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You're not the boss of me. 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Order 2 pizzas, 10 toppings each, special instructions to flip one over on top of the other then slice. Boom.

Is this even possible? 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Hey aliens I'd absolutely love learning about you! Come visit please!

I'm the result of a birthday sex 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Either way your parents fucked

Elephant attack 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

The funniest thing about this is that it looks like the elephant has done this before. Probably a game. Gonna need a new warning sign

with all the bad news, here's this 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

So ferrets aren't actually naturally occurring species. They are in the weasel family related closely to skunks but they were bred to be less stinky and slightly smaller.

Behind the scenes 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He is in a ridiculous bright pink unitard, filming twilight, in the middle of a forest, and is being pet like a dog

Complaints 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

You're the reason that warning labels are a mile long. They didn't tell me not to hurr de durr OUCH so I sue now right?

She has huge dimples 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

She is flexing her face. Cause she is clenching her cheek muscles to hold the candy

G o o d b o y e jax 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Oh wow he's so ready! You needs a lick? No? How about you? Yes?!?! *gentle boop lick

Having a s*xual intercourse like a sir! 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

That condom better buy me a five star meal, spa day, chocolate, and a car

Because sitting in the bus is too mainstream 1 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Because sitting on the bus costs money

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