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Something or other changes about tax returns every year so whatever you may have learned in school would be incorrect by the time you used it anyway. Oddly enough tax return forms have something we like to call instructions. Perhaps the problem isn't that you weren't taught how to do taxes in school, but that you weren't taught reading comprehension?

Why in hell would I not eat meat? This post makes no sense to me.

No, that's liberal bumper sticker pablum, not maturity. Maturity is not getting "offended" when someone says "no, that's liberal bumper sticker pablum, not maturity."

Well she looks like a man so I doubt any of the women knew any different and her husband was probably relieved he didn't have to endure any more pegging.

I know I felt great when I replaced my gold digger ex girlfriend!

Sounds like something someone leading a conspiracy would say.

And we can totally believe everything China says. They would totally never lie to the rest of the world about anything. Neither would North Korea, Iran, Russia.....

So he's looking for a fat chick or he's just blanket insulting all the women on the app?

Seems fishy.

Quintuplets?

Look pretty darn tasty from my angle!

Asians.
Can't.
Drive.

What kind of pussy ass country has to have a geriatric old woman protecting them? You realize she's not even English right? This is why your bitch asses couldn't keep ahold of all your colonies.

I've never been to a movie theater in America that had assigned seating. I've also never met anyone who wouldn't just sit together anyway since all the seats would be empty. Is this some weird ass European stupidity or just a bullshit story?

That Salmon's name is Ella.

I give facials a hell of a lot cheaper than that!

Actually his primary goal was to control the humidity in the printing room of the publishing house he worked for so the paper would lay flat in the presses (conditioning the air). Technically the cool air was a side effect.

In the immortal words of Judge Smails: "The world needs ditch diggers too!"

Yeah but I've got it so much worse than you. Quit complaining.

Eww a car that crashes and catches fire every time someone turns on autopilot.

Dancing Queen

Coffee + sugar doesn't make creamer.

70's here and yeah we had all that shit way back in the stone age.

Nah dawg you can keep that one to yourself.

While also being required to be there 15min early

Great till it runs then you didn't spend 20 cents on them you spent 20 dollars and are fucked

Dang darn shoot

Maybe it's a joke about black guys running out on you when she needs her man's help?

No cellular network, GPS, or phone is that precise to differentiate a location in a matter of inches.

What does this even mean? Is this about guys judging girls? Cause I'm sure 7/10 guys would still fuck a chubby short girl if she has the right hip to waist ratio... And if she does not, then she probably does look like Danny . If you are a chick with all her teeth, long hair, does not smell bad and not obese, you are the most beautiful girl to some guy/girl. Stop judging yourself.