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You can which one is which based on grain patterns

I like that though. They offer a quicker way lmfao

Isn't it the higher the number the closer to the bomb it was?

Oh that's spot on right there.

10/10 would watch.

That makes a lot of sense. Funny thing is that this is precisely the opposite of what the liberals in America tell thier minions, and ol' Matt here is a liberal.

2007 must have been one hell of a stressful year!

Where does she say she sweats too much? Why is she so sweaty?

It's not the job it's because you're all fucking illegals!

It's not as much that society has taught us to mask our emotions as it is that no one seems to give two shits to listen. Including the women in our lives.

"functioning" socialist society is an oxymoron, as no socialist society has ever functioned as envisioned for anyone except those in charge in the history of mankind. Under socialism no one would be a home owner here except Mr Krabbs, who is certainly part of the elite ruling class. Probably just a lackey, but certainly not in the proletariat. As for Sandy, chances are, as an outsider, she would have mysteriously disappeared long ago, but if she would have somehow managed to ingratiate herself into the government's favor she would have funding to do only the "research" she was permitted to do. Probably a lot of inhumane experiments on Patrick since the mentally challenged have never been considered human beings under socialism.
No, bikini bottom is simply an acid trip, not a utopian destination.

Steve was from New York, not the redneck south. They didn't treat blacks like that in the north so he would never have experienced it. They did, however, treat the Irish like shit.

Where's that kitteh's other leg?

This song sucked in 1994 and it sucks in 2018.

You mean like when obummer held his presser for Obama(doesn't)care surrounded by "doctors" in lab coats who were ALL paid actors?

Yeah yeah he's Chester and all that but I'm more interested in how often the dude with the phone must get arrested if the police are listed in his phone as HOME!

Google attack of the killer tomatoes. I'm telling you this kid knows what's up.

Love that the teacher gave them an A+

Always cheaper if she has an accident than divorce.

Urmmm... There's more forested land in the world today than at any time in history. Trees are being planted at a much faster rate than they're being cut, and have been for about the past 15 or 20 seconds (according to this silly scale).

After reading some of the inane comments here I weep for our future. And I await the inevitable visit from the snowflake police because I'm sure some of you are crying now.
Btw you better come heavy mother fuckers because I'm armed!

Well that's not at all freaky!