First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner.

5 years ago by rosalinas · 1449 Likes · 8 comments · Popular

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First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner.

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freudiandip · 5 years ago · FIRST

I become a whiny bitch when I get sick so hopefully I'll stay healthy forever

guest · 5 years ago

No chill in that title.

jasonmon · 5 years ago

Yep, definitely upvoting this for the title

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coldpasta · 5 years ago

But at the end of the Keanu movie Speed he says "I've heard relationships...
...based on intense experiences never work."
So which is true??

shadylady · 5 years ago

They're not telling you to base the relationship on some feelings brought on by sharing intense experiences together (which is what the movie says). They're telling you that by seeing how your SO behaves under the mentioned circumstances you'll get to see their true nature which can be eye opening for you.

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xvarnah · 5 years ago

You also have to have seen them eat chicken wings in public

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guest · 5 years ago

This is the real advice. I knew a guy once who would get sauce on cheeks up to almost his ears...it was insane. I always wondered if there would be a woman out there for him. Probably not.

freudiandip · 5 years ago

My SO eats hot wings with his entire face and it's adorable. Step up, guest

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First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner.

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