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Pigeon poops portrait of itself on a leaf 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Majestic
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There's someone for everyone 17 comments
guest · 1 year ago
It’s not the skin tone that’s attractive, it’s the facial structure. White people are beautiful.
Quick math 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
No one’s a tranny, the fads over. How many goth or greaser or emo kids do you see that are 50? Just hope you did some superficial cross dressing, your friends and family can chirp you a bit. Any permanent carcinogenic mutilation will be regretted.
Who else has a junk drawer 31 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Canada here, junk drawer.
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Good business idea 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Would’ve worked better with an Applebee’s pic, y’know, for that applebum.
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Anon likes the simple things 11 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Uses manual door..., for chrissakes let’s put an automatic door on bathroom exits already!
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Anon discovers his ancestry 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
The Japanese came from the Korean Peninsula. Same reason the free look like drunk, fat, lost Mongolians.
I want to say she's pretty,but...Does that mean...He's...Pretty..Too? 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
It’s always amazing when people are oblivious to the fact that they are fucking themself.
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Communist 41 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Toilet paper, soap, pedicures.
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Multiplication taught in a way we can all understand 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
The “new math” doesn’t approve.
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Just...Wow! 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
That’s impossible, the Indians hadn’t even invented a wheel, let alone metallurgy or currency. If Sid Meier’s Civilization was real life, the Indians were losing bad.
Chapter 25: When shit got real 68 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Chapter 35: the way out is through
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That is good man 31 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Deserves to be assaulted?
3 inches is 3 inches 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Fake
Stupid people 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Any place that ends in “stan” civilized people should avoid. There was a girl who did this same thing, they raped that kafir and slaughtered her. People love these stories because it’s nice to see some vindication.
When your idiot friend whose spent too much time in Uni, constantly preaches about how gentle and misunderstood bears and how you shouldn’t live in a world of fear and hate, gets mauled by one; that little smile in the back of your mind is a gift from god.
It's sODIum CLOriDe 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I like Nolan’s gimmick, like in inception they just skipped over the “tech” that allows for shared dreaming.
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Remembered for one thing 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Gross
Based moreen 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Hard times make great people, great people make soft times, soft times make weak people, weak people make hard times.
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Ancient aliens? 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
He’s not wrong, but how did the pyramids latitudinal coordinates equal the exact speed of light? That’s an awfully big coincidence.
Enchanting table wedding 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Until the bugs arrive... rustic
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U mean Congrachoolayshuns 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
People from Massatwoshits
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Contributing nothing 17 comments
guest · 1 year ago
This.
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This is awesome 16 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Great font. Postmodern bullshit ideas.
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Four Generations, (L to R) 21, 40, 65, 95 14 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Age when she has her kid
30, 25, 19. Getting more irresponsible with each generation.
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Crime? What's that? 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
White people!
Great to be rich 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Gee how does he stay in such great shape?
This one gets it 27 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Alberts daughter
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Cool eyes 3 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I imagine he emits a smell of compost, estrogen, and patchouli.
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Excuse me... What? 15 comments
guest · 1 year ago
What race?
Excuse me... What? 15 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Finally, environmentalists find the source of most problems. Poor dirty people with low IQ’s dragging down the world with their “human rights”.
Hero 10 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Turkey is the highest rated country with a muslim majority population, at 62nd; that means there’s 61 other ways to live that are better than under islam.
I laughed way too hard at this 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Engineers drive, conductors sleep.
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Wtf nicolas cage? 3 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Raising Arizona
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Cool horror makeup 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
He’s wearing eyeliner on his good eye; calm down sir, you look like an asshole.
Hurts like hell tho 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Parenthood
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Break my bones 12 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Ability to drink milk, just another white privilege.
Muricans 13 comments
guest · 1 year ago
There is such a thing as racial bias where we don’t notice the small differences in other races features.
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Relieving good memories 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I’m okay with segregation.
If anyone finds out let me know! 3 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Opiates
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Temporary children 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Then criticize; prove that shouldering responsibility and being a reliable member of your immediate family, community and species doesn’t equate to a sense of peace. When you’re young the ‘pursuit of happiness’ is all encompassing, as a side note what most people refer to as happiness is just distraction from their discontent, but happiness is one of many emotions. Learning to function while happy, sad, angry, afraid is called maturity. But just functioning as a mature adult doesn’t satisfy our innate need to be indispensable to our social set. I had an account, I just post as a guest lately.
Well, hasta la vista Susan 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Of course the US courts are now making ex-husbands pay for any children their ex-wives have AFTER the divorce. Even if the new biological father is in the picture, the judge will just take whoever earns the higher wage and gives it to the baby cannon.
#malepriv #equality
Marvel shower thoughts 12 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Magnetos helmet was specially designed to block telepathy, it’s not just the metal. Otherwise any classic metal soldiers helmet would render prof X useless.
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Cute 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Creepy friend zone
Temporary children 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
You’re missing the point of life, responsibility will give you peace and contentment. In generations past they couldn’t wait to grow up, now every other kid is a brony, a tranny, or arrested development.
Pfft losers 18 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Qatar, people like soccer more than basic human rights otherwise the world would boycott the next World Cup.
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This rainbow around the airplane’s shadow 1 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I think you’re being sighted
I'm gay 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Homosexuality is caused by hormonal imbalance in utero; while it’s unavoidable as a biological deviation the negative effects of a homosexual lifestyle can be mitigated through education and support. Socially it equates to pure hedonism and it’s practitioners add a negative sum to the human species but as the deviation is 2-3% these sums can be made up for by a tolerant society.
When astronomy is life 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Well that’s fucking awesome
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Women 3 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Just wait till your toddler climbs in in the middle of the night and a 15lbs cat stretches out. I sleep on the couch.
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Checkmate 22 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Wow really?! Islam is instigating somewhere in the world? Look at my total lack of surprise...