Comments

Kudos on the title!

My children and I have discussed this at length. What makes Umbridge even more vile and wicked than Voldemort is the fact that Voldemort is blatantly evil. He makes no effort to hide or disguise his desire for power or the fact that he will stop at nothing to get it. Umbridge, on the other hand, uses the pretense that she is behaving in a way that is “good”, “pure” or “for the best”. She twists others’ words and actions to get her way (“I WILL HAVE ORDER!!”), and constantly abuses her authority while acting as though she isn’t doing anything wrong or inappropriate. She speaks in her stupid, “friendly”, manipulative way, and you just want to punch her in the throat. (Unless that last part is just me. Heh heh.)

You’re baaaaaaaack!!

Oh, dear.

...but where’s the maple syrup?

WHO DARE.

That is a good doggo. He’s most likely frightened of the thunder himself (ears turned back and down is one sign of fear or discomfort in dogs), but he’s comforting the kitten. Sweet boi.

ERMAHGERD JERKPERT

*patient cat

Good job, other guest!!

Most appropriate time for bulldog sadface.

I hear a Hunger Games cannon booming in the distance...

Clearly, the OP does not suffer from PTSD. Mazel tov.

Heaven forbid he respect your initial ‘no’ and leave you alone...

Butternut Crescentbatch loves your title.

Touché, fly. Touché.

That is some next level petty right there.

GOOD KITTY. <3

The little balloon that could. :)