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It’s worse when they’re tattooed on ..

Hard to feel sorry for child molesters. I’m sure most parents would react the same way. Dad justice .

Perfect front and side air bags

Beautiful

He’d fight you for the last donut

Spanx?

Welcome to Jurassic Park

Look at that dude furiously writing as the board gets erased ..

Did you get a charger with that cat?

6 things, I’m wearing a scarf

She could have saved herself the bother of 2 cover up tattoos by just dating guys named Chris

Well the sign Does say “happy to help” . Whatcha need ladies?

And?

Because cats are assholes

Carolla’s barrel ? Must have been downhill in a tailwind

Suck it Aunt Diane and Uncle Keith’s ribs .. More cake for the rest of us .

Is he kinda looking like Quagmire now days?

Take your kids somewhere else , no big deal

To catch the bear you must first be the bear

But she ain’t messin with no broke.............

Fake baby talk is the most obnoxious of all the languages .

They’re Always from Florida

Poop face

Nope...

Mistakes we’re made. Let’s never speak of it again

They don’t like bendy straws either

It’s Always Florida Man