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Guess you have to kill yourself then. No loss

Not the point, but: When derision has been or is dangerous, jokes are no longer funny.
It’s very simple. If a group has been targeted, it’s not clever to reference the things that were used to set them apart. If a group had had violence against them, referring to the violence in the past or present isn’t a joke. It’s just stupid.
Refusing to acknowledge someone’s pain because being stupid is more fun for you has never been a valid defense. ‘I was stupid/didn’t realize i could know better and I’m sorry; I don’t reference that anymore’ - valid! Can you Buh-leeve all this whining about someone making a joke?!?! - NOT valid. Acknowledging your mistakes means owning that it may reverb in the future and accepting the fallout. He’s doing that. You’re not. Grow up.

FULL offense; whatchu mean NO offense.

Oh Lord. This is a whole luggage store of baggage to unpack. Just NO. In the name of good sense, no parades for people of either gender who act decently.

Love this so much.

They are, though. Hating the government is passive. It’s a reasonable response to a monarchy or dictatorship, but not a republic. We have a representative form of government which means YOU have to paRTICIPATE. Washing your hands of this fuckery is a lie you tell yourself.
If the government is a problem you ‘hate’, either 1) you hate that it’s a mess or 2) hate that other people’s votes and opinions had the power to create laws you disagree with.
If it’s 1), yeah you do hate the country. Move to a country that doesn’t require any effort from its citizens to be successful. If it’s 2), you prolly spend a lot of time wishing you could help people different than you understand “real” reality and stop whining. So you hate the concept that things aren’t exactly what is convenient for you. In which case: you like the government locally but do hate most of the country. Stop being a whiny baby & DO THE WORK required to understand why other humans have reached alternate conclusions.

This desire to see breasts in video games is so ridiculous. Get it together, weirdos.

Well, that IS why she exists; to gather up rando opinions. No need to imagine she has any motivations or plans. She’s just a pic to you, deep thinker, so that MUST BE all there is. After all, no one is as clever as you are...and since you’re brick stupid, that does limit what thoughts anyone could ever have. Moron for writing and brain-dead moron for reposting it here.

Die in a fire

Ah-ha; a real Festuvis!!

Use MS Publisher. Much better than Word for that type of stuff

Stfu

100% of ppl did nOT ASK. OMG. You get butthurt about someone doing something you don’t like - far away from you - and feel like the hero of your video game got attacked.
Damn, son, keep your face hold closed if you can’t develop chill. No one gets up in the morning and hopES WITH ALL THEIR HEART that random weirdos really appreciate the effort they put into being the best scenery they could be. Punkass baby.

Michael Jackson’s daughter in the sense that he raised her. Whether he sired her is a separate question. However, she’s not his asterisk kid; she’s his daughter. Just - maybe not biologically.

Disagree. Situation: Senior exec offers intern feedback on deliverable. Intern uses social nicety to make feedback stop. Exec cannot change that intern is beeeg hotshot in own mind, so remains quiet. Either intern will succeed or intern will fail, but can’t spoon feed a closed mouth.

Ultimate POWAH! Everyone does what the stoplight says and no one gets mad at it.

So fantastic

Triple Combination - Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants, and Pearl of Great Price. Probably a high schooler, because church class for teenagers every school day and name written down the side. Not a church bathroom because wrong tile. Diagnosis: picture taken in Utah or Arizona

Beside the point, but honestly - what’s with downing spouses on the internet? She (he?) “let [my] husband”. Such uncooperative, praiseless language. How difficult is it to say something more like: ‘my husband took on labeling the spices’. It’s just unnecessary to say you ‘let’ your partner be involved in home management.

Well, he has no military experience and cites no military folks, but sure King Trashheap Hyperbole definitely has valid and worthwhile opinions on lots of areas of expertise. Absolutely.
Everytime he opens his mouth, I just want to say, ‘Sit down. No, no. Have a seat. Nooo. Nope, sit down.’ He had the speech patterns of a small child. Impossible to listen to.

That’s totally normal. It will never go away but you can work on thought patterns to help you when it paralyzes you from doing something worthwhile (like buying an investment or taking a better job).

A desire to have a sense of outrage is direct proof that you aren’t the underdog you wish you were. If this were a thing (it’s not), it still wouldn’t affect you personally. Take your wish to have a kind and just world and find something actually righteous to put the energy toward.

Where is this from? Or did you draw it yourself?

Oh my GOD. If you don’t “get” the humor sensibilities of someone who doesn’t look like you, SHUT UP. Stop being butt-hurt because people have different thoughts than you. Dumbass

The *cardboard cutouts, not girls. Post all fixed!

Nope!

That’s such an amazing face! It’s the same as Jim staring at the camera but more powerful because more reserved.

Ahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!

The caption reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes comic where Calvin is pounding nails into the coffee table. His mom says, “What are you doing?!?!” (Then a static panel with no dialogue) And he says, “Is that a trick question?”

People who study power and control (laws) focus on getting it.
People who spend their time fixing injustice want to write better laws.
People who study truth are also doing what they want with their time. It’s not outside scope for someone to love science and politics, but it’s not as clearly intertwined.
Fewer scientists thus run for office or advocate for science in politics. Since they aren’t there, politicians can easily make a decision that they aren’t needed. Yes, politicians should be less stupid and entitled. But in a republic (the way the U.S. chooses to do it anyway), it’s almost a job requirement to be that way. The politicians who DO meet with scientists and make good decisions don’t always prevail.

“Look, imagine you’re at a table and everyone’s eating. Except you - who didn’t get a plate. So you say, I want food. Everyone stops eating and looks at you. Someone says, we all want food! And everyone goes back to eating.”

I mean, it CAN be. But it can also be attributed to other things...

This is not coming soon - it’s here. ‘Inside out umbrellas’ are widely available and there’s already a ton of generics, both manufactured in the US and overseas.

“Uh, I meant anything that doesn’t add a social debt I’ll have to pay later...”

Cat.exe has stopped working. Please restart.

Great. Unicorns look derpy.

King of the fuckbois, being clever for his little kingdom...

I snorted.

Doesn’t matter to you. You don’t think the world is dangerous and cruel because you realized someone elses sense of fun is worth much, much more than your personal sense of security or belief that laws are supposed to be good and helpful. And that goes down to babies and institutes the law of the jungle, but stacked for the incompetent, pretty, and boorish. With too many complicit, selfish, stupid members of your own species.

Put it back or so help me......!

I don’t understand why this helps?

Y u so invested in a sharing society failing? It’s cause you don’t want to, huh?

This is a really upsetting compliation. Wow

Y u do this?

It’s counts. Knowledge you know how to find is still knowledge you have available.

That’s so sweet!!!