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She stopped to put glasses on.

Oh na na, where's ma house

The only superhero who didn't fuck up and kept his identity a secret.

What does 'MFW' mean?

(' - ') (._. ) (._.) ( ._.) (' _ ')

Personally, I've surpassed the point of trying to hide the fact that I'm watching porn. Before I start, I usually put up a sign like, "pettin' my cat" (I don't have a cat) and then get down to business.

Friend or foe, it always irritates me when poeple ask. I took the time out of my day to the work for my grade and you're pretty much just piggy backing me for an A.

I also count the inch before zero when measuring things like that.

I tried to use chatroulette and I couldn't understand what anyone was say and gave up.
(ps. anyone know what ATL means?)

Arrested for public indecency.

and then you skip a day of school hoping to do finish the assignment before a class starts only to end up play games all day.

What if I told you you only need so much nitrogen air before the chips start reverting to potatoes

It makes me happy that someone took the time to make this.

THERE ARE FISH DROWNING IN EVERY OCEAN AND RIVER AS WE SPEAK!!!

So technically.. I'm 18?

And sheep in germany think in german.

Is there a way to change usernames? I made one in the heat of a moment and I've regretted it since. It's too embarrassing to even comment with it.

*Curls up with laptop in one corner of the room and doesn't move for 3 hours*

I hate when the punchline is in the title. It takes something away from the funniness of it.

Thank you. People are always trying to blame the victim for rape when that isn't the case. I can wear baggy clothes, go to church everyday and always be home by 7pm, but it can still happen.

Oh My God. I saw the pictures. Will Smith actually has another son.

When I was younger, I had thoughts of suicide. The only thing that prevented me from following through was the thought of all the books I wouldn't be able to read and the series I'd never finish.

I must have went to the wrong school because I knew about most of these things before I even got to middle school.

Why does he capitalize the first letter of every word???

I almost drowned in the sarcasm

This.

*gotta

I can feel your breath on the back of my neck

I wrote it like Wensday up until 7th grade when I was told you can't sound out all words.

imgur.com

OH MY GOD! What is it?!! I don't have an account and I can't see it. Why won't anyone just say what it is?

I'm 16 and work a part time job. I'm trying to save up so that the money for basic living expenses when I get to college. I live in a low income family so what's been happening is that every time I get my check, my Mom asks for money over and over again until I'm left with what a fraction of what I had, yet whenever I try to refuse her she brings up the fact that she raised me and gave me everything she could..etc until I feel guilty and give it to her anyway. She doesn't even use it for things she needs, she buys cigarettes, clothes, and so on. I don't know how to avoid giving her money. Somehow this has become a confessional. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to stop it?

What're you talking about. It's the couple that's photo bombing Zach.

Yesssssssss

Am I the only one who starts clicking on random links after the video is over until you've spent an hour watching cat videos?

Cat 1: I'm not sure I can do this.
Cat 2: C'mon man, you got this.
Cat 1: You sure?
Cat 2: Of course. Would I lie to you?
Cat 1: Okay, here goes...

On a completely random note... I love cooking mama.

Where can I but this?

I love how so many of the voice actors faces match the cartoon character. It's like they were meant to be.

Me when I was younger and my mom would try to cover my eyes when someone in a movie started getting it on.

Am I the only one who thinks he was serious at first and then changed his mind when he heard about the thousand dollar watch...

Just choked dinner all over my computer... worth it.

omg. At first I thought there was just glued fluff to her flip flopd

They're dead fucking serious.