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You're not the boss of me. 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Order 2 pizzas, 10 toppings each, special instructions to flip one over on top of the other then slice. Boom.
Is this even possible? 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hey aliens I'd absolutely love learning about you! Come visit please!
I'm the result of a birthday sex 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Either way your parents fucked
Elephant attack 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The funniest thing about this is that it looks like the elephant has done this before. Probably a game. Gonna need a new warning sign
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with all the bad news, here's this 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So ferrets aren't actually naturally occurring species. They are in the weasel family related closely to skunks but they were bred to be less stinky and slightly smaller.
Behind the scenes 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He is in a ridiculous bright pink unitard, filming twilight, in the middle of a forest, and is being pet like a dog
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Complaints 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You're the reason that warning labels are a mile long. They didn't tell me not to hurr de durr OUCH so I sue now right?
She has huge dimples 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She is flexing her face. Cause she is clenching her cheek muscles to hold the candy
G o o d b o y e jax 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh wow he's so ready! You needs a lick? No? How about you? Yes?!?! *gentle boop lick
Having a s*xual intercourse like a sir! 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That condom better buy me a five star meal, spa day, chocolate, and a car
Because sitting in the bus is too mainstream 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because sitting on the bus costs money