the cucumber cut a little thinner.

First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner. 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

This is the real advice. I knew a guy once who would get sauce on cheeks up to almost his ears...it was insane. I always wondered if there would be a woman out there for him. Probably not.

You're not broke 7 comments

guest · 6 years ago

My pockets are full on chapstick and kleenex and my gas tank is about 1/2 tank...what does that mean?

Get rich or die tryin 9 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"that's a lot of porridge to stir" - hahaha, is this a saying somewhere? I am going to use this a lot from now on just to make conversations awkward.

“I never thought my life would be anything but catastrophe!” 7 comments

guest · 6 years ago

YES. I am pregnant though and I don't ever want to get out of bed.

Hidden gem 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

cheesy.

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I just got in a fight with my mom cause I needed her to put money in my account 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

unless you ARE under 18, then you need to grow up. God I hope my kid doesn't fight with me about putting money in his account as an adult. It's not cute or funny to post about it either.

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I just got in a fight with my mom cause I needed her to put money in my account 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Comforting dogs 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

and why can't we actually say heckin?

Cosplay on a low budget 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Nivea is not all the cheap

Kinda curious 45 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"not be allowed" vs. "choose not to use" - two different things.

Off by a day 11 comments

guest · 6 years ago

You would set your own time and date on the old cameras...it was probably off (not reset during daylight savings or something).

Christmas in august 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I get an email and updates for every Amazon order...it's almost too much. How did this not happen to the account holder?

Don't f**king open at 9am paul?! 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I would buy wine a lot at the one wine store in the city I lived in (maybe 3-4 times a week)...YES, I was drinking a lot of wine at the time and have since stopped, BUT a new guy in the store who I had seen twice said, "WOW you are in here A LOT!" I started going to a different store - not a good thing to say to your customers.

Orange bulb 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

How are you supposed to put that in your refrigerator, it will roll away.

#momlife 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

That's every single mom, why bother making a meme over it.

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Facebook love 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Me likey.

Soul survivor 13 comments

guest · 6 years ago