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Ayy lmao 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Whenever he does the "WRONG" thing, you can bet he's lying.
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PETA to the rescue 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My food eats your food, and when my food's dead, I put some of your food on it to make it better. Your food's a weak ass bitch.
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haha get rekt u ass 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*coughs* Arkham Knight *coughs*
Fly like a Seagull... 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Fly like a butterfly, sting like a FUCKING SHARK OH MY GOD EVERYONE RUN
Babies 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think some older ones can be cute because they already have hair and smooth skin and cry less. Younger babies, especially newborns, are just ugly wrinkled constantly shrieking potatoes.
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Rekt 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She looks like the maximum eye wideness setting in the Sims.
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Babies 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah but the point is when a kitten or puppy mews/barks because of discomfort, it's still cute. When a baby cries, it's annoying and gross. So puppies and kittens are cute 100% of the time while human spawns are cute about 25% of the time when you're lucky.
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Doggo needs some love 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Dogs are so precious.
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2k16 jokes 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why the downvotes? I just recommended a cool youtuber...
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f*cking savage 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's not that fat though. I understand that everyone has preferences but I wouldn't consider her fat, more like chubby. It's definitely still within the healthy limits, but extremely skinny and extremely fat is unattractive because it's unhealthy.
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2k16 jokes 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ah yes, Undoomed. He makes really cool anti-SJW videos, you guys should check him out.
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Best Cosplay I've ever seen 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hahaha yes, Czech footballers are the best cosplayers. If you're wondering why is the guy on the left (Petr Čech) wearing the weird headwear, it's because he had an accident some years ago as a result of which he had to undergo a surgery in which they implanted a piece of metal in his skull. He has to wear this silly hat-mask to prevent further injuries which could even be deadly for him.
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A different kind of skull drawing 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Huh, this reminded me a lot of the Civilization: Beyond Earth cover. Maybe it's because hexagons are nowadays considered the ultimate futuristic design.
This might be even better than the Sharkboy and Lavagirl wiki 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I literally don't remember that character being in the movie. It's been so long since I saw it.
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Dual wedding cake 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hey Iron Man, why the long face?
Almost unbreakable 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's actually easier if you pull the inner tail, not the outer one.
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So that's where they come from 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Another one...another one...and another one."
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Gorgeous steampunk laptop 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ubuntu though?
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I do NOT recommend doing this! 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Same if you kick them lightly between the legs. Works only on a half of the population though.
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What would I do without you, oh brother of mine? 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Well, her lips DO have a pomegranate-ish colour.
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Life has no meaning anymore 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's just 1 donut...the rest are okay...
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A comp 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Boys, you will never know the fear of sneezing, coughing, or even laughing while on your period.
Enjoy that life.
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children understand that love is love 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The people who don't want to talk about LGBT are the same people who boycott sex ed and then wonder why their teen got pregnant.
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Logic 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's not how it works at all. Anyone who buys a single piece of clothing for 150 bucks is a fucking weirdo/spoiled brat, no matter their gender (my boyfriend says he knows a guy who actually bought a Kanye West brand T-shirt, wtf amirite). Anyone who buys a piece of useful tech for the same amount of money is tech savvy, provided they've chosen a product that has a good balance of price-quality (not overpriced Apple or Alienware stuff) and the person will use it often and to its full extent.
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No,but I remember wanting a lava lamp when I was 13 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I used to have one. It was pretty but it caused my TV and PC to kinda flash off and on because of how much power it consumed.
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triggered, and this guy rocks 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I suppose I understand that if he's a lot more famous than her, the press will try to get people's attention by emphasizing that she's his wife rather than giving her the spotlight, since not that many people know her.
What I don't understand was the previous case where they gave the husband/trainer all credit for his wife's gold in a swimming competition. While I think that it's good to emphasize the effort trainers put into training the athletes, I bet that if he wasn't her husband, the media wouldn't say anything as they mention trainers very rarely. And I just don't understand that, he gets credit for being her husband and her trainer, but if those were two different people, the media wouldn't even mention "them". How is it even relevant to the competition, and how is it more important than her winning a fucking gold medal?
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Very true 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But love at first sight leads to a shallow relationship. You gotta know someone well before you decide to pursue a relationship with them, else the relationship is bound to be a short one.
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Too much sass in one image 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This whole movie was just raw sass. I love it.
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Since war is almost inevitable anyway 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That would only favor those who are closest to that place because they'd spend less money on transport.
When you tear your pectoral muscle 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My dad tore his calf once while playing squash, he says it's the worst wound he ever had in his life, he had to walk with crutches for like 3 or 4 months and worked from home.
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Is it actually distracting? Like does it hinder your work/concentration? 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I agree with y'all 100% on the company stuff, however I don't think it should apply to schools as well, unless we're talking about competitions in which you represent your school.
Also, high heels are evil and shouldn't be a dress code requirement.
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Little nope is sleepy 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Snakes aren't nopes, snakes are so cute and chubby!
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A chinese middle school student learning English 65 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I always thought that it'd just be easier to rewrite a name in the Latin alphabet, but oh well. It's true that even I change my name a bit when introducing myself to English speakers.
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A chinese middle school student learning English 65 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nobody gonna comment on how she's chinese but her name is Anna?
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Beer at a restaurant in Prague is delivered by a miniature train 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I live very close to Prague but never visited that restaurant. How's it called?
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2099: Columbine laser tag? 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
According to South Park it takes 22.3 years for something horrible to become funny, or something that can be joked about. Trust me, it's science.
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The Virgin Mary Sue 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So Christianity is not an Old Testament fanfiction, it's also a doujinshi? Well...it actually makes perfect sense
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You're gonna need a bigger pokeball 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's the swan from Hot Fuzz!
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Why isn't there? Hmm 42 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Same with your friendly neighbor the Czech Republic. At least with the fathers' day, not sure about men's day. We have a kids' day, too. I was never a fan of these celebrations, though. Coddling people for something they were born with and couldn't ever influence doesn't seem the wisest thing to do imho. For something they or their community achieved, yes. But not really for being of a certain race or gender etc.
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*AGGRESSIVELY FREEDOMS* 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Speaking of Asian languages, if you look at the Kanji in China, it says "middle" and "land" (or country or earth). So basically, China is Middle Earth.
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Know your shower 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Exactly. Best feeling ever.
Simple meal schedule for hobbits 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Just wanted to write the same thing. I applaud you, dear sir.
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Emma Watson is love, Emma Watson is life 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She gave a huge damage control speech at the UN, saying that feminism is still needed in first world countries. All she does is smile and look cute, give empty speeches instead of actually helping oppressed women in third world countries.
As to what concerns tax evasion, it's illegal, so shouldn't that be out of the question? I can't believe you defend someone who does that. "Hurr durr it's your money". The whole point of taxes is to make healthcare, education etc free, plus invest money in technology, research and administrative. Evading taxes is like saying "I don't want my kids to go to school or have a doctor, also fuck technological advancement in general"
Just in case anyone wants to know what an angel looks like... 50 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You do not pronounce Bretagne as Britney. I haven't read the post yet, and I'm going to right now, I just wanted to say that you do NOT pronounce Bretagne as if the pup was fucking Britney Spears.
The owner legit looks like a nice person but her language skills must be a bit off. Or maybe whoever made this post didn't quite catch the pronunciation.
no fair 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I bet that the Kardashians have one family plastic surgeon who only knows how to make one face. Also one makeup artist that can only do the "I blow for money" look.
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Emma Watson is love, Emma Watson is life 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A tax evading feminazi... Sure, what is there not to love?
When You're Down And Out 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Thought the same thing. Haha, great minds think alike!
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Big nope 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Where the hell do you live?! Omg I would instantly move to Fuckthatshitville if I saw this.
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The best comebacks in history 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The Ali one was just rude. Frazier pointed out that he's exploiting positive discrimination (even though he was indeed extremely talented and good but race is often an important factor too), and Ali responds "Your face is ugly." I mean, seriously?
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thoughts? 46 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Saying "go fuck yourself" for defending Europe? Are you okay in the head?
Also, I know that there's cool stuff in Texas but I was basing that argument on the stereotypes so it's easier to understand, not on "well actually there's this one city which is kinda sophisticated so don't diss us".