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Parallelogram Season is upon us! 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Ok fun with ignorant liberals time. Exactly how is Trump making "taxs" fucked up in your world? BTW it's "taxes" dear.
Parallelogram Season is upon us! 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Something or other changes about tax returns every year so whatever you may have learned in school would be incorrect by the time you used it anyway. Oddly enough tax return forms have something we like to call instructions. Perhaps the problem isn't that you weren't taught how to do taxes in school, but that you weren't taught reading comprehension?
Also easier to convince 1/7 of the world to not eat meat everyday 15 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Why in hell would I not eat meat? This post makes no sense to me.
Get your facts straight 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Exactly correct. He was fighting the police. The psycho white kid went along peacefully. It doesn't matter what color your skin is if you do not comply with an officer's instructions you're gonna have a bad day.
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How tho? Guess im gonna be immature forever hahahuhu 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
No, that's liberal bumper sticker pablum, not maturity. Maturity is not getting "offended" when someone says "no, that's liberal bumper sticker pablum, not maturity."
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She took revenge f*cking to a whole new level 13 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Well she looks like a man so I doubt any of the women knew any different and her husband was probably relieved he didn't have to endure any more pegging.
There's no better feeling than replacing a dirty sponge 11 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I know I felt great when I replaced my gold digger ex girlfriend!
Dear Flat Earther's 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Sounds like something someone leading a conspiracy would say.
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Musk, get in the game man 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
And we can totally believe everything China says. They would totally never lie to the rest of the world about anything. Neither would North Korea, Iran, Russia.....
If you're gonna make a tinder, take notes from this guy 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
So he's looking for a fat chick or he's just blanket insulting all the women on the app?
Am I stoopid ? 11 comments
guest · 2 years ago
You can what?!?
#manism 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
If you don't do this, are you good? 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That's a real medical condition call discom-bebop-bulation.
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Light water damage 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Seems fishy.
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Boom! You looking for this? 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Quintuplets?
When you try to fit into your old clothes 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Look pretty darn tasty from my angle!
Literally 9 minutes later 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Asians.
Can't.
Drive.
Elizabeth II, Protector of britain 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
What kind of pussy ass country has to have a geriatric old woman protecting them? You realize she's not even English right? This is why your bitch asses couldn't keep ahold of all your colonies.
A true champion! 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I've never been to a movie theater in America that had assigned seating. I've also never met anyone who wouldn't just sit together anyway since all the seats would be empty. Is this some weird ass European stupidity or just a bullshit story?
Pro-fish-iency 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That Salmon's name is Ella.
This is crazy 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I give facials a hell of a lot cheaper than that!
This is Willis Carrier, the inventor of air conditioning. KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Actually his primary goal was to control the humidity in the printing room of the publishing house he worked for so the paper would lay flat in the presses (conditioning the air). Technically the cool air was a side effect.
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Some people just aren't made for it 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
In the immortal words of Judge Smails: "The world needs ditch diggers too!"
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I hate people 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Yeah but I've got it so much worse than you. Quit complaining.
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Eww gas 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Eww a car that crashes and catches fire every time someone turns on autopilot.
Over sharing 49 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Dancing Queen
Well done 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Coffee + sugar doesn't make creamer.
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Not so special anymore 21 comments
guest · 2 years ago
70's here and yeah we had all that shit way back in the stone age.
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I too, like to show off my most valuable treasure 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Nah dawg you can keep that one to yourself.
Waiting grinds my gears 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
While also being required to be there 15min early
Stockings With Pre-Painted Toenails Are The Latest Trend In Japan 16 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Great till it runs then you didn't spend 20 cents on them you spent 20 dollars and are fucked
Batson 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
If they are they are dicks. "Oh no lil' Brucy's parents died. Think we should care for him and raise him? Nah let the butler take care of it." Fuck them
Oh. Oh no. 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Dang darn shoot
Ever been this starved for interaction 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Right I agree with @naughtybear. People just describe other and they obviously enjoys each other's presence so stfu
I'm not sure 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Ok so "black dad go poof!"
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I'm not sure 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Maybe it's a joke about black guys running out on you when she needs her man's help?
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This school is on the time zone line between EST and CST 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
No cellular network, GPS, or phone is that precise to differentiate a location in a matter of inches.
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You're not good enough to compare yourself to The Danny Devito 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What does this even mean? Is this about guys judging girls? Cause I'm sure 7/10 guys would still fuck a chubby short girl if she has the right hip to waist ratio... And if she does not, then she probably does look like Danny . If you are a chick with all her teeth, long hair, does not smell bad and not obese, you are the most beautiful girl to some guy/girl. Stop judging yourself.